Fucking Australians.......
 

Massive Cyclone hits Australia - Cat 5

I used to live in the area it hit near Cairns and still have a few mates there - so I was a bit worried.

I tried calling for ages and finally got through - they are all as pissed as rats -

"Oh sorry Damo, we just got back from the pub - fucking great fun - Ill call you tonight, got some friends round - bye"

Im not sure they quite got the point of a Mandatory Evacuation Order - The pub is 500m up the road.

that sucks for sure

it really sucks!

us Australians can drink though anything ... rain hail or shire.... nothing will stop the boys from going to the pub to drink piss :thumbsup :thumbsup

Stil, take good care of yourself man.

we are not all like hat, i prefer to get shit faced on red wine

goddamn bog irish convicts! ;)

u may as well enjoy the storm :)

I love the way we Aussies deal with a crisis ....

;-)

I once saw a man named d00t rip a tree in half and drink the sap from it

With guns his size must have been a fucking small tree. Growing it in a pot was he ?

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yeah I saw on the news up in cairns "so what do you think of the storm"
"well fuck not much we can do, i figure ill just go drink a few and wait it out"

haha way too funny if the same thing happend in the states
"so what do you think of the storm?"

"Its all bushes FAULT! SEND US DONATIONS NOW!!!"

hahahah doot is rather small isnt he

Love him to death though, and being a fellow Aussie, he actually gets the "take the piss" humor...

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:1orglaugh

Oh, and you still missed the REAL point of the joke.

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whats wrong with having sex with australians??

It's a real shit!

I lived in Darwin for 11 years before coming to Europe in 1993 and went through 2 cyclones and yes we do have cyclone parties in the top end :thumbsup

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I am going to cry :helpme

Yes, true... but for most of us, we like girls too, unlike you red wine drinking pillow biters!!

lol :)

I think it's funny they were at the pub on a Monday afternoon, gotta love it. :thumbsup

Into your beer I would expect.

:1orglaugh :pimp

but its what he does with it that counts..... oh... ummm :helpme

:pimp :1orglaugh

Cat 5 outchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hope it does do too much

Australians love to drink, David Boon achieved much fame and notoriety for consuming 52 cans of beer on a flight between London and Sydney before the victorious Ashes tour that saw Australia regain the trophy after five years of English dominance

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yeah, it really sucks

lol - Thats what they thought the policeman meant when he said it was a mandatory evac - they thought he said - 'everyone head for the pub, its an emergancy'

well la de da your highness

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OWNED BATTS , FUCKING OWNED

it was meant in a joking way,

I am going to rape you flog :1orglaugh

no need to rape me, you know you can fuck me anytime :jerkoff
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:Oh crap

Australian cricket team rocks :)

But i say INDIAN TEAM IS BETTER :winkwink:

it won't be long before.....MCgrath and Warne retire and then australian bowlers will start giving away 450 runs in a one day match :P

think of it as them doing their civic duty , i mean those full beers/bottles flying around in cat 5 winds can do quite a bit damage , where as if they are empty , they wont do quite as much damage

what can ya do , no sense in pissing and moaning over it , might just as well get a drink in , could be your last

India better??? have you been smoking drugs?

We kill India all the time...

Yes McGrath and Warne will retire soon, but will still have soon very nice bowlers to replace then, well when i say replace i dont mean replace then in how good there are, because they both will go down in cricket History for been 2 of the best bowlers of all time :thumbsup

What do you expect he is Tasmanian, we are all the same :drinkup

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fair dinkum cobba

The irony is not lost in that statement, to paraphrase an Aussie.