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Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 09:36 AM

Calculate your age of death
 
A friend of mine sent this over to me and I thought I would share with you guys to see just how long you'll be around! :winkwink:

Just answer the questions truthfully and it's supposed to be a close calculation to see how long you'll live. I made it up to 86 years old... not bad! :thumbsup

Death Calculator

Rochard 02-08-2006 09:39 AM

Way too much math for me this early in the morning. However, as long as I die knowing that Vanilla truely loves me, I'll die a happy man!

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard
Way too much math for me this early in the morning. However, as long as I die knowing that Vanilla truely loves me, I'll die a happy man!

Haha - it took me five minutes to do - Lazy little shit!! :winkwink:


I luv you, baby!!! Muah~

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 09:46 AM

Per Rochard's request... here is a pic for you guys to keep your interest! :winkwink:

http://images.vanilladeville.com/vanblkshorts.jpg

Rochard 02-08-2006 09:47 AM

Okay, I did it. I got a 90 so I'm good to go.

Ironically, my grandmother just passed away last year and she was also 90.

Rochard 02-08-2006 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
Per Rochard's request... here is a pic for you guys to keep your interest! :winkwink:

http://images.vanilladeville.com/vanblkshorts.jpg

Oh SNAP.

I love you. I want you to have all of my children!

StuartD 02-08-2006 09:48 AM

hmm.. they should have made that into a javascript form... that does the math for you.

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
hmm.. they should have made that into a javascript form... that does the math for you.

I was thinking that too. I am not used to having to add in my head anymore!! Haha Isn't that pathetic??

StuartD 02-08-2006 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
I was thinking that too. I am not used to having to add in my head anymore!! Haha Isn't that pathetic??

It's why I became a programmer, so I could write stuff to do the hard work for me! :winkwink:

I got a 90 anyway. I'll be old!

Mrs. Lenny2 02-08-2006 09:52 AM

According to this calculator, I'll live until the age of 96. Not too shabby.

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 09:56 AM

Well, Shit... So far, you guys are all going to live longer than me! :Oh crap

seeric 02-08-2006 09:57 AM

mine says i shoulda been dead at 19.

:Oh crap

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
mine says i shoulda been dead at 19.

:Oh crap

Well... Ummm... It was nice knowing you! :winkwink:

MaDalton 02-08-2006 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
Per Rochard's request... here is a pic for you guys to keep your interest! :winkwink:

http://images.vanilladeville.com/vanblkshorts.jpg


that picture without warning just cost me 2 years :(

tASSy 02-08-2006 10:22 AM

well, i never wanted to be in the granny-fucking niche anyway =)

i'm only going to be 82, that means we've got less time than we thought to get naughty, 'nilla - we'd better start making plans! :Graucho

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
that picture without warning just cost me 2 years :(

LOL - I was hoping that it would add a couple years... not take from you. :winkwink:

Jace 02-08-2006 10:26 AM

i can already tell you now that I should have been dead already...LOL...don't need a calculator for that...anything beyond 5 years ago is a blessing

Sam Granger 02-08-2006 10:27 AM

96 :) Yay!

MaDalton 02-08-2006 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
LOL - I was hoping that it would add a couple years... not take from you. :winkwink:


i have a weak heart...





:winkwink:

sperbonzo 02-08-2006 10:30 AM

97.5.... That sounds about right.... Fits right in with the plan. That will mean 47.5 years of retirement, happily raising a family and spending time on my boat.

GlydeGirl 02-08-2006 10:31 AM

Woo hoo -- I should live to 99!

EdgeXXX 02-08-2006 10:32 AM

Well Fuck ME..... says I will die in my 50s; ain't that a bitch? Oh well, I guess I better start packing, I only got 20 something years to go :disgust :thumbsup

quantum-x 02-08-2006 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy
well, i never wanted to be in the granny-fucking niche anyway =)

i'm only going to be 82, that means we've got less time than we thought to get naughty, 'nilla - we'd better start making plans! :Graucho

82 here too.

Lucky they didn't have a field for: Do you excessively stupid things, such as go into asbestos filled powerstations and abseil buildings? - 50

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy
well, i never wanted to be in the granny-fucking niche anyway =)

i'm only going to be 82, that means we've got less time than we thought to get naughty, 'nilla - we'd better start making plans! :Graucho

Ahhhh... Ok, let's see what we can do about this! Hmmm... Well, Southwest airlines has been booked and I will see you in about three hours. Is that soon enough?? Or should I go standby and try and get there faster? We can't waste any time here!! We only have 50 years to get everything done and accomplished!! :Graucho

tASSy 02-08-2006 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
Ahhhh... Ok, let's see what we can do about this! Hmmm... Well, Southwest airlines has been booked and I will see you in about three hours. Is that soon enough?? Or should I go standby and try and get there faster? We can't waste any time here!! We only have 50 years to get everything done and accomplished!! :Graucho

good point, maybe you could rent a little laptop lane in the airport to stay in at all times when you aren't boarding a flight to see me? it would speed things up a bit... :winkwink:

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
i can already tell you now that I should have been dead already...LOL...don't need a calculator for that...anything beyond 5 years ago is a blessing

LOL - Cheers to you, Jace!!! Now, do I dare ask why you should have been dead as of five years ago??? :winkwink:

TondaB 02-08-2006 11:51 AM

94 years old for me....somehow I don't believe that;)

iamkathi 02-08-2006 12:06 PM

95 for me. I am looking forward to each and every one of those years:angel

Jace 02-08-2006 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
LOL - Cheers to you, Jace!!! Now, do I dare ask why you should have been dead as of five years ago??? :winkwink:

serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

BradM 02-08-2006 12:18 PM

25. Sweet. :)

EdgeXXX 02-08-2006 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)


http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/dayum.jpg

pornguy 02-08-2006 12:24 PM

41 :( Maybe I did something wrong.

loverboy 02-08-2006 12:48 PM

somehow i dnt want to hit that link :(

:smokin

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TondaB
94 years old for me....somehow I don't believe that;)

Nice - I know what you mean... I thought 86 was pushing it for me too!

LauraLee 02-08-2006 01:03 PM

Oh boy, 102 here. Longevity runs strong in my family.. but damn that is uber old.
Thank god for the leaps and bounds the anti-wrinkle brigade is making!

Jace 02-08-2006 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

yeah, it was the best and worst time of my life...haha

I have some pics of me during that time, i looked like a skeleton

AdultInsider Cloner 02-08-2006 01:05 PM

apparently I'm already dead

minsthunder 02-08-2006 01:07 PM

Should have died last year! Sweet. . .

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

HOLY SHIT, Babe... You're right... you're lucky to be alive right now!

Vanilla DeVille 02-08-2006 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

Damn double post~


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