Clubbing Do's & Do Nots
 

My friends and I were discussing whether or not some girls like it when you just come out of no where and start dancing on them or asking them first.

Your thoughts and results?

I'd imagine that depends on just exactly how nasty you look?

Being danced on does not sound appealing.

I usually dance alone for a bit, which NO guy ever does, and chicks start coming up to me. Sometimes they are just curious, sometimes I take them in the alley and fuck them like in the movies.




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I don't know ... but I've seen girls trying to get away from guys that were doing that often... and the guys didn't get hte hint. they must hate that.

Dont be guy #15 to hit on a girl. Its annoying as fuck for most of them.

I've tried both and from experience if you are drunk enough and it is late enough then use the dry hump dance move without asking.
Generally asking gets me shot down, probably because bar whores want to be fucked and not cuddled.

I am pretty sure there is a whole movie that makes fun of guys like that... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sit back and watch how the girls re-act towards other guys. Guys will always walk up and want to to dance with them or ask if they can buy them a drink. Those are the two most used up pick up lines since Noah sank his Ship.

Have patience, and do what other guys don't have the balls to do. Then go in for the kill. And I usually don't compliment them. Every other guy does so be the one that doesn't. They'll remember you out of the 50 that tried to pick up on them that night.

I can go on but I'll write a book about it someday. My system seems to work pretty well.

Ask BVF, he'll tell you how it's done... Or ask yourself.. "What Juicy would do?"

Don't forget the part about being sure to introduce yourself to the friends she is with... Since they will be the judge & jury at your execution, it's good to have them on your good side right away and not ignore them...

haha , you're dead in the water...

my girlfriend and her friends always talk about how nasty it is when random guys come up and grab them by the waist and try and dance with them... they always move away, and they even have a system in place where if a guy does that, another one of the girls friends will just move inbetween them, if the guy doesn't take a hint..


what works is pretending you don't give a fuck about trying to hit on the girls, or trying too hard to hook up with them.... that's why most people in a relationship (who are having sex often) attract lots of the single girls, cause they arn't tripping over themselves trying to get some pussy :1orglaugh

and let's face it.. 90% of the guys here just shouldn't let a girl see them dance from too close.... So you might as well grind her from the back without asking... :2 cents:

Dude, you totally summed it up! I coulnt have said it better.

Take notice everybody. Read what SOS said, over and over again till your dick err brain gets it!

Yup :thumbsup

also, if you decide to rub up all against some girl in the club from behind without asking... you have noone to blame but yourself if you get a bat to the back of the head while leaving the club, by her boyfriend

i hate clubbing, but i can understand how mad a guy would get if some other guy just started grinding against his girlfriend without asking her to dance...

especially when people have alcohol (liquid courage) in their system

How can you fuckers go home with a good feeling knowing that you tried to hit on 14 girls and they all rejected you. And do the same thing the next day. Its pathetic.

Since i often go out alone to my favourite place (i come there to watch the band play) i have a lot of time watching all the morons in that place hit on girls. Over and over and over again. Its so sad. Within a SECOND i can see the girl is not into the guy but the drunk morons thinking with their tiny dicks are totally clueless. It takes them 5 mins and a expensive drink to find out they are not going home with that chick. On to the next one...

for the record ladies.. i was joking.. :)

i still don't believe you

"sorry for rubbing up on you sonofsam, i thought you were a girl i knew"

Hey there's some good advice in here, thanks guys.

The best advice i can give is: Act normal and friendly. Dont act like youre brad pitt. Youre not gods gift to women. Dont try to impress them with words/money/looks/attitude/whatever. Just be a friendly guy and ask her if you can buy her a drink or simply ask for her name. Tell her you think she looks nice and if its ok to buy her a drink or talk for a few mins.

well.. that's what happen when guys wear g-strings and low rise jeans.. :Oh crap

If she is not interested then STOP. Nothing is more annoying than guys who keep trying while she simply is not interested. I see girls leave the bar because they cant get rid of that stupid drunk horny fuck. How ignorant can people get.

My theory is if you want to dance with them then do it but let them see you first, it's a numbers game and confidence is more important then anything. :thumbsup

My buddy says to never ever buy a girl a drink. Any input pimps? Agree? Disagree?

It's funny how guys buy girls drinks as a pick up line... It only works if the girl is already interested in you or attracted to you and at that point you wouldn't have to buy her shit to potentially hook up with her.

I don't dance but I noticed something that works well for my friends... They just start dancing by themselves... girls will be pulled to that like a magnet. I guess it takes balls for a dude to just start dancing, and they love it.

Id say totally depends on how she reacts the first min you talk to her. If its the local bimbo drinking expensive bottles of champagne she gets from guys then hell no. But then again i wouldnt want to talk to her anyway.

If its a nice chick then why not. Maybe its a Dutch thing or just the place i go out to but usually if i buy a girl a drink most of them buy me a drink back after 10 mins. I dont mind buying a few drinks but if i notice shes only talking to me to get free drinks (which lucky for me rarely happens) then its over after the 2nd glass.

True.

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Only if you guys click yes. Do not use it to start a conversation. Once you two are clicking and you can tell she is interested. Then it's ok to buy her a drink.

Good male dancers that don't look fruity or spaztic make some girls VERY horny :2 cents:

agreed....

would never offer a random girl to buy her a drink

1.) it's cheesy
2.) with all the shit plastered over the news about girls getting dateraped etc, it might creep the girl out

but if you're with a girl for a while, then it's more acceptable...

plus... the kinda girls i would be interested in, wouldn't accept drinks from strangers.. especially if they are not interested in the guy, and just want to get a free drink

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Just go up to her while she's dancing and ask her if she likes anal sex. If she screams, run away quit. If she says "yes", you found yourself a keeper.

i forget where i read this

but walk up to a hot girl and be like

"hey.. does this rag smell like chloryphorm(sp?)?"

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Ask them first..chicks always love guys who can dance

Choose ten girls. Go to each one of them and ask " You want to fuck tonight?" I asure you one of them will say yes. It wroked for me a couple of times and it should work for you to.

Sonofsam has a point.:winkwink:

seems conversation is a dead art. from what i've heard girls think guys need to 'step up their game' and they don't like being groped on, etc. try actually talking to them like they're real people.