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BradM 07-03-2006 11:23 AM

My wife wants a kid... ugh
 
Yea she wants to breed. She's been bugging me for awhile now. So I bought her a rabbit.

Bets on how long that novelty wears off?

Babagirls 07-03-2006 11:25 AM

since when the fuck are you MARRIED????????? :eek7

BradM 07-03-2006 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls
since when the fuck are you MARRIED????????? :eek7

Heh, oh yeah. I forgot to post that news I guess.

Pete-KT 07-03-2006 11:26 AM

Brad is such a lier sometime

seeric 07-03-2006 11:27 AM

WTF??????????????????


Youre married?

butterflybucks 07-03-2006 11:28 AM

c'mon, give her a creampie

gangbangjoe 07-03-2006 11:30 AM

tell her you got abused by aliens and if you breed she will give birth to 5 david hasslehoffs

BradM 07-03-2006 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT
Brad is such a lier sometime

You're such a Peteypoo sometimes :(

ProducerCashDave 07-03-2006 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
tell her you got abused by aliens and if you breed she will give birth to 5 david hasslehoffs

That would work:1orglaugh

gangbangjoe 07-03-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BadBoy_Dave
That would work:1orglaugh


hey

don't hassle the HOFF

I'm a sig whore 07-03-2006 11:35 AM

go get the snip and never tell her.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-03-2006 11:35 AM

buy here a young goat, then she will have a kid!

Pete-KT 07-03-2006 11:35 AM

Send your wife over, Ill give her a Facial

MandyBlake 07-03-2006 11:44 AM

well don't get her pregnant just because she wants it. you both have to agree on it.

lazycash 07-03-2006 11:46 AM

You just said you had a fiance last week, did you get married this weekend?

nico-t 07-03-2006 11:47 AM

http://www.vcnet.com/garym/hanger/hanger.jpg

notabook 07-03-2006 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by NetDomainia
buy here a young goat, then she will have a kid!

British humor... it's always just so clever. :thumbsup

BradM 07-03-2006 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash
You just said you had a fiance last week, did you get married this weekend?

Yep. :thumbsup

lazycash 07-03-2006 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM
Yep. :thumbsup

Ah, the power of deduction. Well congrats, funny thing though you were posting here all weekend, must have been a quickie. Any plans for a honeymoon?

BradM 07-03-2006 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash
Ah, the power of deduction. Well congrats, funny thing though you were posting here all weekend, must have been a quickie. Any plans for a honeymoon?

Did it saturday... check sat, I didn't post. ;)
Honeymoon is going to be a trip around Europe. We are both history nerds and want to check out historical locations. We don't really have a desire to lay on the beach somewhere, as we can do that anywhere on the west coast.

PlugRush Sascha 07-03-2006 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM
Yea she wants to breed. She's been bugging me for awhile now. So I bought her a rabbit.

Bets on how long that novelty wears off?

Mmm rabbit stew.

Just get a vasectomy.

lazycash 07-03-2006 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM
Did it saturday... check sat, I didn't post. ;)
Honeymoon is going to be a trip around Europe. We are both history nerds and want to check out historical locations. We don't really have a desire to lay on the beach somewhere, as we can do that anywhere on the west coast.


Sounds like that will be fun, when are you going? So you just got married Sat, and two days later your wife is beggin for a kid? You didn't seem to date very long and had a quick hush hush wedding, one might think she's already pregnant.

BradM 07-03-2006 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash
Sounds like that will be fun, when are you going? So you just got married Sat, and two days later your wife is beggin for a kid? You didn't seem to date very long and had a quick hush hush wedding, one might think she's already pregnant.

She has wanted one since we met. We really hit it off, one of those "soulmate" situations. She has really changed my life for the better and affected me in a very positive way. We're very compatible.

We want to go next year in the summer. It's really the only time we can considering she is in school right now.

Sarah_Jayne 07-03-2006 12:37 PM

strip poker one weekend...married the next :)

tony286 07-03-2006 12:38 PM

tell her your fixed and it slipped your mind.

BoyAlley 07-03-2006 12:38 PM

Urgh, kids. Sooooooo glad I don't ever have to worry about that.

Best start keepin a count on her pills!

BradM 07-03-2006 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
strip poker one weekend...married the next :)

Come on Sarah... we've known each other how long now? You've got to know by now I am completely unpredictable!! :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 07-03-2006 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM
Come on Sarah... we've known each other how long now? You've got to know by now I am completely unpredictable!! :1orglaugh

Hell, I flew 3,000 miles and had my first date, got engaged, moved in and lost my virginity all in one night. I wasn't judging.

Now, know what is the truth..I'll wait to decide :)

pornguy 07-03-2006 12:40 PM

Just get on top of her, and make the damn baby.

fris 07-03-2006 12:40 PM

hah married, ya right to palmela handerson

Sarah_Jayne 07-03-2006 12:41 PM

anyway..assuming one isn't pregnant or has kids together prior to marriage nobody should have kids for atleast two years into their marriage. Firstly, you should have a few years that are just for the two of you. Secondly, give the marriage some room to see if it really is going to last before you bring an additional responsibility into it.

BradM 07-03-2006 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
anyway..assuming one isn't pregnant or has kids together prior to marriage nobody should have kids for atleast two years into their marriage. Firstly, you should have a few years that are just for the two of you. Secondly, give the marriage some room to see if it really is going to last before you bring an additional responsibility into it.

I agree completely. I told her if the bunny lives 2 years, I'll give her a baby. I'm giving it about 5 weeks. :disgust

lazycash 07-03-2006 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM
She has wanted one since we met. We really hit it off, one of those "soulmate" situations. She has really changed my life for the better and affected me in a very positive way. We're very compatible.

We want to go next year in the summer. It's really the only time we can considering she is in school right now.

That's cool, I was just bustin your chops. I certainly believe that if you meet the right person and both work at building a relationship from the start you can really get to know someone in a short time. So when do we get to see the wedding pics?

MegaPartnerJerry 07-03-2006 12:45 PM

Just give her a kid, no I'm kidding. You will ruin your life. You know how expensive those things are.

Tdog 07-03-2006 12:46 PM

Buy here a puppy, works better than the rabbit.

BradM 07-03-2006 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash
That's cool, I was just bustin your chops. I certainly believe that if you meet the right person and both work at building a relationship from the start you can really get to know someone in a short time. So when do we get to see the wedding pics?

We didn't get any, it wasn't public we just did the ol' paper signing deal. Plus no way I am posting a picture of her on GFY. Sorry. I respect how some people can put their kids and girlfriends and wives up here but there are WAY too many crazies here for me to feel comfortable with that. :Oh crap

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-03-2006 12:53 PM

only thing to do now... murder her

madawgz 07-03-2006 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
tell her you got abused by aliens and if you breed she will give birth to 5 david hasslehoffs

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nico-t 07-03-2006 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Urgh, kids. Sooooooo glad I don't ever have to worry about that.

Best start keepin a count on her pills!

you can always adopt a little negro with your future husband, thats what gay people in holland do.

E$_manager 07-03-2006 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls
since when the fuck are you MARRIED????????? :eek7

Jealouse?
he promised you something?
Bad man!
What a drama! :winkwink:


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