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Tanker 06-23-2006 11:23 AM

Ouch Why would any guy clean the bathroom in the nude anyway?
 
An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911.

In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head.

However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub.

His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door.

pr0 06-23-2006 11:25 AM

thats one dead cat :)

Penthouse Tony 06-23-2006 11:25 AM

Quote:

apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum,
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tdog 06-23-2006 11:26 AM

Not sure what would hurt more, the cat scratching your balls or the bump on the head.

Tanker 06-23-2006 11:27 AM

It knocked him out cold.

gooddomains 06-23-2006 11:27 AM

wow, that's like hardcore bestiality

Deputy Chief Command 06-23-2006 11:28 AM

makes sense cleaning your bath while naked

you take a bath you clean the bath


you take a bath clothed ? ? that would be insane . ..

CheneyRumsfeld 06-23-2006 11:29 AM

what no pics?
no video?

Phoenix 06-23-2006 11:30 AM

i alwasy clean the shower while i have a shower

but i keep my balls away from any cats..lol

I'm a sig whore 06-23-2006 11:32 AM

that would fucking suck!!!

CherryLipsRosa 06-23-2006 11:32 AM

hahahaha that is too funny

pornguy 06-23-2006 11:32 AM

Now that actually made me laugh.

OG LennyT 06-23-2006 11:34 AM

cat scratch fever....

LOL

Tanker 06-23-2006 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Now that actually made me laugh.

I laughed too the visual I got was kinda gross untill the cat struck his balls then I laughed


who can do a good flash animation of that it would be funny as hell

G-Rotica 06-23-2006 11:35 AM

fur balls?

BluewireAngie 06-23-2006 11:35 AM

ouch!!! :1orglaugh

WebairGerard 06-23-2006 11:37 AM

that is pretty funny

Honez 06-23-2006 11:38 AM

I call bull shit.




Men don't clean bathrooms.

Doctor Dre 06-23-2006 11:39 AM

The way it's wrote you can just see it in your head

Tanker 06-23-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez
I call bull shit.
Men don't clean bathrooms.



I hate cleaning the bathroom

iDope 06-23-2006 01:18 PM

I think he's lying.. maybe he was trying to have sex (???) with the cat when that happened. Why would a guy be nude with his cat in the bathroom? Doesn't add up!

BobG 06-23-2006 01:20 PM

that's hilarious. :thumbsup

TheLegacy 06-23-2006 01:23 PM

last thing he saw I'm sure

http://www.pusscats.com/Cat_Scratch_Fever_2.jpg

iwantchixx 06-23-2006 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
thats one dead cat :)


Fuck yeah. if ANY animal did that to me it would get an instant backhand of death...

nastynun 06-23-2006 01:24 PM

http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/hindlick.htm :1orglaugh

SomeCreep 06-23-2006 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanker
His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SiMpLe 06-23-2006 02:31 PM

That was a brutle visual :1orglaugh

madawgz 06-23-2006 02:56 PM

hahahahahaha who the fuck cleans naked wtf?!?! LOL

xNetworx 06-23-2006 02:57 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

VS_Eddie 06-23-2006 03:07 PM

I seriously think that there would be some hygiene issues cleaning the bathroom in the buff. Where do these people come from? What a hilarious thing to see.

Gina 06-23-2006 03:08 PM

I clean the bathroom naked every morning, but then again, I don't have balls. If I did I'd be in deep shit, because my kitten has fourteen claws on his front paws and twelve on the back ones and he seems a very likely candidate for being mesmerized by swinging balls.

XxXotic 06-23-2006 03:08 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Stallion 06-23-2006 03:11 PM

ouch that had to hurt..

Skillz Unlimited 06-23-2006 03:12 PM

Now THAT it classic!

SweetJeanette 06-23-2006 03:12 PM

Haha...too funny! :1orglaugh

The Ghost 06-23-2006 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog
Not sure what would hurt more, the cat scratching your balls or the bump on the head.

I know which one would hurt one's pride more. :winkwink:

DaddyHalbucks 06-23-2006 03:13 PM

Anybody who owns a cat deserves it. They are wretched animals.

BuggyG 06-23-2006 03:28 PM

goes to prove.. pussy like cock and balls

Mr. Romance 06-23-2006 03:44 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mr. Romance

bdld 06-23-2006 04:17 PM

that's about the funniest story i've heard in a long time.


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