(the official) Rochard's Bikini Bash 2006 Thread!
 

It's time once again to trash my house in Phoenix!

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Every year (or so) I get a year older. Being as I'm in the middle of my mid life crisis, once a year I open up my house and invite in a fair portion of you perverts who consider yourselves adult webmasters. And this year shall be no different!

Since Lensmen offered me the keys to ICS and forced me to move to Northern California, everyone has been asking me where this year's party will be held. I still own the house in Phoenix and the local law enforcement there knows me all too well and love to visit (It's not a party without the cops showing up once, RIGHT?).

It will also be Punker Barbie's birthday as well, and we'll be celebrating her birthday as well just like last year. And this year as an extra added bonus this year's booze (read: Jager) will be sponsored by.....


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This year's party will be on Saturday, September 2nd, at 9PM.

Due to some "issues" last year, this year the party is invite only. Basically I've partied with you before, shook your hand at a convention, or have breasts, your in.

Here's the rules:
1) No gifts. Unless they have breasts.
2) No public nudity unless there is a camera present.
3) All women must wear a bikini.
4) No peeing on wall, my lawn, my driveway, or my pool.
5) If there isn't anyone swimming naked in my pool by midnight the party is over.
6) No stealing shit from my house.
7) You may not bring Lawerence Conner to my house. Or within 500 feet of me.

Anyone interested in attending post here and I'll add your name to the offical guest list.

Here's the guest list:

Niko Bimini
Mike Hawk, Joe Spikes, and Harley Girl
Avalanche and super smoking hawt wife!
Ice (stag, because he can't afford a date)
Deraj
Chandiegirl
Silent Bob Jedi
Rattlehead and some lucky midget
Hone, and Cole Montana if he promises to behave
SeanE from CCBill
Batts from Down Under
John Thorpe and bikini clad guest
Lagwagon and Michelle (FTV Girls!)
AZ Lord
Paul Nash and guest
We Convert Dave, some hot chicks, and some booze!
Corvett from CCBill!
Vanilla and Stewie
RAM, Terry, and Tammy - all in bikinis.
Steve Lighstpeed (maybe)
Raimi Miller, my favorite Lightspeed Girl
Jordan Capri
Dirty Aly
Top Bucks Mark
Baddog
Teen Kelly and Aron!

You know I wouldn't miss it!!!!!


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lol...this is going to be interesting... add Mike Hawk, Joe Spikes and of course myself to your list!

i'll be there :)

Sounds like it will be a blast :glugglug

I'm there....ok yeah V's coming too...

Ok, I am SOOO there!

I'm predicting good times will be had by all... just a hunch. :winkwink:

Oh, I forgot to mention the rules:

1) No pissing in public, on my walls, on my lawn, or in the pool.
2) All women must wear bikinis.
3) Niko Bimini must bring a totally smoking hot chick.

Who you gonna bring Niko?

My boss keeps me too busy to come, but maybe next year

I am SO there! :)

P.S. You might want to double that jager order! :winkwink:

I've heard your boss is a prick.

Oh Pick me! Pick me! I wanna be invited!


In otherwords it would really suck if I was asked to leave my own house for this party :1orglaugh


Can't wait to hang out with all of ya :thumbsup

I can't make it, but can I be invited anyway? (I promise not to show up).

I'll answer for Rochard on this one.....


NO :winkwink:

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C-Ya :1orglaugh

Now that's just rude.

Hmmmmmm let us review..................

1) Your dreaming! Its a tradition for 3 years now and I aint missing this year!
2) I think women in bikinis is a great idea!
3) Oh you know I will have this one handled! I got the Baddest Bitch in the World!!! :pimp

Any questions?

You gonna miss this?

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Olde men get grumpy like that. :1orglaugh

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Sure, let me get right on that!

Your still invited. No matter what you say in my thread.

Bring it on! Let the photochops begin!

This response is useless without pics :pimp

Who ya gonna bring? Lawerence Conner?

Come to think of it, I need to mention him in the rules.

damn.. why are are the hot parties always in cali? i think i gotta move there.. :1orglaugh

I am indeed going to miss that. :Oh crap

Well, it's not uncommon for people to fly out for the party.......

It's in Phoenix, not California. Come on out!

Damn i cant make it, ill be in Texas. Damn :mad:

You KNOW exactly who will be on my arm and it aint LC thats for damn sure! :pimp


Booked her flight earlier today! :thumbsup

Hmmmmmmmmm let me think about that for a bit.................................

I live about 10 minutes from your Sun City casa... can I come? :)

since i've rented your house to shoot out of, does that mean i'm invited? LOL

also, i hear there is a DTC bbq the following weekend too...

I have no idea who you are. Are you creepy looking? Gonna steal things from my house?

Post a picture.

Of course your invited.

I don't know about the following weekend. They don't book these things through me. But take pictures!

sweet, i should just camp out there all week then LOL

Banned. It's nice to have friends in high places. And I didn't even have to ask.

Thanks for the invitation! :) I don't think I'll have my Canadian landed immigrant status in time. If I leave Canada before that, I may not get back in for months!

yup the following weekend is going to be a more laid back type of thing (have to say that cause the landlord doesn't want me throwing huge parties here) but would be great if you made it out both times :thumbsup