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I'm Drinking Smirnoff Ice - Feeling Almost Like A Str8 Boy!
Wow. Usually I drink my martinis on Friday nights. Tonight I'm having Smirnoff Ice instead.
Feelin pretty butch tipin up a bottle and shit. :thumbsup |
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smirnoff ice is for gays
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My buddy drinks Smirnoff Ice and we always give him shit for it. Go all out and have a Guiness :thumbsup
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Yeah man, sorry but Smirnoff Ice is about as gay as it gets. : )
Wanna be a real man, go buy a 12 pack of Budweiser or you can even slide with Bud Light (I know you watch your figure) |
hmm, i'm reasonably straight and would take a martini over smirnoff ice any day of the week. currently drinking a bordeaux in the airport lounge, waiting for a flight.
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I didn't mean that in a gay way, honest.
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I hate Smirnoff Ice. Tastes like shit...
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Keep drinking man.
We will have you licking pussy in no time. :winkwink: |
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If you were drinking a 1 litre bear with a smoke in one site of your mouth in an old dirty t-shirt with a little blood on your pants from your last peepee then you might consider feeling like a straight guy |
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Dim SmirnoffIce as String
If You drink SmirnoffIce Else Stright End if Gay Sorry...I know thats really bad syntax..But I am doing intro shit lol |
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Actually - I can actually drink about 3 beers without feeling tipsy but one Smirnoff Ice and I'm already feeling it. |
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smirnoff ice is the gay version of beer.
what you drink are colorful sweet drinks inside martini glasses. NOT martini's. A true martini is a straight mans drink. Gin with a tiny drop of Vermouth. |
Straight men do not drink Smirnoff Ice or any other cooler-ish deverage.
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if($drink hahahaha 'Smirnoffice'){ $drinker = 'fag' exit; } |
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Smirnoff Ice is what 15 year old girls drink.
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OOO Fun I like Smirnoff Ice but my favorite drinks are the martini's at the Abbey! I am so girly for a lesbo!
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Yup. Strange. |
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I love lipstick lesbians. Bulldykes scare me. A lot...... |
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enjoy the drinks:thumbsup
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Alley, sorry mate. Just a sideeffect of the beer, reduced spelling :P |
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:thumbsup |
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It'll pass.. |
You need upgrade to some harder stuff...like Zima.
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You must be uber-gay if drinking Smirnoff Ice makes you feel less gay.
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some sick shit you are drinking. grab a beer :)
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