I masturbated in the bathtub and the strangest thing happened
 

When I ejaculated I wasnt really paying attention and a small portion of sperm shot right into my open mouth landing on my tounge. I was like what the fuck, but there wasnt much to do about it now was there.

Point. It didnt taste all that bad, I could honestly concider making it into a product or something. Perharps flavour it and sell it off in india as some kind of sexual enhancer.

Perharps its just my sperm that overly delicious, I dont know.

On a side note I saw this documentary just a few minutes ago about cheetas and their sperm, somehow it seems that some higher power really want me to do this. What do you think?

If you drink semen and you are a dude...you are gay. Even if it's your own spunk.

Even if its unitentional?

hahahaha if its unintentional i guess its ok.......aslong as you dont do it again :winkwink:

I will have to make sure to turn my penis in a different angle in the future.

Oh shit, I almost spat out my soda laughing from that. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If its an accident, I say... Not gay. If you swish to get the essence of the flavor... GAY.

bukkandah.com :1orglaugh Go for it.

Why pay for the milk when you can get the cow for free?:upsidedow

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh its simply wrong

that's the start. after tasting yours, you'll get curious on how would other guys' cum taste like. next thing you knowmyou hunger for guys cum.

Was afraid of that.

http://rachelleb.com/images/hallowee...eather_guy.jpg

the first time it's unintentional, the second time it's an accident, and when it's the 50th time, well, then you're gay!

TMI if you ask me. Or you had some kind of fantasy about that cheetah.

LOL at the striking George Lucas reference

This was a waste of post space

if you liked it, you're gay...

no doubt about it.. queer as a 3 dollar bill

LOL WTF HAHA HAHA ~ :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Gayest thread ever

thats really disturbing

tell me more about cheetah sperm and its enhancing properties

Mwahahaha !!!!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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if you think about it its very possible if you are half lying down in the tub and just shoot the warm load all over your wet naked body.

gayest pic ever

First post +

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LOL, fkn hilarious!

Ok i've seen enough in this thread... :Oh crap

There is something wrong with that guys penis in that pic...as a female, I'm unfamiliar with... :)

seen this movie yesterday ahhahahahaha:1orglaugh

omggggggggggggggggggggggg

This thread is just plain wrong.... :2 cents: