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I'm Not Allowed To Have Sex For A Month
The doctors say I can't have sex for a month, to give my body time to fully recover from my surgery.
How the fuck is a gay man supposed to go a month without sex? What's the longest you've ever went without sex since you became sexually active? I'm even supposed to avoid jacking off. :helpme It was my stomach they operated on not my dick gawd dayum it. :disgust |
A month? At least that will make for an amazing cumshot!
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Watch your pills, the sneaky little bastards prolly gave you something to kill the urge and the ability.
Best to ya on your recovery. |
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i had surgery in march i think it was.... and i wasn't able to have sex for 14 days... not even supposed to jack off or anything..
but like 4-5 days into it i got head from my girlfriend... i couldn't take it anymore :( |
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feel sorry for you....cant go a week without sex... get well soon though :)
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yea bust your first nut and record that shit man
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http://www.bagslap.com/bag.html = you in a month
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but i am not gay and don't know if that will help you, but i had no sex once for 3 months. |
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OMFG :1orglaugh :1orglaugh that song is to funny! |
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Did you have something stuck in your stomach ?? |
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wtf?!...... :Oh crap |
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I've gone a month because of surgery too. its not fun and very boring. Get well soon :) |
You can start saving up and take part in a bukkake session in a month, always look on the bright side of life bro
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The longest I've ever gone is the six week period after I had my daughter. After I had my son the doctor said to wait six weeks, but I could not do it, so I forced my ex to do it after four weeks. It was a big mistake, and I quickly regretted it. No matter how torturous it seems, I recommend waiting as long as the doctor says you should wait.
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Well that's good, now you can say you are one of the first gays to really experience what marriage has to offer.
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After 2 or 3 days I start to go squirrelly,just think of fucking a hot girl..that should get you by
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just try to relax, the month will be over in no time!
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I know it's hard but I think you should follow your doctor's advise.
Well, I guess I survived not having sex for almost two months. |
o man thats gotta suck..not even jerking it :\ :(
feel sorry for you! |
there must be something wrong with me, i haven't had surgery and i haven't had sex in 3 months. :Oh crap
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try ti substitue sex by sprot for example
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most people who have undergone major surgery have been deprived from any muscular work/ stress for a month or so...
hoping for your quick recovery dude.. |
that sucks hope you feel better soon
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too bad.. sorry to hear that... =(
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Dude a month? Shitttttt
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LOL good lord.. I'm sorry bro and to think I was just about to email some pics of my ass. Oh well...
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