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Amp 04-14-2006 03:58 PM

Taxes: I owe the IRS more than most of you.....
 
make in a fucking year.

Sly 04-14-2006 04:01 PM

I never understood why people brag about how much they pay in taxes. That just means your accountant sucks.

Amp 04-14-2006 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
I never understood why people brag about how much they pay in taxes. That just means your accountant sucks.

my (overpriced) accountant is fantastic..... I'm not complaining at all.
To owe the Fed $41k is a GOOD thing.

AdPatron 04-14-2006 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
my (overpriced) accountant is fantastic..... I'm not complaining at all.
To owe the Fed $41k is a GOOD thing.



$41K = $3.4K per month... You're probably right, I'm sure some here don't make that.

Amp 04-14-2006 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic
$41K = $3.4K per month... You're probably right, I'm sure some here don't make that.

I would advise you to NEVER go into the accounting business..... lol

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:10 PM

aren't you an Independent contractor??? with a $41k tax bill your AGI is around $180k... i'd be finding more things to reduce that amount.. and pay less..

dissipate 04-14-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregtx
aren't you an Independent contractor??? with a $41k tax bill your AGI is around $180k... i'd be finding more things to reduce that amount.. and pay less..


You can't write off drugs and booze :disgust

It would be nice though. :pimp

V_RocKs 04-14-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregtx
aren't you an Independent contractor??? with a $41k tax bill your AGI is around $180k... i'd be finding more things to reduce that amount.. and pay less..


Uh.. he makes a bit more than $180K

V_RocKs 04-14-2006 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate
You can't write off drugs and booze :disgust

Sure you can, throw a party. Wrap up the expense into another invoice.

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs
Uh.. he makes a bit more than $180K


AGI.... adjusted gross income ;)

Amp 04-14-2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregtx
aren't you an Independent contractor??? with a $41k tax bill your AGI is around $180k... i'd be finding more things to reduce that amount.. and pay less..

not even close.

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:15 PM

loll. silly to brag about paying taxes.. and not even understand what an AGI is...

Amp 04-14-2006 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gregtx
loll. silly to brag about paying taxes.. and not even understand what an AGI is...

I pay people to understand that shit for me.

detoxed 04-14-2006 04:22 PM

LOL I paid an almost identical amount....... it makes me feel dirty

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp
I pay people to understand that shit for me.


hehe.. cool cool.. but they should also help you find ways to shelter more of the income.. a "good" finaicial advisor would/coudl also help if you don't already have one.. :)


but if you are already taking advantage of all of those tax deductible vehicles.. than thats great :)

Amp 04-14-2006 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregtx
hehe.. cool cool.. but they should also help you find ways to shelter more of the income.. a "good" finaicial advisor would/coudl also help if you don't already have one.. :)


they're sheltering as much as possible already..... we keep in daily touch.

VicD 04-14-2006 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic
$41K = $3.4K per month... You're probably right, I'm sure some here don't make that.

I don't make it :)

Fred Quimby 04-14-2006 04:26 PM

I just wrote off 4k for my dogs/security system

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp
they're sheltering as much as possible already..... we keep in daily touch.


Accountants normally don't do finance.. but hey.. if they do both .. great :)

Furious_Male 04-14-2006 04:26 PM

I bet most of it is social security as well. I get blasted every year on SS Taxes. I just formed an S corp to help reduce that immensely.

seeric 04-14-2006 04:27 PM

i could find a way to write off drugs

Amp 04-14-2006 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male
I bet most of it is social security as well. I get blasted every year on SS Taxes. I just formed an S corp to help reduce that immensely.


I don't pay SS. :) (high priced accountants get you out of that.)

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male
I bet most of it is social security as well. I get blasted every year on SS Taxes. I just formed an S corp to help reduce that immensely.


yeah.. being an independent contractor does suck on paying SS... that is why it is sometimes nice to work for someone who pays a portion of that for you... luckily you only have to pay SS tax on your first $90K

MattO 04-14-2006 04:30 PM

I paid more than that for my gold leaf toilet paper.

