Your motto
 

"blow your mind smoke gunpowder"


;)

"I want to marry you"

Hows that

:winkwink:

Life is not a practice run.

;-)

"fuck her then chuck her"


:pimp

"have a break, have a kitkat" (or something like that ) :)

" Dont mistake my kindness for weakness "

"A wise man never turns down free food"

I'll try anything once

"Wow. I kind of don't care."

kill'em all and let got sort'em out

"Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive."

Elbert Hubbard

Aim for success, not perfection

Would you give me a footjob?

If you're gonna dance with the devil, don't be surprised when he puts his hands on your ass.

I have more than one, but here are three...

1. Dance like nobody's watching; Love like you've never been hurt; Sing like nobody's listening; Live like it's heaven on earth (Mark Twain)

2. Live simply so that others may simply live

3. Eschew obfuscation

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never worry about the things that you have no control over

:error :1orglaugh

My husbands is " If they cant take a fuck. Joke Em. "

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin

"With our thoughts we make the world." - Buddha

"Look for the best in people (expect it and encourage it), don't look for the worst (don't expect it yet be prepared for it)." :)

Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

Always go forward, never go straight..

Never get even, always get ahead..

semper fi

"All things are difficult before they are easy." :)

Geographic, prejudice against increments of incredulos legislature
Pschologically, I masturbate with the hands of fate
So bust nuts on Mother Nature

Worry more about yourself then what everyone else is doing

"try to be good as much as possible"

Never give a sucker an even break

"a promise is a comfort to a fool."

that's a good one
also "veni vidi vici"
and "life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it"

i escho odna: berejenogo bog berejet

vsex blag!

Oh yes, absolutely! hehehehee

?We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun.? ...

"study now pay later"

hehehe

"Money talks, wealth whispers"

shit happends.

"Fuck da haters"

what a fine man!

If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good
-Theodor Geisel (dr seuss)

"Ride the wave where it takes you." - Eddie Vedder.

Really, ever try and fight the current? It sucks.