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Brown Bear 06-07-2002 09:53 PM

Have you ever fucked a girl you met online?
 
If you have, then gimme the dirty details?

ZoiNk 06-07-2002 09:56 PM

Perv!

InsaneMidget 06-07-2002 09:57 PM

Mr brother does it all the time. He Has done in 5-6 girls in the last 2 months. It's called the "Affection Connection" lol

baddog 06-07-2002 09:59 PM

a few times, would not be surprised if it happens again before too long :Graucho

SleazyDream 06-07-2002 10:00 PM

read about it every day on sleazydream.com

Brown Bear 06-07-2002 10:04 PM

Sleazy, do you write those stories you have on your galleries yourself? and if you do, don't you get tired of having to make up that stuff all the time?

SleazyDream 06-07-2002 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
Sleazy, do you write those stories you have on your galleries yourself? and if you do, don't you get tired of having to make up that stuff all the time?
it's all submissions from dating service members - all real. Doctered slightly.

Jamdin 06-07-2002 10:05 PM

No, because all of them has kids & seem to be looking for wannabe dads....

Dawgy 06-07-2002 10:08 PM

nope never fucked a girl i met online.

ill tell u about this one time tho. i think his name was brad.
we met online at ..... err... nevermind

mGreg 06-08-2002 12:46 AM

i met a chick online once(thru friends) :thumbsup

payrollpete 06-08-2002 12:50 AM

dawgy

don't spoil the board with man on man shit :)

keep that in your head!

LOL

jimmy3way 06-08-2002 12:52 AM

Hell yeah I did. It's great cos they're used to not getting any respect...can you say facial on the first date?

ADIDAS 06-08-2002 12:56 AM

yes me and my wife have!

beemk 06-08-2002 01:27 AM

i did once, i never went into chatrooms looking for girls or anything, or looking for girls online at all. i post on this other music message board and a girl from there that lives close to me private messaged me and then she started calling me and she called on night drunk asking for a booty call. i didnt go over there but then i called her back one day and asked if she wanted to "hang out" and i went over there and fucked her. next thing i know she starts calling 10x a day and annoyed the shit out of me so i slowly faded her out. moral of the story, don't pick up girls online.

FlyingIguana 06-08-2002 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
i did once, i never went into chatrooms looking for girls or anything, or looking for girls online at all. i post on this other music message board and a girl from there that lives close to me private messaged me and then she started calling me and she called on night drunk asking for a booty call. i didnt go over there but then i called her back one day and asked if she wanted to "hang out" and i went over there and fucked her. next thing i know she starts calling 10x a day and annoyed the shit out of me so i slowly faded her out. moral of the story, don't pick up girls online.
was she that bad in bed?

beemk 06-08-2002 01:48 AM

no she was actually good in bed, it was the fact that she was calling me 10x a day.

FlyingIguana 06-08-2002 01:49 AM

then i'd be fuckin her 10x a day :thumbsup

beemk 06-08-2002 02:20 AM

lol, she lived too far, it was like a 40 minute drive. and she was always calling to talk to someone and unload her problems. i'm not big for talking on the phone.

Brown Bear 06-08-2002 02:28 AM

Thats why phone sex was invented.

JimmyReject 06-08-2002 02:35 AM

About six months ago I started chatting to ba girl on AOL Instant Message and about a month later we met up to see if we got on as well as we did online and on the phone.

We've now been dating 5 months and I stay at her house every weekend [not this one, Tyson Lewis tonight]

Patchs 06-08-2002 02:57 AM

Bunky and I met on line and we have now been together for almost 2 years. And I guess you could say we "fucked"!

Patchs

Morgan 06-08-2002 04:34 AM

i fucked lots of chicks online..... nehow, sleazy, was that you i was playing in HL?????

Zayne E. 06-08-2002 04:54 AM

Shit...I not only fucked one...I married her too! It helps that she was also in the biz' :thumbsup

prostock 06-08-2002 05:05 AM

i have and what even better i am here with now living with her and making content here in the philippines ,,,,,,,,,,, and ,,,,,,,, wel i better not say that he might read here one time and then kill me :Graucho :winkwink: :thumbsup

jimmyf 06-08-2002 07:44 AM

Many and still do.

