Let GFY decide the winner of Lightspeedcash DVDS
 

The response to our Haiku contest was GREAT! In case you missed it, here is a link

But we are stumped for a winner, so we'll let GFY decide. Please vote for your favorite, and we'll declare a winner at midnight tonight (PST)

1. Tuition is paid
Lightspeed University
Magna cum loudly

2. jordan is leaving
secretary jobs pay shit
welcome back you slut

3. my jordan capri
found god and hid her pussy
came back finally

4. If I win the prize
Please send them in brown paper
Mum can never know

5. Her sweet seduction
Both naughty and innocent
Faith consumes my soul

6. Erection causing,
Pornographic fantasy,
Lightspeed DVD

7. Tawnee or Jordan
Which one to receive my lust?
Wait! A hot threesome.

8. Dirty little stones
along the River Jordan
skip farther, wilder.

9. Jordan Capri tight
Slender little teenage dream
Please visit tonight

10. jordan hardcore please
just one vid fucking you hard
outsell everything

Poll added now, sorry about that!

1. Tuition is paid
Lightspeed University
Magna cum loudly

I'm voting for myself.... I need me some dvd's.

I wondered if the other one should have had an accompanying poll. :)

Re-voted for #1.

I am lazy, before I vote, are all of these the correct number of syllables?

jordan hardcore please

Mr. Romance

I think so

mine was the best
but instead you list the rest
you poll is incomplete eat my meat

not in Haiku form, sorry had to disqualify you

Yeah i should have clicked that wiki link you posted.

6. Erection causing,
Pornographic fantasy,
Lightspeed DVD

Voted for myself just because. Plus each line is only 2 words.

never knew number of words were relevant

#6 . . . doubt DVD qualifies as 3 syllables . . . so comes down to 5 or 8 as being closest to form . . . . decisions, decisions

just mean lol

voted for the hardcore one. truth is very clear in that poem.

number 10 is correct as well

why are my entries not qualified? are they that bad? (just asking) :)

Obviously :321GFY

I voted for the first one.

Lots of good options there

shoot you missed the good ones

Mine shoulda been nominated! I guess thats what happens when you go classy and not dirty.

I'm not being picky or anything but I thought the original statement was that the haiku had to be about your favourite lightspeed girl. Most of the final 10 are, but not all of them. :)

yup.. i noticed that too....

i concur

number one.

Bump.....

vote #2 :)

Anyone actully watch DVDhahaha180;s theese days? Its 2006...

which ones?

I wasn't referring to the number of syllables, but rather that Haiku should be about nature . . . 5 and 8 were the closest in that respect.

Tuition Is Paid!

9. Jordan Capri tight
Slender little teenage dream
Please visit tonight
this got my vote
:2 cents: :thumbsup

These ones ruled :thumbsup

lil trouble maker
how much trouble youve made
wife found creditcard

-by Screaming


Jordan Capri could pee on me
Body is tight and perky
Bring her to me
Go Seattle!

-by Deraj

added my vote

Magna cum loudly hahahhahha oh shit, thats great.

I voted!

:(

when i wrote that.. i honestly said to myself

we have a winnah.

:winkwink:

5,6,5 -- sorry

Jordan needs Capris

ouch! it was "you have made" but im a webmstr so my mind types as short as possible sometimes