Tampa Declares War On Strippers (Pics)
 

Let's not worry about terrorists and all the criminals on the streets, friction dancers are the new threat to our freedom, security and liberty!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203062strip1.html

Be sure to check out the 25 pics for a good mornings laugh.

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the best one

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omg

crackwhore alert

I found 2 giving the GFY salute. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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huh? dude, she doesn't even look close to a crackwhore....she looks more like a cute stripper that has been arrested and had to stay up all night being processed for some stupid shit

Sale of Beverage?

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I am sure this is all part of the war on terror somehow..

Is Myrando a Tranny?:error

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[QUOTE=Fred Quimby]Sale of Beverage?

Yep. Can you believe it. She's being prosecuted for trying to entice customers to buy more drinks.

WTF??

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wow some of them are not cute at all.

thats why we always go to Mons Venus. the hot ones all work there.

damn.

She's not happy.:Oh crap


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Busts like this are extremely important and warranted. Now I know what strip clubs to NEVER consider visiting when I'm in the Tampa area.

Looks like someone used the PIMPHAND a little too much on her..

I second that, shes cute.

OMG.... he doesn't even come close to passing as a she!!! :Oh crap :1orglaugh


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This one either :Oh crap

a few really scary ones in ther :1orglaugh

:pimp Bitch betta have my money....





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Kinda felt sorry for her too. She looks genuinely traumatized.

She must be a newbie. :1orglaugh

wow those some ugly looking girls

ok maybe the term crackwhore was inpropriate but she is not the girl i'd live to get a lapdance from

look at her belly :disgust

They should start a war on UGLY friction dancers like those !

make room for the soft sensual kind get rid of the biker gang ones they have to be hurting teh ecopnomy, I mean why in the hell would anyone spend any money on them ?

that has to be hurting the tax base of the city! therefore causing more crime. it only makes sence to me .

These are some of the skankiest stripper pics i've ever seen!

OMFG... How STUPID are these cops? I have looked through most of these pics and HAVEN'T FOUND ONE with the word "prostitution" spelled correctly. Not even close. Look......




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wtf?

That's pretty fucked up. Maybe cuz I'm a chick I think like this, but now any asshole who frequents that bar (or bars) knows their full real names. There is a reason strippers use stage names..same reason content girls do. That site really ought to have more sense, but hey, our own gov't doesn't give a shit about women's safety, so I'm not surprised.

Incidentally, several of those clubs are 15 miles or so from me, lol. (Lollipops-my ex-husband's best friend dj'ed there for years, Calendar Girls-someone recently got stabbed in the parking lot there, Brass Flamingo-I've been drunk in there many many many times, lol)

They should have posted naked pics of them.

Didn't think of that, but that's a good point.

Never forget to smile, not even at the police line up :1orglaugh



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good god man, are you insane?

have mercy on our eyes! we only got the two of them to last the whole lifetime!

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damn thos some ugly bitches

Note to Self: never go to a strip club in Tampa FL.

Fake 5678

Seriously...I think there was only one in that lineup that I wouldn't mind seeing their 'sex organs'...

But for real, sounds like Florida has gone nuts on the 'durrrty' issue lately with Chris's arrest & crap, now this, who's next down there?

:/

Shouldn't they all be busy listening in on phone calls to see who's talking to Osama & company...

I was going to point that out, I thought it was some new crime i didnt know about or something.

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the reason for the crack downs is a super conservative county commisioner!

those are some sweet mugshots

F.Y.I.


I'd hit none of them!