!!!!!!! I'm Going Try And Get Some Pussy Tonight - FOR REAL !!!!!!!
 

I'm go to a straight club and pull my gay dance moves on the floor and see if I can pick up a chick and get laid.

It's only been like, hrm. 8 years since I've swam in the river poonanny. I'm see if I can get my big toe wet again!

Any playaz got some tips? I'm a little rusty at pickin up bitches and hoes.

I'll let you all know how it goes! Wish me luck!

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give me some tips when you done

yo, send them my way once they are wet and ready !!

if they are hot send some my way as well

Chicks dig gay guys. Just be as gay as you can be but be obvious you'd like some pussy too.

I'm serious too!!!

hahahahaha, good luck!

I miss Club Firestone. I need to visit O-Town.

Make Sure You Take Some Fuckin Pics!

Throw money at them..chicks dig that

that's what I wanted to say as well :pimp

lol - love that post. sad part is you're proobally right.

and that will piss the trolls off something aweful

you go guy :thumbsup

Girl, give it up. Theres nothing better than nice juicy rod up your pooper at 5 am in the morning. Do another line and hit that Pink Buffalo club down the street..

It was easy back in the day. All my friends down there are homos. I got all the pussy they reeled in and wouldn't do anything with.

Hey.....just get a little buzzed and im sure u will have no problem gettin some pussy.....who cares if it's been a while you will pick it up again.....just like riding a bike....not tequniqually...

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If you aren't enjoying the pussy as much as you thought you can always flip her over ..... Haaaaa

Oh...and Saturday night was always the best night. This gorgeous tranny name Jade was always there. I should have taken all those blowjobs she offered.

yo, if you need a camera man let me know =)

1. Make sure you have a shit load of money on ya....otherwise you're lost.
2. Shave your nuts and ass (a gay man like yourself prolly has).
3. Don't come on too strong
4. Tell her you're in the adult industry and that you think she's hotter than any other model you've see so far.
5. buy a bottle of wine and get jiggy with it.
6. Ask her if she shaves her pussy

Anyone else have some tips:

Tell them you want to be cured of your gayness . . . or something along those lines

my only tip is to whip out your cock and sink it into their drink/beer in front of everyone then scream "I am the eggman, kokokachuuuu"

Dude all you have to say is "you don't think you want to be gay anymore, and that you want to find a girl that is willing to turn you back to the striaght world" you'll be so in. Girls love thinking that they make a gay guy go striaght again. That should be your angle-good luck

Be straight up...tell her your gay and that you have been thinking about pussy the past couple of weeks and you have never had a women before.
Tell her you are a little scared about it (play innocent)

Girls always want to be the one woman that can change a gay guy to a straight one.

lol hilarious. Have a good time!

So, did you end up getting any pussy?

advice? You're gay. You'll have girls all over you.

Play the gay card. It works. A friend of mine goes "fag" around women in clubs and scores like mad. Of course I'm not comfortable enough with my sexuality to pull it off, but it works for him. I usually just go home and bang the wife.