Israelies are bloody murderers...
 

A young man was walking the streets of Paris. Suddenly he saw a
rottweiler attacking a young girl. He jumped on the dog, struggled
with him and strangled it. Both he and the girl escaped with minor
scratches.
Immediately excited journalists surrounded him and said:
What is your name? All Paris will hear of you, and the headlines
will be: "A Parisian hero saved a little girl from a savage dog".

Said the man: I am not Parisian.

The jurnalists: O.K, so all France will hear of you and the
headlines will be :"A French hero saved a little girl from a savage
dog".

The man: But I am not French.

Journalists: OK, so all Europe will hear of you and the headlines
will read: "A European hero saved a little girl from a savage dog".

The man: But I am not from Europe.

Journalists: So where are you from?

The man: I am from Israel.

Journalists: OK, so all the world will hear of you and the headline
in all tomorrow's papers will read:
"Israeli killed a little girl's dog."

and then the racist woke up from his dream :winkwink:

lets be realistic , that wouldn't happen... it hasn't , and doesn't..

I think we all know every journalist has an agenda.. there are plenty of slanted journalists for both sides. if your trying to say israel is "more" picked on than "france" in the media , we must be watching different media :)

france?
oh no, majority of the world is fucked up, and that includes your liberal ass
;)

me ? :( why would you say that ? I'm just saying its not very realistic .


If the majority of the world is fucked up and that is the "minorities" opinion then wouldn't the flipside be that the majority of the world thinks the minority of the world is fucked up..

A loud laugh for that PLAIN joke--nothing else.

Smokey,
argue this:

"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing."
- Bertrand Russell

fucking brilliant

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked
if she got three wishes.


"Nope, sorry," the genie said. "Three-wish genies are a storybook
myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So, what'll it be?"


The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and the Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."


The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, please be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but
not
THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
please,
be reasonable."


The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for -- a good man."


The genie sighed heavily and said, "Let me see the freaking map
again."

If only 1 person considers what the fifty million said foolish who is the fool

- smokeythebear 2006
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heh i like this game.. more more

are you reciting these live from a comedy club in tel-aviv ? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

that one was actually sort of funny.. funnier for the ladies , you should have made it " make my wife be on time "

:error :error French Hero :error :error PLEASE REBOOT COMPUTER, French Hero NOT FOUND.

I am afraid you are.

P.S. majority is always wrong.

80% of USA taxpayers show loss in the stock market at any given year...

majority belived the world was flat....

majority of GFYers never seen the $100,000 check with their name on it.

I can go on and on 'til the peace reigns in Middle East.

hmm i didnt even have an opinion i thought you were talking about 50 million people , i didnt even get the question yet. lol

im being serious here , who decides what foolish is ? for bertrand to have assumed what the 50 million people were doing was foolish he would have to have some foundation to base that on wouldnt he..

if everyone on earth didnt eat dirt and one guy did , he might think the same way as bertrand right ? does that make him right ?

bertrand didnt say that the 50 million was a majority or not..

heh thats actually a really good quote when you think about it.. and i dont just mean in a funny way , it has a deeper meaning , maybe one day people will attribute it to you..

In one way its totally wrong because who judges whats wrong ? wouldn't you use the majority to judge, and the majority of people arent going to vote that the majority of them are wrong..

if you had 10 people they picked a color to paint the room 6 people pick red 4 people pick green

the 4 people are going to use bertrands quote to justify why they were voted wrong by the majority and 6 of them will use mine :1orglaugh

...and Serge would paint the whole room BLACK with ayellow line going diagonally from ceiling to the floor

Smokey go push your terrorist agenda elsewhere.

Let us enjoy a joke every now and then.

And yea, they were pretty funny. :)

lay off the haterade .... you are the only one to bring up terrorism in this thread , if you want to discuss it go find some thread thats actually discussing it instead of tainting a thread with your babble .

And the Russians are saints? :1orglaugh

You're the Mel Gibson of this board.

and who do you think you are saying i have a terrorist agenda , your fucked in the head buddy , dont ever ever try that shit on me. you want to play your hate with the anti-semites thats fine , but i'm warning you fuck off with your hate, seriously, i dont hate you i dont hate jews, how more clear can i make it .. if thats a terrorist agenda you have some problems.. wanna make me out to be an anti-semite when i have pointed out my position to you numerous times then we have some serious problems

No, Saints are New Orleaneans

your a fucking retard , seriously i have pointed out my postition to you numerous times , and thats your opinion ? you have problems .. your the shizophrenic racist everyone got sick of long ago , go cry to someone else that everyone's an anti-semite you tard

Smokey,
send me $27 via paypal and I'll certify you that you are not antisemite.

For additional $300 I can arrange your circumsicions
;)

:1orglaugh

You are in serious denial.

You've posted more than 15 threads calling Jews and Israelies murders for defending thier home country.
Why? You would rather see terrorist scum continue thier attacks on civilian cities in Israel. If that is not anti-semite i dont know what is.

of course you cant back that up with anything because you know it isnt true i have never said that ever in my entire life.. quit hallucinating and taking things out of context . i said murdering babies is wrong, get the facts straight, i said hezbollah was just as bad for what they do..

Its clear when you make threads such as
Hezbollah fighters kill 9 Israeli troops

When hezbollah does they, they are fighters who killed troops.

But when Israel retaliates they are and

instead of putting words in my mouth why not just ask me ? because you know that wouldnt be the answer i would give thats why but you feel better thinking thats what i would say.. if you asked me " is israel murderers for defending themselves ? " i would say no..

Alex, this is a weak argument.

I've seen misguided remarks by Smokey,
but I haven't seen antisemitic remarks by him.

(...and I even haven't got $27 yet)

i said the same thing and the same threads about hezbollah , your just a racist fucktard who cant see beyond your own hate

I mean its clear that you paint one side [i wonder which] as the worser side when in reality and it has been poitned out to you many times, that IDF are attacking Hezbollah military targets while Hezbollah attacks Israeli civilian cities.

Alright maybe anti-semitic is a bit too far, but i still dont see how you can call Israelies murderers.

Please show me how i am racist?

I am not the moron calling them towelheads or anything.

I call them what they are, the group Hezbollah which is a terroist organization.

Now please show me where you have ever called the actions of Hezbollah as murder?

Maybe i missed it, prove me wrong.

Smokey is not antisemite, he is anti Israeli. If he was antisemite and pro children,
he would cry about arab children killed in Nazareth in the first days of the war by Hezbollah katuyshas. But he doesn't cry or post about children if they were Israeli children, even if they are arabs,
thus he is of anti Israel spiecies.

Then he is a racist and since the majority of Israelies are Jews you can see how anti-semite might be brought up.

I dont see why the Israeli people dont have the right to defend themselves, and why he gets so fired up over the topic.

war sucks for both sides, anyone can ask me that to find out my opinion .. the lebanese have been getting the short end of the stick so far.. if you cant admit that your biased.

that would explain why israel has killed more civilians compared to hezbollah ? your not making much sense, are you saying israel has shitty aim or what ? beirut isnt a civilian city ? tel aviv doesnt have military ? cmon this argument could go on for hours doesnt mean im an anti-semite , i just happen to disagree on the fine points..