Your favorites quotes or saying!
 

"An opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one"

"Failure is not always a mistake, it may simply be the best one can do under the circumstances. The real mistake is to stop trying." - B F. Skinner, American psychologist (b. 1904)

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A funny one!

"The difference between a hooker and a whore is the fee"

If you fail to plan
Your planning to fail

No one ever drowned in their own sweat.

Weakness is just pain leaving the body.

I don't want excuses, I want results!

Old webmasters never die...

They just go to hell to regroup.

everything my girls say

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
-Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
-Groucho Marx

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx

"Who stole the cork out of my lunch?"
- W. C. Fields.

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side"
i like this a lot :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fuck you, Pay me

No one has anything against you, unless you've got something to prove

"Sometimes you just have to grab life by the haunches and hump it into submission"

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Un tiens vaut mieux que deux tu auras !

Format\\c

There is Coca Cola and there is Pepsi Cola, free enterprising for all

"It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them"

Some days it is just not worth it to chew through the leather straps.

I would rather be hated for who I am than love for whom I am not.

Women are meant to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

The bitch better have my money!

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"




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Credit for the pic goes to TheLegacy :thumbsup

ROFL!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Fuck You Pay Me

"He who binds to himself a joy, does the winged life destroy. But he who kisses the joy as it flies, lives in eternity's sunrise." - William Blake.

It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice
/ Scooter

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"My heart has only one color: it is blue and white."

Joao Pinto, former FC Porto (blue and white shirt) football player. Good player, but more stupid than a rock.

Go Fuck Yourself !!



read my sig for the other one.

common sense begins with one uncommonly sensible idea - me

What you lose on the merry go round, you'll make up on the swings.

Sometimes you eat the bear. And, sometimes the bear eats you.

It is what it is.

Here's another one I came up with and live by.

"The only constant in the universe is change. The one and only thing you will ever have true control over in your life is your own reaction to change."

Be trustworthy but trust no one

lmao...that's so true :1orglaugh

Your in the red zone?!? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud layin mother fucker, mother fucker!
one of my favourite movie quotes...from pulp fiction

I gave up trying to figure them out a long time ago. I just live by this and give as much love as I can.

Nothing lasts longer than temporary things do

and also

Be more specific! (it's from Cruel Intensions)

Wooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaa

Practice does not make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect.

"You look like I need a drink"

Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome!!

Ok Mike this one is going into the archives I LOVE IT!!!! My favorite so far! :thumbsup

Youth is wasted on the young.