Tipsy 06-08-2002 08:29 AM

We met playing Avalon now we're married and sad to say as happy as ever.

In the days I had time to play MUD's I used to find they were a great way to get phone sex. Fuck paying $5 a minute when you can get them to phone you on a transatlantic call :)

kmanrox 06-08-2002 12:03 PM

http://www.hotornot.com

is a goldmine ;-)

Turboface 06-08-2002 12:21 PM

A friend of mine called me up and wanted to see if I would come out and have a beer with him. He said that he met some girl online and was going to meet her at a locar bar, and he wanted me to be there with him in case of emergency (ugly girl) - I instantly agreed!

We were sitting there at the bar gettin tanked. My buddy's got his eyes glued on the door. Every time some unattractive women would walk in, I would start tapping his leg and say, 'It's her!'. My friends nerves were shot.

All of a sudden, it shows up.

This whale squeezed her way through the doorway and immediately started 'scanning' the place with her eyes. It was obvious that this was the women. I immediately threw my hand up in the air and started waving her down. My friend was trying to stop me for a second - but it was too late.

She made her way around the bar, smiling her ass off (thinking I was the guy). When she made her way over I introduced her to my friend. He shot me a dirty look, then introduced himself to her.

It was painfully obvious that there was no love connection here - at least on my friends part. After a short conversation, the women got up and went to the ladies room. My friend was frantically grabbing his money off the bar and telling me to get ready to get the hell outta there. I told him that he should at least come up with an excuse and not just bolt when she in the bathroom.

She came back up to us and my friend just blurted out, 'We're going to go get something to eat' - She turned around and pointed at all the menu items on the wall. He then said, 'I want a Wawa hoagie'. He promised that we'd be back and we got out of there and didn't look back.

I kinda felt bad for the girl - She obviously spent alot of time getting ready (make-up, hair, etc.) and she definately liked my friend (and me too, I think).

I think the only lesson my friend learned that night was to never take me out with him on a blind date like that ever again!

Paul Markham 06-08-2002 12:29 PM

Not a girl online. But once met a girl who phoned as a wrong number. We chatted and I asked to meet her. She said tomorrow night 10.00 pm bring a bottle. Guess I'm more charming over the phone than over a keyboard.

Cutting a long story short we were fucking 2-3 times a week for 3-4 hours and I went home 4.00 in the morning. She said she had to get some sleep before going to work.

Got it yet?

Well one night we were particuarly energetic and fell asleep. At 5.30 a car pulled into the drive, luckerly waking us. It was the husband home from the night shift at Fords, she lived in Rainham. So I had to jump out the window on to the roof, naked, at the back of the house. Climb down into the garden, dress and leg it over the back fence into someone elses garden.

Never saw her again after that, don't understand why. Just felt so "USED"

lawpal 06-08-2002 12:31 PM

Yea, met my girlfriend online. Been almost 2 years now.

Brown Bear 06-08-2002 12:40 PM

I've fucked a few chicks I met online. You always gotta get a picture of them before you meet them though.

You gotta sift through the fatties and nasties to find the decent ones though.

SleazyDream 06-08-2002 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Not a girl online. But once met a girl who phoned as a wrong number. We chatted and I asked to meet her. She said tomorrow night 10.00 pm bring a bottle. Guess I'm more charming over the phone than over a keyboard.

Cutting a long story short we were fucking 2-3 times a week for 3-4 hours and I went home 4.00 in the morning. She said she had to get some sleep before going to work.

Got it yet?

Well one night we were particuarly energetic and fell asleep. At 5.30 a car pulled into the drive, luckerly waking us. It was the husband home from the night shift at Fords, she lived in Rainham. So I had to jump out the window on to the roof, naked, at the back of the house. Climb down into the garden, dress and leg it over the back fence into someone elses garden.

Never saw her again after that, don't understand why. Just felt so "USED"

revenge time - post her pics

[Labret] 06-08-2002 01:49 PM

Ok.

The first day I found Napster I was cruising around the Napster chatrooms laughing at all the 14 year crap and talking as much shit on there as I do here.

