Will AlienQ succeed at being a Troll?
 

What do you think?

That guy will be the next subject of the word "failure" on google. You will type "failure" and you'll see Alien in a straightjacket.

Failed designer

Failed photographer

Failed husband

And soon to be failed troll.

someone call the cops....AlienQ just got robbed!!

I don't know him personally but he doesn't bother me

He's not really a failed designer. He's among the better ones, but not on the level he thinks he is. There are a ton of worse designers out here for sure.

I think that if you believe he's such a troll, just ignore him and shut the fuck up about him already.

Only thing worse than a troll is an idiot that can't stop talking about him.

Which ultimately makes YOU the loser.

God Bless Free Speech.
In a Civilised world you would be shot.
Fucken scum bag.

If you ran that world, I would demand that you shoot me :321GFY

Kids...

Man o man.

I'm loving these poll wars.

The answer is always C. :D

Since when is it cool on GFY to attack peoples family?

Yeah, you're right. You should have just ignored my thread.

I don't know, did somebody here throw a brick at your mom?

Ooh look, an i'm rubber, you're glue comeback.
isn't it past your bed time?

Actually it is but the Warden hasn't turned the lights off yet.

Are you like Alien's little bitch or something since you have his name in your sig? So....who's pitching and who's catching in that relationship? My money is on that you're the one on the bottom 99% of the time.

You got a little something on your chin there, Devine.

Oh no, now the gay insults sling..

You're too fucking easy.

Just call me mommy.

Yep, and I top it off with some mommy smack. There, I saved you a post. :thumbsup

Well he's currently being trolled by Mike Okitch. :1orglaugh

"The Next Greatest Band! http://www.hankshaw.com/audio.html"
Formerly Known as High On Acid. The Back Stabbing ingrate's sig.

Does not even work.
Its called a URL and when drawn right links or "CLICKS TO" a destination Domain Name Server on the interweb. In you're case it does not work.

Stick to Print Work Robbie.
Ya got a long way to go for Internet work and stop sniffing the ink.

Is that the best you have? That's weak. I expected more from you...no wait, I didn't.

Unlike you, I don't have to subsidize my income with sig money so I rarely change it. Hell, I can't remember the last time I actually changed my sig.

At least I have something to stick to, dipshit. If you expect to make a living off your design work then I hope you have low expectations like your clients.

AHha, I have lived off my design ability for 12 years, I know the shits good.


You...
Do not even got a site, or are ya ashamed to be in this industry and you are not infact an adult webmaster at all? I know its cool to act like one for alot of folks and I know its the biggest fad even in the ghetto's but really, its an industry that sticks together.

You do not fit.
You are a backstabber.

Robbie sucks troll cock for sig views.

With a broken URL.

Pathetic.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I've seen your pedestrian design work and if you think it's good then you are obviously smoking crack. You're what we call in the industry, "An economical alternative" - nothing more and nothing less. I kid you not, clients have sent me art to print and I contacted them to let them know how shitty it looked and guess who they told me did it? Yep, you. I've actually felt so bad for some clients that I re-designed their artwork for them at no charge just because I didn't want YOUR art reflecting MY business.

If you've lived off of your design work for 12 years then you obviously aren't living the good life. Ramen noodles isn't Italian gourmet and eggs, regardless on how you cook them, are still just eggs. :2 cents:

If you only knew what people were saying behind your back you'd get a job doing something else that you're hopefully better at than design and that pretty much opens up the entire job market for you.

Shhhh...Rob, don't tell him what people are saying behind his back. He might hmmm you know, get paranoid and freak out. :winkwink:

http://www.ialien.com/media/desk2.jpg

Fix your website, douchebag.

"I kid you not, clients have sent me art to print and I contacted them to let them know how shitty it looked and guess who they told me did it? Yep, you."

Thats funny I not done print work in almost 6 months. and it was only 1 piece.
Was it Ariek? Cuz thats who it would have been.
And I doubt it was him.

I really doubt it was Dmoney since my work sucked so bad it's the first official Players card. THey the only guys I done any printwork for in some time.

Now you are a liar unless of course...

Airek would talk shit behind my back? Which I seriously doubt or Dmoney, which I seriously seriously doubt.

So therefore you are grasping at straws and now LIE.

Damn dude you really suck.
I had no idea what kinda fucked up ingrate you are.

Hold on, let me get my 8 year old niece to translate this for me.

Think again, Alien...think hard. I have been in business for 8 years so think about it. You have designed business cards for people, quite a few people. If not, they were taking the "design", I use the word loosley, to make their business cards which still reflects your design skills or lack thereof.

The ones that sent me your designs to print told me it was you who designed them. Why would they lie about it?

http://www.analthai.com/pics/tranny.gifhttp://www.analthai.com/pics/tranny.gif http://www.analthai.com/pics/tranny.gif

Who are they then?

Name one.

I bet ya cant. LOL!

Dude I caught ya lying to save you're own ass at this point.

Go ahead name em.

No really man, I not designed business cards for anyone in a very longtime and rest assured if they wanted it for print work it would have been prepped for print and rdy. Cuz I can do print work just as well as you and most likely better and cheaper.

So Just one! Go ahead big boy...

Name em.

Mike's at it again! Go get 'em tiger. :1orglaugh

Mike Okitch needs new material.

/yawn...

Yeah, ok, I'll jeopordize my customers to satisfy your delusional ego by naming them in a public forum. I think not. You know that I'm not lying and that is what's pissing you the fuck off. Once again, you know which people you did designs for...do the math (I sure hope it's better than your grammar).

By the way, since you're such a pimp ass designer, why don't you have a portfolio posted on your http://www.ialien.com site? I have my mainstream portfolio posted and my company gets on the average of 20 design orders a week. You registered in May 2003, I registered November 2003 yet you have double the post count. I wonder who has more free time. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm done slinging shit. At this point it's like arguing with a 10 year old. This bullshit started because you took offense because I said that I liked Metaman better than you. Boo Fucking Hoo! Grow the fuck up and get over yourself. I explained that in the original thread but you chose to overlook it and picked a fight so you got a fight. Trust me, you don't want to fight with me, your little reputation cant stand a beating like that....trust me.

You bore me too

http://www.analthai.com/pics/Alienstraightjacket.jpg

So Robbie, you been making business cards for adult guys and now call yourself industry?


ROFLMAO.

Dude...

LAME.

You pretend that some of them are my clients and that my clients would talk shit behind my back? Ya got alot ahead you. I shouldnt be so hard on ya but you really oughtah know when to keep your mouth shut and who to backstab...
I could follow my own advice perhaps but I know better when someone is bullshitting me. You are bullshit, I should have known it out the gate. Stupid me for sticking up for ya here and there, congrating you for you're work with folks in this biz...

And you decide to suck on troll cock.

Dude...
U R Just stoopid.

Rob,

I haven't read anything past your post. But I'm sure this setiment has already been expressed.

He's failed at everything in his life, what makes anyone think he'll succeed?

I was shooting content and had an adult magazine back when you were still working at fucking Burger King! I was using printing to help subsidize my income until I realized that I could make a lot of money doing it so I put adult on the back burner. If this is the only smack you have left then please, just stop now. You're only making yourself look even more retarded (if that's even fucking possible!).

In 2001 we lauched the "Little Black Book", in 2002 we launched GirlToy Magazine and http://www.technosex.com. That site has been stale since 2002 but the content is still cutting edge.

So grow up and stop now before I make you look even more stupid.