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In the beginning, R_N created...
In the beginning, R_n created the internet and he saw that it was good
for deceptive billing practices so on the first day he created pre-checked hidden cross sells and made cancels almost impossible... So on the second day he realized that he did not have any more merchant banks that he was not blacklisted on and he realized he would need partners that could get merchant accounts so he invented partners... The third day he made the FTC in order to help regulate his works and the works of others and the FTC decreed that R_n could do whatever he wanted as long as he admitted he would not do any more deceptive billing practices and would disclose his prior judgements against him to any future partners... The fourth day, R_n realized that he would need to diversify to hedge his exposure to litigation and he created programs like Porndollar and decided to move his businesses offshore... When the fifth day came, R_n saw that there was business opportunities so he created Acacia and settled with them because he was so smart and all-knowing about business... The sixth day inspired R_n to invent a company to go after copyright infringers so he went after Vivid only to realize the genius of his plan revealed that Vivid was not infringing copyrights. Lo, he decided to reroute Homegrown Video traffic to Amateur Bitch until Homegrown found out and demanded an audit so R_n summoned the immensity of his wrath and forced them into expensive arbitration to punish them for their sins... On the seventh day, R_n looked upon his works and realized the internet was only fun when he could say that he was responsible for every successful site ever and it was not so fun if there were tons of new programs blowing his away so he "retired" to become a consultant and counted on his faithful minions like Alien, Jason, and Matrix to spread the news of his works. |
levi's still a pimp
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Funny thing is 90% of the people here have no idea about any of this old school stuff.
Ron is Ron, but in the end he has made a fortune while some of us still have to sling porn to make a living. Including myself. |
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hahaha, great story man...i remember some of that shit, not all though...the fourth day and ahead is about where I start remembering first hand
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If he created DMR, he did a half-assed job ;)
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Interesting to say the least. Puts a funny twist, to some of it.
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excuse me. you'll be receiving a dmca notice shortly :)
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Well you can definitely say he was a go getter hehe
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:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup Far-L
perfect send off for a night on the town |
Is "R_N" --- like Voldemort in Harry Potter --- "The one who must not be named"?
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lol! that is hilarious - yours is way way funnier btw... |
and who was the one to dub him 'R-n'? me.
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Joe Elkind was/is Jewish and whenever he posted the word God he'd spell it G-d - Jews are taught to do that - God is so great that mortals can't even refer to him as God when they write. So I began to type R-n and people jumped on the R-n bandwagon. He had descended on Oprano and was threatening to smite MikeAI and maybe Serge who were baiting him again.
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I resent you even using my name in this.
You are a cheap shot scum bag, just like I thought. I wonder why you even begged me to rebuild your online presence for Homegrown.Yes its true folks... FarL offered me a job believe it or not and I declined. I got the proof if he even comes close to denying it. The reasons why I declined outah be quite obvious by now. Far L you are beyond pathetic and a walking casualty. Literally a PR nightmare and it would suck making excuses for your stupid and trite vendetta's. Using my name for your Bullshit is beyond belief. Never thought someone would snap harder than me or be as stupid but the day has come. You have surpassed my idiocy beyond belief. Congratulations. |
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And the fact is you do bow before your lord and master R_n then try to tell me what is and is not pathetic. Here is what you have to understand - any time you jump into a thread and tell me that R_n made me and I owe him you are going to get paid back in funny barbs. Live with it. |
I sometimes wish I was R_n.
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Alien, I like you. I like you a lot. But to be honest with you, you made a huge mistake if you turned down working for Homegrown. Homegrown is a very good, solid company who doesn't fuck people over. I highly suggest swallowing a little ego in this situation. No, seriously.
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I took your thread of an Apology as honest and serious. I accepted, held audience with you on the phone where as both you and your brother offered me plenty of work.
You apoligised to me, I accepted and yet you still tie my name in your bullshit life. Your brother whom is obviously way way way smarter than you must literally stab his fucken eyes out with pencils on a daily basis. |
Now FarL you can take your apology.... Shove it straight up you're ass.
----- Original Message ----- From: "Farrell Timlake" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2005 2:17 AM Subject: RE: Homegrown, work, a public apology... Thanks for getting back to me. If you ever have any content questions you think I might be able to help with then please don't hesitate to ask. The design work we wanted to offer was pretty comprehensive and will be available if you decide to change your mind. We were looking for an output deal to do the tours/member section of Homegrown Video and a slew of niche sites we are about to launch. I wasn't sure what you meant by "turnkey" in this instance but one could certainly call Homegrown a developed membership site. I am a big fan of the tour you did and was looking for tours along similar lines. Hope you are cool if I use that as a guide since I am going to have to use another designer in the absence of not being able to work with you. Once again, if you do change your mind then the door will remain open. There were plenty of funny exchanges over the years and even at its worst I want you to know that I always appreciated your sense of humor through it all and for that reason never held a grudge over any of it. Good luck with your content! - F Farrell Timlake President, Homegrown Video Xplor Media Group, Inc. New Destiny Internet Group [email protected] 206-852-5566 ________________________________ From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Sat 12/10/2005 1:30 AM To: Farrell Timlake Subject: Re: Homegrown, work, a public apology... Hey I really appreciate the generousity and the apolology. Things just got out of hand between us and I myself do apologise back to you in return. Looking back on it, was some funny shit but yeah real feelings came into play in some cases and thats never good. Life is to short and I am glad that we have made amends. Regarding business I seriously focusing on content production these days and phasing out any design work for the most part unless its a turnkey developed membership site. My business is centered now around creating entire sites content and design and it does keep me quite busy. Would be an honor to do design for ya but I really have not got the time at all these days. Keep in touch though, I for one am glad we no longer have to goto blows over things that affected you're life and to a degree mine as well thats just far to serious. HOpefulyl one day we can have a drink together and have a good time:) Good luck to you in the meanwhile! Mark A. Baker iAlien LLC. ----- Original Message ----- From: Farrell Timlake <mailto:[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Friday, December 09, 2005 11:08 AM Subject: Homegrown, work, a public apology... Check this out - http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...89#post8813389 Then let's talk doing some tours if you are up for it. - F Farrell Timlake President, Homegrown Video Xplor Media Group, Inc. New Destiny Internet Group [email protected] 206-852-5566 |
It's just a satire guys, no need to get all bent out of shape over it.
