Shap's Business Lesson of the Day
 

Shap's Business Lesson of the Day...

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......She said "The bastard used coins"

Business lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

lol thats a good one.

Very Nice!

That's funny and sad at the same time :)

wise words...

Ahaha good one ;)

Pretty dang funny

lol nice!

hehe, nice one :)

very true and wise

I will call you Venerable Nagasena from now on, oh wise one!

haha that was pretty good

that's pretty good, you should post these regularly :thumbsup

:1orglaugh nice one

good one!

Well, the dude sure knew what he did, he he...

hahahahah

Fucking awesome. He could have done it with $100 lol

hahahaha. awesome shap! love it l;ol

hahahaahahah good one!

LOLLL

Now that a lesson well lerned !

haha that is a good one

Makes you think .. don't it.

Thanks for a good laugh to start my day

Brilliant, just BRILLIANT!

brilliant, and old.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good advice :1orglaugh

lol nice one :1orglaugh

Haha, funny...

LOL, that was the great one Shap ;)

That is so funny! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

awesome :thumbsup

I'm going to try it

that is very funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I liked that one..haven't heard that one before

always fun to read shap's thread hehe, thanks shap.

That was cool, thanks for the laugh :)

That one was a good laugh - thanks Shap

Nice one Shap.

I just learned that very lesson a few weeks ago .. I wish you posted this a year ago ...:disgust

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's awesome!

a lesson to live by! thanks for the laugh! :thumbsup