Ok. so this GIRL was sucking my dick and then....
 

And then the bitch cut the hell out of me schlong with her god damn braces.

Ok, so this was like, 10 years ago when I was 17 but it was still traumatic.

Anyone else have a clumsy bitch draw blood while giving you a knob job?

(Mind you, this was all before I went gay, but I promised the boys on here yesterday that I'd talk about pussy today for a change)

i thought gays were "born" that way? just watched this special on tv about how both gay males and females said they were just born that way. i know i was always bisexual ever since the first time i saw my first playboy at age 8.

although, i have been with a couple guys that damn near made me "turn" gay so i guess i can understand. :1orglaugh :winkwink:

My friend's brother is gay and didn't know it until he was 17. Mind you, everyone else knew it by the way he acted... but he actually dated girls through highschool and everything.

Think it was just denial? or did he actually not know?

Yes, yes, I was born gay. By "going gay" I meant it was before I had my first homosexual experience.

Now, back to talking about pussy so I can keep my promises from yesterday http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre.../eatatthey.gif

For me, I guess I always KNEW, but just tried to ignore the thoughts and urges that I was having. It takes a while for most homosexuals to really "discover" themselves, and understand what it is that they're feeling.

Now. This thread is going gay. This is SUPPOSED to be a thread about chicks giving you blowjobs, now come on you faggots, stay on track!

You are gay ? Don't ask you why..

hahahaha, this is good

SSP (Strategic Sig Placement):1orglaugh

this thread is gay lol

were you even hard because it was a girl or were you imaging it was someone else?

i've been a lesbian my whole life. please don't bash me for it.

hummm? I actually like women, and don't refer to women as 'bitchs' and 'sluts' :winkwink:

Ok fags, see these? These are called BEWBIES! Ok? Now, can we get focused back on the topic of this thread and stop with all this nasty gay homosexual talk?

http://www.wetwildandwasted.com/gall...eak/pic013.jpg


(I can't believe you fags made me post pictures of bewbies)

http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...sc/boobies.gif

I love bitches, sluts, and even whores :thumbsup

Dam I take some nice pics! :thumbsup

I was 16 or 17 partying at a friends house and jumped in the shower with a philipino girl. We were both drunk as fuck. A coule mins into giving me head, she gaged and puked in the bath tub. I dont mean a lil puke, it was full blown puking. She had been drinking tequila. I could smell it.

Till today i dont drink tequila. But i do get with philipino chiks haha

Is she bi? :Graucho

Uhm, yuck...

But THANK YOU for posting this. See fags? At least someone around here has had a lil heterosexual sex!

:thumbsup

OOOHHHH FLASHBACKS

ok i once had an short affair with this dumb ass blonde. (with THAT HUUUUUGE NECKLACE)

i was heavily drunk when i hit on her and 2 friends of me drove us her flat.
when they noticed she was starting grabbing my balls they left the flat and i thought they drove away.


so i lay down on the bed and she pulls of my trousers. She starts to suck my dick and suddenly i heard her mumbling somethin. I asked: "wtf is wrong?"
she answered:"my necklace hangs in my mouth when i suck your dick"

but she went on sucking my dick without removing the necklace.

suddenly she got more angry about the necklace when i hear somebody from outside the flat screaming " THEN TAKE THE FUCKING NECKLACE OFF"

it was one of my friends waiting outside of the door :1orglaugh

Ew wtf, i woulda smacked that nasty biatch outta the shower.:disgust

Your friend sounds like a fag dude :Oh crap

SHould have invited him to join in.

lol they were 2 and it was -10 degrees outside so they waited inside the house :winkwink:

Actually I believe those are called silicone. :1orglaugh

I was getting a bj the other day and then the girl grabbed her jaw and told me it was sore and it hurt and asked if I was going to get off soon because she got punched in the jaw that weekend... lol.

She was freaking trashy and I lost my erection and left the room. :(

haha nice story :1orglaugh

Did you still pay her?

why wouldnt he?

i'm pisexual... i'm attracted to 3.141592654 different sexes

yeah i remember those 15-16 year old girls back in highschool who now that i think about it couldn't suck dick for shit. teething you all up constantly having to remind them its not a chew toy. never had any of them draw blood though lol..

i remember a classic moment though at a friends house around the same time. having a huge house party at my friends dads huge lake house. im talkin packed wall to wall with people, balcony full, people in the front yard backyard.. anyways, i hook up with this chick in his dads room where no ones at. i guess the sliding glass door to the balcony was left unlocked. so im bangin this chick doggystyle on the bed some smart guy opens the sliding glass door and flips on the light. pretty soon i had about 100 eyes looking threw the open sliding glass door to catch a glimpse.. i just laughed but felt pretty bad for the poor girl who happened to be butt ass naked scrambling around to cover herself. so i threw her a blanket and told the assholes to get out walkin around with half a hard on still lol..

don't get me started on puke breathed chicks trying to get some dick. ive had to forehead shove a few of those away before too lol..

Thanks kinda hawt! :thumbsup

Hell no. :1orglaugh

bash you?? naaaah...lesbians are awesome :)

Any chance of she being ******* ?

i've known alot of people like that, its rather wierd.

I think I am adding somebody else to my faveorite poster list.

Couldn't resist, could ya? :)

This thread rocks, by the way.

no :) haha

For me I always fought the idea that I was bi. My very first memory of getting turned on was at the image of two women with each other but I didn't know what the feeling was. Then I would ocassionally have fantasies and read lesbian stories as a teen but I just kept saying to myself that it was just because I was a virgin and anything sexual was going to turn me on.

I even joined the gay/straight group in my freshman year in college but was still telling myself I was straight and everything else was just exciting because sex in general was exciting.

Then I actually had sex with a man and it was wonderful but I was still getting turned on by lesbian stories, etc and I started to allow myself to look at actual women as sexually attractive. Once I allowed myself to see I was bisexual then I could start to see what I really was and only then could I come out to anybody else.

It was always there I just wasn't allowing myself to be out to myself.

That's the point that I don't think a lot of straight people have trouble understanding.

As for this thread, It's now officially too gay homosexual for me to try and save. Sorry boys, I TRIED to start a pussy eating breeder thread, honest I did. GFY is just way too gay I guess................