I started arguing with a girl who took offense that I did not believe that she was in fact a model, hot, and bi. Cause we all know online chatrooms are havens for hot girls right?

So I verbally abuse her for an hour or so and make her feel like shit.

I ended up downloading some music off of her and started making idle chit chat. Still unconvinced that she was nothing short of a fat asian gay man. Very funny, but a man none the less.

Anyhow, she asks if she can add me to her icq. Ok. I figure what the hell, continue the abuse on icq.

A year later, she is living with me. Been my girlfriend for 2 years.

Come to find out she was hot, a model, and bi. What are the odds.

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kmanrox 06-08-2002 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
A friend of mine called me up and wanted to see if I would come out and have a beer with him. He said that he met some girl online and was going to meet her at a locar bar, and he wanted me to be there with him in case of emergency (ugly girl) - I instantly agreed!

We were sitting there at the bar gettin tanked. My buddy's got his eyes glued on the door. Every time some unattractive women would walk in, I would start tapping his leg and say, 'It's her!'. My friends nerves were shot.

All of a sudden, it shows up.

This whale squeezed her way through the doorway and immediately started 'scanning' the place with her eyes. It was obvious that this was the women. I immediately threw my hand up in the air and started waving her down. My friend was trying to stop me for a second - but it was too late.

She made her way around the bar, smiling her ass off (thinking I was the guy). When she made her way over I introduced her to my friend. He shot me a dirty look, then introduced himself to her.

It was painfully obvious that there was no love connection here - at least on my friends part. After a short conversation, the women got up and went to the ladies room. My friend was frantically grabbing his money off the bar and telling me to get ready to get the hell outta there. I told him that he should at least come up with an excuse and not just bolt when she in the bathroom.

She came back up to us and my friend just blurted out, 'We're going to go get something to eat' - She turned around and pointed at all the menu items on the wall. He then said, 'I want a Wawa hoagie'. He promised that we'd be back and we got out of there and didn't look back.

I kinda felt bad for the girl - She obviously spent alot of time getting ready (make-up, hair, etc.) and she definately liked my friend (and me too, I think).

I think the only lesson my friend learned that night was to never take me out with him on a blind date like that ever again!

send her to Boneprone

Jakke PNG 06-08-2002 02:38 PM

Labret, lucky bitch.
I've fucked a girl I chatted with in a finnish chatroom. She was 16 I was 19, it was all great.
A good while later I chatted with another chick who told me she was 18. I started dating her and after a year of dating I found out she was 16 when we met, I was 21. I still live with her, she's 18 now. :Graucho
No pics, she said she'd bite my dick off if I EVER showed her pic on the internet.

Deb 06-08-2002 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
He then said, 'I want a Wawa hoagie'.
I'm surprised that no one asked what a Wawa is. lol

TeraBabes 06-08-2002 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deb


I'm surprised that no one asked what a Wawa is. lol

hehe.... I love Wawa hoagies. I grew up outside Philly...

P.S. [Labret] - You're one lucky fuck.

=^..^= 06-08-2002 11:24 PM

Ive never fucked a woman I met online but I have fuckes a few men
Not surefrs though - all webmasters lol\

One time a good friend I have known for 6 years sent me a message soon after he purchased a computer - we icq'd almost every day for a year then somehting happened and he wasn't online anymore
anyway I went on to do other things and travelled for a while then I went back to my hometown and I managed to track him down
3 days later we we decided to get married - 2 weeks later found out i was pregnant

the best thing about having ben in contacty online was that it was easier to break the news to him that I was workign in the industry again ( he knows I have worked in it b4 but last time we saw each other i had gone into mainstream)
I dunno if I'd have had the heart to tell him to his face - knowing how concerened he always is for me


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miss^behaving 06-08-2002 11:31 PM

Hubby and I have got together with a couple we met online. Started off as a good night...but ended with me accidently smacking the hubby in the jaw with my elbow. To make a long story short....Blood and cum everywhere....not a pretty site.
Needless to say we won't be going back to them in a hurry.....lol.
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goodgirl 06-08-2002 11:34 PM

I have never fucked a girl...yes that answers it totally.


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