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ne0 06-13-2006 09:18 AM

Why is this called football...
 
If you play with the hands?

Dollarmansteve 06-13-2006 09:20 AM

"American Egg Tossing"

bobbyjuly 06-13-2006 09:22 AM

They didnt want soccer called football so they called it football. Anywhere else in the world they call it soccer, they call it football.

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Originally Posted by SplitNeo
If you play with the hands?


Fetish Gimp 06-13-2006 09:22 AM

Why is it called "taking a shit" when you're actually having it evicted?

ne0 06-13-2006 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bobbyjuly
They didnt want soccer called football so they called it football. Anywhere else in the world they call it soccer, they call it football.

why do the americans have to be different of everyone?

J. Falcon 06-13-2006 10:14 AM

In American Football you also kick the ball.

MaDalton 06-13-2006 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
"American Egg Tossing"


sounds much more appropriate :1orglaugh

fuzebox 06-13-2006 10:30 AM

I'm not a big American Football fan, but these threads are getting stupid. Who cares...

Lycanthrope 06-13-2006 10:32 AM

Because it was easier to say than elongated elliptical spheroid

Degenerate 06-13-2006 10:34 AM

lol.... soccer sucks

Got Porn? 06-13-2006 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp
Why is it called "taking a shit" when you're actually having it evicted?

I should be leaving a shit or leaving a dump, or making art:2 cents:

L-Pink 06-13-2006 10:36 AM

They called it football as a constant reminder to British morons that they couldn't use their hands.

StuartD 06-13-2006 10:39 AM

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is it that when an alarm clock goes off, it's actually coming on?

What do you do when someone says "Go ahead, back up!"

If baseball has bases and balls... what does hockey have?

J. Falcon 06-13-2006 10:45 AM

I enjoy watching and playing all sports, but personally American Football is by far my favorite. The problem is that people from other countries see it as boring and slow, with too many pauses and breaks. The reason why people don't like it is usually because they never take the time to learn the mentality, dynamics and philosofy of the game. I know MANY people who thought it was dumb and bopring but when they actually took the time to learn the rules and watched a few games became big fans of the sport. It is truly a unique combination of strategy and violence, very similar to war in that it is a territorial sport. Once you learn the fundamentals you might be amazed at how symmetric the game really is. NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.

puravida 06-13-2006 11:25 AM

well said falcon

Edman18 06-13-2006 11:49 AM

I had played both soccer and American Football , to me are both great sport just the way to called change in my country .
we called Football to Soccer , and American Football to the US Football .
I agree with Falcon.

headless ghost 06-13-2006 11:54 AM

because all the other cool names were taken

Gunni 06-13-2006 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon
I enjoy watching and playing all sports, but personally American Football is by far my favorite. The problem is that people from other countries see it as boring and slow, with too many pauses and breaks. The reason why people don't like it is usually because they never take the time to learn the mentality, dynamics and philosofy of the game. I know MANY people who thought it was dumb and bopring but when they actually took the time to learn the rules and watched a few games became big fans of the sport. It is truly a unique combination of strategy and violence, very similar to war in that it is a territorial sport. Once you learn the fundamentals you might be amazed at how symmetric the game really is. NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.

I know the rules of the game, 3 tries to get 10 yards, if they don't they lose the ball where they failed so they normally kick it as far down as possible if they don't think the'll make the 10 yards. Lots of strategy involved. But it is still boring as fuck to watch as a 45 minute game takes 3 bloody hours.

Boxing is probably the most tollin sport you can do, boxers are the modern day gladiators, not American Football players

E$_manager 06-13-2006 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Edman18
I had played both soccer and American Football , to me are both great sport just the way to called change in my country .
we called Football to Soccer , and American Football to the US Football .
I agree with Falcon.

what are WC guys playing? American Football or Soccer. And what is the difference between american and normal football

E$_manager 06-13-2006 12:27 PM

playing football with hands we call gondball

he-fox 06-13-2006 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie
what are WC guys playing? American Football or Soccer. And what is the difference between american and normal football

Have you finished cooking?

Phoz 06-13-2006 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon
NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.

In my mind that description fits mixed martial artist competitors better than fat football players.

http://www.phoz.com/fat_fb_player.jpg

he-fox 06-13-2006 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon
I enjoy watching and playing all sports, but personally American Football is by far my favorite. The problem is that people from other countries see it as boring and slow, with too many pauses and breaks. The reason why people don't like it is usually because they never take the time to learn the mentality, dynamics and philosofy of the game. I know MANY people who thought it was dumb and bopring but when they actually took the time to learn the rules and watched a few games became big fans of the sport. It is truly a unique combination of strategy and violence, very similar to war in that it is a territorial sport. Once you learn the fundamentals you might be amazed at how symmetric the game really is. NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.

I personally love football ("soccer"...), I enjoy American football since I took time to learn the game, but I have to say that rugby is way more dynamic than american football, it can be way more brutal (just take a look at their shoes, they have 2 inch nails, with no protection at all..), they could kill each other if they want to, but the fair play rules, it's truly a sport for real men. And, obviously, american football it's just a version of rugby.

madawgz 06-13-2006 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SplitNeo
If you play with the hands?

:1orglaugh very true!

