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nofx 04-03-2006 07:58 PM

anyone else here ever deface a bible ?
 
like the ones that are always in hotel rooms that those gideon bastards leave..

I like to write things in them so when some religious tard opens it they will have their heart strings tugged and crushed.

anyone else here like to indulge in this same activity?

Jace 04-03-2006 07:58 PM

I have burned a few bibles in my day

i think I drew on tons of them when I was in catholic school

nofx 04-03-2006 08:00 PM

nice, never burned one, I bet thats a pretty sight...

BusterBunny 04-03-2006 08:02 PM

perhaps just once

candyflip 04-03-2006 08:02 PM

I went to catholic school and hated it, so yes...I have.

Dirty F 04-03-2006 08:03 PM

Im seriously considering buying one to place next to the toilet. And im not gonna use it to read.

shermo 04-03-2006 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Im seriously considering buying one to place next to the toilet. And im not gonna use it to read.

Hahahaha! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

High Plains Drifter 04-03-2006 08:05 PM

The first thing that came to mind, of course...

http://images.bol.de/00/84/67/00846750_b003.jpg

I wish I could find some pictures from inside the album cover - that's some damn fine bible desecration!

nofx 04-03-2006 08:06 PM

" I keep the bible in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me "

i <3 slayer

SmokeyTheBear 04-03-2006 08:07 PM

i certainly wouldnt deface it and leave it . I have to admit i smoked a joint with some bible paper , but we used a blank page.. and i also used some bible paper for toiletpaper once, but it was in another language, and again i didnt leave it as an insult to others , i used it because i had to

Matt Collins 04-03-2006 08:07 PM

I heard that Revelations makes for good rolling papers, but don't quote me on that...

Matt

fris 04-03-2006 08:08 PM

http://www.biblesexstories.com/

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 04-03-2006 08:09 PM

no and i dont intend to.

Dirty F 04-03-2006 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
and i also used some bible paper for toiletpaper once, but it was in another language,


Hahah what a stupid ass excuse hahaha. Hell speaks any language Smokey!

alec 04-03-2006 08:13 PM

With respect to my family's belief, I never burnt bibles..

czarina 04-03-2006 08:15 PM

You are going straight to HELL.


No I have never done that, as I feel I dont have the right to tell them that they are wrong. It is my beliefe and they have thiers.

chupacabra 04-03-2006 08:16 PM

many, many times... mostly for rolling joints in a pinch, but other times out f sheer avarice (half-irish, went to catholic school in dublin as a child... AND AM ALSO LEFT-HANDED!).

i recommend revelations or ezekiel for a good mind-bending high..

SmokeyTheBear 04-03-2006 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Hahah what a stupid ass excuse hahaha. Hell speaks any language Smokey!

lol frankly i think god wouldnt want me to shit without toilet paper.. my god would certainly be nice enough to have some common sense.. :winkwink:

I just hope i dont have to convince old whats his name at the pearly gates ( hope he doesnt mind if i forget his name either )

BSleazy 04-03-2006 08:18 PM

This thread will make the forces at work against our industry like us even more :thumbsup

ElvisManson 04-03-2006 08:19 PM

the ink from my first tattoo was made from bible paper ashes and water.

I think it was from the part of the bible that talked about the number of the beast that we burnt....but my memory is a little hazy....lol

nofx 04-03-2006 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber
This thread will make the forces at work against our industry like us even more :thumbsup

so if we all started going to church weekly, reading the bible and stopped defacing/burning/destroying bibles they would like us more ?

lol please

High Plains Drifter 04-03-2006 08:21 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

http://www.generyx.de/bible.gif

ElvisManson 04-03-2006 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber
This thread will make the forces at work against our industry like us even more :thumbsup

if you really think that this thread is going to help the christian right work harder to stop us you must be smoking better shit that I am.

:1orglaugh

fetishblog 04-03-2006 08:25 PM

We used to rip out the pages and roll up some fat joints. Good paper. ;)

BusterBunny 04-03-2006 08:30 PM

http://www.marshu.com/images-website...love-jesus.jpg

Webby 04-03-2006 08:59 PM

Sheesh.. the mentality in GFY is below even the level of retard.