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp
I don't pay SS. :) (high priced accountants get you out of that.)


lol BRo.. you may want to look for a new Tax Accountant... either you are paying into SS.. or your corp is.. but you cannot NOT pay SS taxes "legally"..

Furious_Male 04-14-2006 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp
I don't pay SS. :) (high priced accountants get you out of that.)

Well you dont need a high price accountant to get out of it. Form an S corp and take a small salary. You only pay SS taxes on the salary.

If you aren't paying ANY SS Taxes I would love to find out the loop hole around that.

Young 04-14-2006 04:30 PM

this was original.

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
i could find a way to write off drugs


haha.. if it exceeds like 20% of your annual income.. that would be classic...

luv$ 04-14-2006 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MattO
I paid more than that for my gold leaf toilet paper.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Amp 04-14-2006 04:34 PM

do you people think I'm stupid or something?


I've been doing this shit for years. I pay my accountant a ridiculous amount of money..... but they SAVE me 5 times that amount.
I'm not making shit up here..... this is fact. And if you're getting fucked on your taxes, perhaps it's time you did some shopping for a new accountant.


I'm certainly not about to lay out my books here for the last 10 years... but I can tell you, they're legal.

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male
Well you dont need a high price accountant to get out of it. Form an S corp and take a small salary. You only pay SS taxes on the salary.

If you aren't paying ANY SS Taxes I would love to find out the loop hole around that.


you can also set up a SEP and contribute over $40K a year to it.. via this scorp method.. knock down that AGI to $140K.. and less taxes..

Webby 04-14-2006 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
I never understood why people brag about how much they pay in taxes.

It's nicer not to pay *any* taxes :thumbsup

Last time I ever paid taxes, it sure as hell was nothing to brag about and cured that by shipping out to a no-tax regime, - and never paid a dime since.

There is a level all that tax shit has to stop. :)


PS... And the is no need to pay an accountant a dime to "save" on paying! :1orglaugh

slapass 04-14-2006 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
I never understood why people brag about how much they pay in taxes. That just means your accountant sucks.

My accountant must suck then. Other then business deductions and some retirement stuff there is not big thing that allows you shelter tons of income that i have found. Feel free to enlighten me as I got hosed this year.

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amp
do you people think I'm stupid or something?


I've been doing this shit for years. I pay my accountant a ridiculous amount of money..... but they SAVE me 5 times that amount.
I'm not making shit up here..... this is fact. And if you're getting fucked on your taxes, perhaps it's time you did some shopping for a new accountant.


I'm certainly not about to lay out my books here for the last 10 years... but I can tell you, they're legal.


I dont' think anyone is calling anyone names.. just stating tax facts.. you cannot NOT pay into Social Security..... if your guy found some way to avoid this.. it could come back to kick ya in the ass later on if you were to get audited...

think about it.. if it was possible no one would still be paying into SS .. lol

anne 04-14-2006 04:40 PM

Taxes are so unfair. The more you make the more you pay. There should be a nice tax break for anyone in porn. I mean come on we are trying to provide a service arent all the men that buy this stuff happier because of us. I woudl say that is community service

Amp 04-14-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregtx
I dont' think anyone is calling anyone names.. just stating tax facts.. you cannot NOT pay into Social Security..... if your guy found some way to avoid this.. it could come back to kick ya in the ass later on if you were to get audited...

think about it.. if it was possible no one would still be paying into SS .. lol

ok fine..... yes. I do pay into SS...... but BARELY.
(you caught me okay.)

V_RocKs 04-14-2006 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass
My accountant must suck then. Other then business deductions and some retirement stuff there is not big thing that allows you shelter tons of income that i have found. Feel free to enlighten me as I got hosed this year.

You know how people say you cannot do this or that?

That is so people like you pay my taxes ;)

You really should find a new tax man.

PimpDaddyPants 04-14-2006 04:43 PM

i agree with amp

PimpDaddyPants 04-14-2006 04:44 PM

expensive accountants can do wonders these days

gregtx 04-14-2006 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants
expensive accountants can do wonders these days


LMFAO.. yeah just ask Jeff Skilling and Ken Lay about that.. :1orglaugh


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