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I just won't be hiring you since you blew us off and never got back to us which is typical of so many so called designers aka flakes. Maybe when you truly become a professional you won't bounce around so much from vocation to vocation and company to company... |
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From: Farrell Timlake Sent: Tue 12/20/2005 2:12 PM To: [email protected] We need some info from you on what you would like to do to proceed in terms what kind of output you would like to do. We can proceed to a contract once we know what you would like to do on a monthly basis. As I said before, we would like to have one design vision to unify and give more design coherence to all our properties and achieve a more focused branding from Homegrown Video (the flagship) through our satellite Xplor Media properties. Our intention is to launch a new version of the member section in the first quarter of 2006 but we can start doing new Homegrown tours that are niche specific well before that. We also have niche sites that we will be launching in the first quarter as well - creampieclub, deepthroatvirgins, housewivesunleashed, naturalbush, wellhungamateurs, analtryouts, eyecontact (a pov bj series), sexkittens (barely legal lez), hornyover40, and I am sure there are a few more but that gives you an idea. Thanks! Looking forward to hearing from you at your convenience. - F -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Fri 12/16/2005 12:29 AM To: Farrell Timlake Subject: Re: Homegrown, work, a public apology... Works perfect for me, will be good to finally talk to you, we can shape some business and just kinda catch up on our experiences some. Thank you for the prompt reply and I look forward to chatting with you:) Mark ----- Original Message ----- From: "Farrell Timlake" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, December 16, 2005 12:04 AM Subject: RE: Homegrown, work, a public apology... Thanks! I will call you in the morning around 10 am pst if that works for you. - F Farrell Timlake President, Homegrown Video Xplor Media Group, Inc. New Destiny Internet Group [email protected] 206-852-5566 ________________________________ From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Thu 12/15/2005 11:57 PM To: Farrell Timlake Subject: Re: Homegrown, work, a public apology... Heya give me a call or gimmeh yer number lets actually in the morning;) 818-346-7006. Mark PS: We never heard back. You could not even bother to respond. Truly professional - especially after giving me the impression that you would do some work for hire and or consulting. Goofball - now I understand why everyone fires you all the time. |
On the 8th day Alien came in and made the thread all about him.
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FarL...
IAlien LLC. was founded shortly after my employment at CE and I have not really been an employee of any other company since... I accepted you're apology thats NOT good enough for you? I decided not to do any work for you, like I said I have many projects going on these days both Adult and Mainstream. I elected not to do business with you. I am an Ex Employee of CE that you continue to herass even after accepting what I thought was a genuine and sincere apology DOCUMENTED and in Verse. I have nothing to do with you're fucked up life nor fucked up problems with Ron Levi and HIS Company. I am a consultant, I am a designer and I am a content producer and it is my OWN company that me and my wife started up with our own money. I work hard on things and run a clean shop. Throwing my name around in your bullshit to get page views... I do not deserve it especially after an apology. You are disrespectful and dishonorable to the core. |
Then the idiot says:
"Hope you are cool if I use that as a guide since I am going to have to use another designer in the absence of not being able to work with you. Once again, if you do change your mind then the door will remain open." Yeah sure dude, hire some designer to basically steal my concepts if I dont work with you! Sounds great! (Sarcasm) Ghee I couldnt wait to jump in bed with you after such an insult... Go ahead work away on what I have done LOL! I am already off to new concepts that are making a killing... Dust in the wind. |
Can I call you alien? Im bored. Do you do phonesex?
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Alien had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp two edged sword: and his countenance [was] as the sun shineth in his strength. Rev 2:26 And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to him will I give power over the nations. Rev 3:4 Thou hast a few names even in Porn Valley which have not defiled their garments; and they shall walk with me in white: for they are worthy. |
Alien, Far-L
You're both stupid for posting emails and icq's. Who would even consider communicating with you after you pull shit like that ? |
dude, alien, wtf man? I saw absolutely nothing wrong with anything Far-L said in those emails....you on the other hand come off as a complete moron, it is almost like you baited him over and over again to finally blow him off to boost your ego, just so you could run around the water cooler and say "i declined work from homegrown
get off your high horse man, you are burning bridges and losing work constantly and you never see it until you come on GFY begging for work want some advice? check out webinc and dickmans, you will see a solid design company that worked hard and got what they deserved and then some! |
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