Dr Choppa will answer medical questions for the next 20 mins
 

time to put the Doctor hat on

If I haven't had a herpes outbreak in like 5 years, is it safe to tell bitches I'm clean?

No as all cultivars of genetal Herpes your carry for your lifetime :thumbsup

as you know i am a PLAYAAAAAAAAA and i get alot of Aussie pussy , should i be worried about catching something off the gold coast women ?

dear Flog The Log as you can tell from this photo gold coast women are hot
if you are uncertain wear your fleshlight during sex with them...it will please them more

http://www.psp2xbox.com/images/keiran.jpg

dam i look HOT there :pimp :pimp

Dear doc,

A friend of mine has an.. "anal leakage" problem..
what should he do?

haha was wondering the same lol :1orglaugh

haha flog that girl doesn't look to happy to me :winkwink:

where was that picture taken?

Curious Toyboys penthouse on the goldcoast

dear Bob, for immediate stoppage of anal matter i suggest an everyday variety of wine cork, this cork should be from a white wine bottle or your freind might end up with a cork stain on his ass. I would also tell your freind to refrain from Anal sex for a while to allow elastin fibres in his Sphincter to grow back at which time the cork can be removed :thumbsup

:1orglaugh thanks doc

your welcome U Bob anytime my mate :thumbsup

yeah i would prob go for her over you first lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My friend has this obsession with collecting free things. I'm afraid this person may be in danger of becoming a hoarder. I don't want my friend to die a horrible death by having all of these collected things fall on top of him and smother him. Should I do an intervention or just go with it?:winkwink:

choppa, is it you on the photo?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yeh Doc, I have dis mate who has neglected his wife, his house, his car, his dog, his cat and his mates all due to a recently acquired addiction. . . :(

He has dis addiction to online communities where he impersonates well educated professionals in the hope of helping others even more addicted than himself...

http://www.sboyce.freeserve.co.uk/Co...20addicted.jpg

How can we help him besides cutting the electricity? :Oh crap

We can't get Madawgz to stop being a spamming canadian whore. What should we do?

Dr Choppa...I think this might be a little out of your field of expertise, but I'll ask anyway.

I know this guy who has an addiction with a particular webmaster board...so much so, that he has been neglecting his wife and spending half the night caressing his logitech keys instead of her!

Do you think there is a cure or is he doomed? You must admit...such fetishes are passion killers! :helpme

... I thought you were a chick.

Dear doctor,

If some of the base are belong to me, and some of the base are belong to other, who belong are all your base?

How come carlton are such a bad team :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dear Pammie, Dr Choppa really fells for your freind, i think you should send him anything you can get for free including midget porn...but nothing you happen to be viewing on a sunday :thumbsup :thumbsup

Dear Batts " Ask Dr Choppa " is strictly for medical questions only :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dear x3Guide can you give that too me in a language I can understand :upsidedow

Dearr Mr Kris the answer too this question on many levels might seem complex but the anser is quite easy.

If we can simply get Doogie Howser Reruns put onto candian tv his sig whoring will cease :thumbsup

dear Christie this is a photo of a freind of mine Flog The Log

if you click on my name in my posts " Choppa" and go to view profile

there is a pic of me there

:thumbsup

Dear Haydos this sounds very much to me like a serious disease known as 2House Plague the disease is very dibilitating and its main cuases are inserting pictures into threads for shock value :thumbsup

Dear SABuffy ( aka my wife) this sounds like a serious disease whereby the only cure is chocolate and coke...and by the way its a microsoft keyboard :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah! and all it needs is your prison number :1orglaugh

Choppa, no problem, i will!!!

Please tell me what causes hemorrhoids ???

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:winkwink:

2hp

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/chocolate.jpg
chocolate....
http://www.enjoythesign.com/Media/naked-a.jpg
and coke....

your cure as requested! :winkwink:

The causes of hemorrhoids include genetic predisposition (weak rectal vein walls and/or valves), excessive time (over 1 minute daily) and straining during bowel movements, and chronic bowel straining or pressure due to poor posture or muscle tone. Constipation, bouts of diarrhea, poor bathroom habits (reading on the toilet or multiple cleaning attempts), pregnancy, and fiber-deprived Western diet can all foster the conditions that cause hemorrhoids. Additional factors that can
cause hemorrhoids (mostly by increasing pressure), especially for those with a genetic predisposition, are obesity, a sedentary lifestyle, and especially, vitamin deficiency. Cheers :thumbsup :thumbsup

think i would pic chocolate over coke in that instant lol :thumbsup

2HP did you have a medical question for Dr Choppa MD

http://jpg.adult.pornparks.com/blaze...ked%20coke.jpg
this is better?