HammerALL 06-13-2006 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon
I enjoy watching and playing all sports, but personally American Football is by far my favorite. The problem is that people from other countries see it as boring and slow, with too many pauses and breaks. The reason why people don't like it is usually because they never take the time to learn the mentality, dynamics and philosofy of the game. I know MANY people who thought it was dumb and bopring but when they actually took the time to learn the rules and watched a few games became big fans of the sport. It is truly a unique combination of strategy and violence, very similar to war in that it is a territorial sport. Once you learn the fundamentals you might be amazed at how symmetric the game really is. NFL players are todays modern gladiators. No sport out there demmands as much from your body and mind.


Very well said :thumbsup

Scott McD 06-13-2006 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoz
In my mind that description fits mixed martial artist competitors better than fat football players.

http://www.phoz.com/fat_fb_player.jpg

LMAO !!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Drunken Sam 06-13-2006 04:17 PM

make the goalies use their feet only, no using of head or chest, then i might consider calling it football

Mr. Romance 06-13-2006 04:24 PM

????????


Mr. Romance

FetishTom 06-13-2006 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by he-fox
I personally love football ("soccer"...), I enjoy American football since I took time to learn the game, but I have to say that rugby is way more dynamic than american football, it can be way more brutal (just take a look at their shoes, they have 2 inch nails, with no protection at all..), they could kill each other if they want to, but the fair play rules, it's truly a sport for real men. And, obviously, american football it's just a version of rugby.

Correct. Rugby was originally very popular in the US and American Football was derived from the Rugby game largely because it was felt that Rugby was too brutal a game. They also wanted a game more strategy based and less free flowing. The protection came about (ironically) to make the physical contact element less of an issue as it was with rugby.

Soccer is the worlds most popular sport largely because it is simple to play. You don't need equipment except for 1 ball and the rules are very basic. No matter how poor or deprived you are you can still play soccer. In most of black Africa it is a relegion. No other sport can or ever will challenge soccer's world domination.

It is also the greatest sport on the planet :thumbsup

J. Falcon 06-13-2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox
I personally love football ("soccer"...), I enjoy American football since I took time to learn the game, but I have to say that rugby is way more dynamic than american football, it can be way more brutal (just take a look at their shoes, they have 2 inch nails, with no protection at all..), they could kill each other if they want to, but the fair play rules, it's truly a sport for real men. And, obviously, american football it's just a version of rugby.


I modestly disagree.

True, in rugby you don't use equipment, but it is for a reason that you use equipment in American Football. If you try playing "professional" football without equipment you would literally die. In rugby you can only hit the player with the ball, and below the waist I believe. In American Football everyone hits each other. There are blind side hits, there are players running down a straight line, looking back at the ball, and as soon as they catch it get popped brutally by a defender without ever seeing it coming. Also, all the equipment you see on a player is not only used for protection, but also for hitting.

The thing with Amercian Football is that the entire mentality of the game is violent.

GatorB 06-13-2006 07:21 PM

Why it is called Cricket when no bugs are involved?

Bdiddy 06-13-2006 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB
Why it is called Cricket when no bugs are involved?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.teamspirit.org.uk/images/bangers.jpg

Is this a "sausage" or a "banger"?

Who cares, it's a name. Maybe it's called football because they're not running on their hands.

WWC-Pajio 06-13-2006 08:17 PM

....you're damn right!! :D

x3guide 06-13-2006 08:21 PM

:warning
Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitNeo
If you play with the hands?

It's not.

Anywhere outside of the US it's called AMERICAN FOOTBALL. And those leagues are pretty much bullcrap for anyone who isn't super local and/or doesn't bet on the leagues in question. NFL, XFL, ZFL, WTL WHL, WHA, AFL, CFL <any_letter><any_letter>L/A really... although NHL does have the best hockey players, no doubt.

x3guide 06-13-2006 08:21 PM

:warning
Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitNeo
If you play with the hands?

It's not.

Anywhere outside of the US it's called AMERICAN FOOTBALL. And those leagues are pretty much bullcrap for anyone who isn't super local and/or doesn't bet on the leagues in question. NFL, XFL, ZFL, WTL WHL, WHA, AFL, CFL <any_letter><any_letter>L/A really... although NHL does have the best hockey players, no doubt.

FunForOne 06-13-2006 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox
I personally love football ("soccer"...), I enjoy American football since I took time to learn the game, but I have to say that rugby is way more dynamic than american football, it can be way more brutal (just take a look at their shoes, they have 2 inch nails, with no protection at all..), they could kill each other if they want to, but the fair play rules, it's truly a sport for real men. And, obviously, american football it's just a version of rugby.


Except they arm tackle in rugby. In the NFL, every play is a simulation of a 45 mph car wreck.

Its hard for people to understand, but imagine you are playing soccer against the 11 fastest, strongest and most powerful soccer players in the world. The refferee hands you the ball and tells them to separate you from the ball when he blows his whistle. He gives them helmets and pads so they dont kill you when they get to you. Welcome to small college football. You are not ready for the NFL.

x3guide 06-13-2006 08:28 PM

Wow, then it's like roulette combined with curling. Isn't it.

*Not impressed*

Fuck off, comparing american football with real football

FunForOne 06-13-2006 08:32 PM

Plenty of soccer stars and rugby stars making the NFL.

They are called field goal kickers and punters. Those are the little guys you see on the sideline.

x3guide 06-13-2006 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by FunForOne
Plenty of soccer stars and rugby stars making the NFL.

They are called field goal kickers and punters. Those are the little guys you see on the sideline.

Plenty of other people make it to the NFL. Those are the little guys you see in the senate. Later.

ne0 06-13-2006 08:54 PM

still, foot = foot, ball = ball
so "american football" shoud be called handball?
oh wait we already have that :\


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