Repeat, this is NOT a drill.
Details follow:
We woke early (9am) on the 23rd. Still mildly intoxicated from the previous night we nursed our hangovers by watching some Fox News and drinking coffee.
Later at around 11am; we showered, did a couple of shots of tequila and went to eat lunch at Long John Silvers where she obtained her long awaited paper pirate hat. Afterwards, we went to the mall. I purchased this really cool sign at an antique place, she bought some shoes and some other stuff that I can't remember.
The sign:
[img]http://www.*****************/hsign.jpg[/img]
We killed enough time so that we'd be sober enough for the marriage to be legal, then went to the courthouse where we were married by some old lady with saggy tits.
The courtroom we used was small, and to the back there was a window in a door through which during the ceremony we could clearly see several people in orange jumpsuits waiting to go before a judge.
Apropos, that.
Anyway, the end.
You may send cards, gifts, crack cocaine and mail bombs to:
James Kirkman
3299 Walnut Springs Drive
Bloomington, Indiana
47401
Details follow:
We woke early (9am) on the 23rd. Still mildly intoxicated from the previous night we nursed our hangovers by watching some Fox News and drinking coffee.
Later at around 11am; we showered, did a couple of shots of tequila and went to eat lunch at Long John Silvers where she obtained her long awaited paper pirate hat. Afterwards, we went to the mall. I purchased this really cool sign at an antique place, she bought some shoes and some other stuff that I can't remember.
The sign:
[img]http://www.*****************/hsign.jpg[/img]
We killed enough time so that we'd be sober enough for the marriage to be legal, then went to the courthouse where we were married by some old lady with saggy tits.
The courtroom we used was small, and to the back there was a window in a door through which during the ceremony we could clearly see several people in orange jumpsuits waiting to go before a judge.
Apropos, that.
Anyway, the end.
You may send cards, gifts, crack cocaine and mail bombs to:
James Kirkman
3299 Walnut Springs Drive
Bloomington, Indiana
47401
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