Official "talk like a Canadian" thread
 

ok eh... so like this is the thread where you like... speak like someone from the great white north. ok.

So like... pass me a beer, eh?

Oh and yeah eh... you can get uh... what's that word again? REGIONAL too eh? So like, if you don't want to talk like a hoser, you can always switch into a newfie or a Cape Bretoner, or even a tree hugging, Starbucks drinking British Columbian. The choice is yours eh?

Just one rule eh. Nobody mentions aboot. We don't say that eh.

ok go.

by the way, that's ME on lead guitar eh. :warning

Hockey MOTHERFUCKING Hosers eh?!?!?!

I miss the McKenzie brothers.

You missed "Sushi eating" in your sterotyping of BC residents.... eh..

You go ahead, I'll catch up later ,eh? There's a frickin' moose eating my igloo and the polar bear's off his leash.

anyone watch trailer park boys ?

It's a lot easier to do an Australian one! 'Eh' is the only Canadianism I know.

lmao :1orglaugh
hold up eh, my squaw broke the icebox in my igloo and my kid licked the antenna pole and his tongue is stuck now eh.
:thumbsup

Come on.... it's easy.

Just think hockey pucks, Tim Horton's, poutine and doughnuts.

Here's one from BC.

What's the deal with all the square rear-view mirrors???

Nice thread EH :thumbsup

this thread is worthless without pics of hot canadian girls

canadian bacon isn't real bacon 'eh

If I lived in the US, I'd vote for.....
Americans are stupid (Note Canadians are American too).
Bush is an idiot!
Why don't they just impeach him...
Damn exchange rate, the dollars is down to....


we'll there's a few

What are you talking Aboot?

what's this thread abewt again?

I dont know in which small town near the north pole you are living but most Canadians these days speak either Punjab or Mandarin.

Lay off the drugs.

I have yet to hear a Canadian talk like that,since Bob and Doug Mckenzie

Australian is super easy, especially the Sydney accent. All you have to do is answer your own questions.

I.e : Oy! What color are your jeans, blue?

Oy! Whats your name? Sheila?

we are so much better than them snooty americans dontcha know

How bout that weather, eh? Cold enough for ya? Makes me wanna go home and throw on another parka and get my ma to make me a new toque!

You're not considered a real Canuck unless you can properly pronounce Shubenecadie, Musquidoboit, Kejimkujik and Antigonish.

Some of the easier places names to pronounce:

Blow Me Down, Newfoundland
Malignant Cove, Nova Scotia
Dark Tickle, New Brunswick
Swastika, Ontario
Climax, Saskatchewan
Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
Dildo, Newfoundland

Don't forget Clayquot Sound, Spuzzum, Beaverdell, and Skookumchuk!

You also have Little Heart's Ease, Newfoundland :thumbsup

thats what i'ma talkin abouuuuuuuuu, eh

eh? why you making fun of canadians?

well i cant fucking find any differences in canadian and us accents..... but hey i only see em on tv

Awesome show :thumbsup

This is a soft spot for me! Don't get me started! hahaha

De quoi tu parles stie ?

Lolol Canada!!!

Go Habs Go

"Vas Chier mon ostie"

are you going to eat that jelly donut, eh?

Give 'er :thumbsup

Anyone from Winnipeg? "The Peg"

Portage and Main, 30 below. Coldest intersection in North American. :)

How Zit Goan, Eh
While in The Peg I hit up a Booze can and spent me pogey on a 2,4 Uh Blue and a 26er of JD
it wasn't any of the 5 point 0 shit, this gives ya Skull Cramp eh!
got good and buzzed and passed out on the chesterfield
Now to go get me a double-double at Tim's

Yep but try 35 to 40 below C in winter and 35 above C in summer

lol silly canadians