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fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 02:44 AM

I just got attacked by a wolfspider
 
http://www.spicycum.com/wolf.jpg
So after TEN direct sprays of home defense this bastard was still jumping around. He wouldn't die! And you can't smash them because they carry their babies on their back. Finally it started getting dizzy and didn't know where the fuck to go. It tried to go into my cloest but i tossed a towel on top of it and dragged it back out. Then sprayed it some more. Then it disappeared under my tv stand. Hopefully the fucker is dead.

nastynun 06-22-2006 02:46 AM

OMG..I hate big spiders..that thing is scary! I think I would faint on the spot if I found a spider like that in my house. Or I get a gun and shoot it. :helpme

L0rdJuni0r 06-22-2006 02:46 AM

i hate those fucking things...

Bdiddy 06-22-2006 02:46 AM

I got bit by one once...was like a bee sting. It swelled up a fair amount as well.

notabook 06-22-2006 02:49 AM

haha... wtg fallen. I see you've had some experience with wolf spiders and their babies. My first time I squished one, ten thousand little babies came running out everywhere, scared the shit out of me lol. After that I just used trusty Bengal spray on those little bastards. Bengal kills any insect/arachnid on contact dude. I spray wasps all the time with it, one squirt and like 3-5 seconds later the guy is dead as christopher reeve's legs were.

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook
is dead as christopher reeve's legs were.

*gasp* too soon [/family guy]

nastynun 06-22-2006 02:51 AM

I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg :Oh crap

BusterBunny 06-22-2006 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
And you can't smash them because they carry their babies on their back.

who the fuck cares if it has it's babies with it, they are fucking spiders....smash the shit outta those evil bitches:upsidedow


or see drunkninja's sig:1orglaugh

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nastynun
I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg :Oh crap

Ha, you're like really freaked out by it.

Edit: okay the wiki pic scared me

nastynun 06-22-2006 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
Ha, you're like really freaked out by it.

Edit: okay the wiki pic scared me

Yes I do really have a fear of bugs and spiders LOL. I was just curious if wolf spiders where here in the USA.

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nastynun
Yes I do really have a fear of bugs and spiders LOL. I was just curious if wolf spiders where here in the USA.

Yup, I'm in Florida

PussyTeenies 06-22-2006 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nastynun
I never seen one in real life. I just looked it up on wiki this guy here is really scary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:W...der_tunnel.jpg :Oh crap

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH :disgust :disgust :disgust :disgust :disgust :disgust :disgust

Thanks... i was allready fucking scared of spiders :(

Pron Don 06-22-2006 03:13 AM

holy shit thats a big ass spider

potter 06-22-2006 03:13 AM

You can smash them, I ended up killing (by smashing) two tonight in my room (I would normally never kill them, but these two were huge). Only the females carry babies on their backs, and it's for a very short duration, and easily visable.

http://www.hr-rna.com/RNA/images/Spi...Wolf%20rez.jpg

How big was the one you killed?

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter
You can smash them, I ended up killing (by smashing) two tonight in my room (I would normally never kill them, but these two were huge). Only the females carry babies on their backs, and it's for a very short duration, and easily visable.

http://www.hr-rna.com/RNA/images/Spi...Wolf%20rez.jpg

How big was the one you killed?

The one i killed is in the pic in my first post lol

giftedtwisted 06-22-2006 03:19 AM

I freaking hate spiders we had one trapped under a large ashtray for a few days before it finally died Just Freaking grose shit.

DutchTeenCash 06-22-2006 03:19 AM

damn theyre big

potter 06-22-2006 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
The one i killed is in the pic in my first post lol

Can't tell the size though, how big was it?


- http://inequal.com/content/in/equal/spider2.jpg
^^ There is a close up I snapped once of one of the smaller guys I don't kill. Couldn't believe it posed for me to snap as many pics as I did.

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter
Can't tell the size though, how big was it?


- http://inequal.com/content/in/equal/spider2.jpg
^^ There is a close up I snapped once of one of the smaller guys I don't kill. Couldn't believe it posed for me to snap as many pics as I did.

Pretty big.. 6-7" radius maybe

L0rdJuni0r 06-22-2006 03:26 AM

OMG... looks evil!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...der_tunnel.jpg

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 03:27 AM

LOL you dick.. i knew someone was going to post the wiki pic *scared*

VicD 06-22-2006 03:37 AM

careful, mate

SomeCreep 06-22-2006 03:39 AM

spiders suck

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-22-2006 03:48 AM

holy fuck, i'd shit myself if i seen a spider that big in my house... makes me scared and look everywhere to make sure there isn't one... reminds me of the movie arachniphobia (sp?)

germ 06-22-2006 04:00 AM

id have shot it with a .22

gooddomains 06-22-2006 04:06 AM

need to call the troops

u-Bob 06-22-2006 04:08 AM

I hate spiders!

u-Bob 06-22-2006 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains
need to call the troops

or Jack Bauer :)

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
or Jack Bauer :)

:offtopic you're link now says interracial tgp

V_RocKs 06-22-2006 04:16 AM

I'd hit it!

marketsmart 06-22-2006 04:20 AM

my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart
my mom bought a cactus one time.. it was like 3-4 feet tall. she brought it home and put it inside... after a day or two it started pulsating like it had a beating heart.. my mom called the nursery where she bought it to ask if that was normal.. the lady said in a paniced voice "take it outside right now".. a few hours later thousands of baby spiders came out of it....

Jesus.... arg you just freaked me out

martinsc 06-22-2006 04:29 AM

i fucking hate spiders!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-22-2006 04:43 AM

fucking hell man, thanks, this thread now makes me feel little bits of things on me and i think they are spiders!

Antonio 06-22-2006 05:23 AM

oh, the battle of the giants, you should've called for back-up

Tdog 06-22-2006 05:27 AM

You may want to move that tv and double you check you go that spider.

MaddCaz 06-22-2006 05:32 AM

waitaminit...WHAT exactly stopped u from smashing it again??

fallenmuffin 06-22-2006 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz
waitaminit...WHAT exactly stopped u from smashing it again??

Lol, I thought it might of had babies on its back and didn't want hundreds of the little fuckers running all around. The bug spray probably killed it. I hit directly 10+ times

u-Bob 06-22-2006 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
:offtopic you're link now says interracial tgp

thanx :)

Sosa 06-22-2006 06:59 AM

jesus that fucker is big.


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