Bet they can't even piss straight in a public toilet

detoxed 04-03-2006 09:02 PM

I probably did as a kid in church. Today I believe none of what I was told..... never really did....

escorpio 04-03-2006 09:06 PM

heh, heh...true confession time...

I used to travel a lot. Before checking out I'd take a couple pictures from a Hustler and put them in the Gideon Bible.

Yngwie 04-03-2006 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina
You are going straight to HELL.


No I have never done that, as I feel I dont have the right to tell them that they are wrong. It is my beliefe and they have thiers.


but they have the right to tell us (the ones that don't believe what they do) that we are wrong? Ok, so it's ok for them but not for us.. Fuck the religios brainwashed whackos. Heaven and hell is what you make of it. not what some fucking priest or whatever tells you. scare the people and have total control over them.. They are doing their job it seems. THEY are the most judgmental. Fuck them and the load their mothers should have swallowed.

The Truth Hurts 04-03-2006 09:28 PM

why stop at bibles?

BusterBunny 04-03-2006 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts
why stop at bibles?

http://exchristian.net/art/albums/fu...ring_Jesus.jpg

BSleazy 04-03-2006 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
so if we all started going to church weekly, reading the bible and stopped defacing/burning/destroying bibles they would like us more ?

lol please


No, I didn't say that.

SmokeyTheBear 04-03-2006 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby
Sheesh.. the mentality in GFY is below even the level of retard.

Bet they can't even piss straight in a public toilet

Isn't the mentality anywhere below the level of "retard" ?

Or are you saying everyone on gfy is a retard ( but you of course ) ?

Are you also saying the urine of "retards" (in public toilets ) isn't affected by gravity , thus would go straight and not in an arc like normal urine ? Just curious as to why you would think retard's urine wouldnt be affected by gravity , but only in "public toilets" , why would gravity alter based on the privacy of the toilet ?

Big Red Machine 04-03-2006 10:13 PM

Not that I would do it, but it makes for good rolling paper

Skillz Unlimited 04-03-2006 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
i certainly wouldnt deface it and leave it . I have to admit i smoked a joint with some bible paper , but we used a blank page.. and i also used some bible paper for toiletpaper once, but it was in another language, and again i didnt leave it as an insult to others , i used it because i had to

Sounds like you've done some time. How many years?

dissipate 04-03-2006 10:18 PM

This is pretty sad that you need to trash on other people's beliefs to that point. Not only is it disrespectful to someone else's religion to draw in or burn a bible, but it's also juvenile and shows that you have the maturity level of a six year old.

Monique Niccole 04-03-2006 10:20 PM

If it doesn't mean anything to you, why would you? You'd ignore it like any other book you don't want to read. Doesn't taking the time to deface it give it some power in your life? Seems more like you're trying to prove something.

High Plains Drifter 04-03-2006 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
This is pretty sad that you need to trash on other people's beliefs to that point. Not only is it disrespectful to someone else's religion to draw in or burn a bible, but it's also juvenile and shows that you have the maturity level of a six year old.

http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/...weebwithps.jpg

dissipate 04-03-2006 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

Like I said, the maturity of a six year old.

Webby 04-03-2006 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Isn't the mentality anywhere below the level of "retard" ?

Nope... but if GFY is supposed to be a representation of the human race - it's the pits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Or are you saying everyone on gfy is a retard ( but you of course ) ?

Never said that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Are you also saying the urine of "retards" (in public toilets ) isn't affected by gravity , thus would go straight and not in an arc like normal urine ? Just curious as to why you would think retard's urine wouldnt be affected by gravity , but only in "public toilets" , why would gravity alter based on the privacy of the toilet ?

Duh?

The statement was - "Bet they can't even piss straight in a public toilet"

The implication being they prob are so infantile, momma may have tried, but never actually succeeded in teaching em to piss straight.

Gravity is not an issue :winkwink:


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