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Grapesoda 07-14-2006 05:30 PM
why my GF left me :(
 
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

BusterBunny 07-14-2006 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wanton
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

poe 07-14-2006 05:36 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paul Waters 07-14-2006 05:36 PM
Priceless!

:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 07-14-2006 05:36 PM
Rofllllllllll!!

Degenerate 07-14-2006 05:39 PM
That is classic...lol

DirtyDees 07-14-2006 05:40 PM
hahah thats a good one

internexxnl 07-14-2006 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wanton
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
damn your right! haha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

blazi 07-14-2006 05:40 PM
lol,, good one :)

notabook 07-14-2006 05:40 PM
lmao... excellent :thumbsup One of the better things I've heard in a while, gfy or otherwise :1orglaugh

blazi 07-14-2006 05:41 PM
lol,, good one :)

Elli 07-14-2006 05:46 PM
omg that's awesome :)

CamsLord 07-14-2006 05:47 PM
sorry man but thats pretty funny

tenderobject 07-14-2006 05:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wanton
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
LOL thats funny. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

djroof 07-14-2006 05:54 PM
hahahahahahahaha

SweetJeanette 07-14-2006 05:57 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Viktor Taransky 07-14-2006 05:59 PM
:thumbsup :thumbsup :1orglaugh
drink and be merry! :upsidedow


Quote:
Originally Posted by Wanton
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

Viktor Taransky 07-14-2006 06:01 PM
...and if she's coming back, let's drink for it! :)

Sultry_Selenia 07-14-2006 06:03 PM
rofl awesome

StuartD 07-14-2006 06:04 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PlugRush Sascha 07-14-2006 06:06 PM
Hahaha, that's fucked up!

TurboAngel 07-14-2006 06:10 PM
LMFAO!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bknoob 07-14-2006 06:17 PM
rofl :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-14-2006 06:21 PM
Rofls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MaddCaz 07-14-2006 06:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wanton
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
:( :( :( :(

Junky 07-14-2006 06:27 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Classic one, mate...

"Ugly girls don't exist... You probably didn't have enough drinks!" :winkwink:

MR2raymond 07-14-2006 06:30 PM
hahaha that a kewl one

Malicious Biz 07-14-2006 06:31 PM
Haha.. heard it before but still funny as fuck.

Spunky 07-14-2006 06:51 PM
Lmao..I gotta remember that one

Doctor Dre 07-14-2006 06:55 PM
LMAO ! All woman wants to cutoff their hubby's spendings (while they already spend 5x more), but you really can't fuck with theirs.

lelahosting 07-14-2006 08:14 PM
LOL

very good

ProducerCashDave 07-14-2006 08:16 PM
Nice one

wyldblyss 07-14-2006 08:27 PM
I love it!

pornguy 07-14-2006 08:28 PM
you should make a site about her

sam from montreal 07-14-2006 08:42 PM
hahaha funny shit man :1orglaugh

:pimp Sam

Basic_man 07-14-2006 08:43 PM
Lolllllllllllll, nice call :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Stacey_JoinRightNow 07-14-2006 09:04 PM
so I told you make up is more valued than beer... hahahahhaa

sicone 07-14-2006 09:19 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


some people just cant handle the truth

PimpDaddyPants 07-14-2006 09:20 PM
im proud of you son ;)

Tom_PM 07-14-2006 09:21 PM
lol, Darrel Hammond said it on the Conan rerun the other night ;) Funny as hell! lol


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