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SleazyDream 03-22-2002 09:16 PM

Montreal - I'm Going. The people there better be prepared to enhance my presence.
 
http://www.cybernetexpo.com/

Bought the plane tickets yesterday. All you slackassed lockjawed lazy yoyos better be prepared to enhance my presence cause Sleazydream will be in the house at cybernetexpo in montreal.

I thought about throwing a party, but since I'll probally be the largest TGP guy there I'd only be impressing myself so fuck you all.

I'm gona hit some comedy clubs and anyone who wants to come with me and isn't a somebody in my eyes can fork over $300 ( or a blowjob ) for the honor of being able to sit beside my brother. (hey, if you don't enhance my presence I don't want to sit beside you at any price, but my bro will do anything for cash)

TheFLY 03-22-2002 09:20 PM

Hey is this like that movie Lord of the Rings? Can we trade rings?

spacedog 03-22-2002 09:25 PM

cool.. something to go to within driving distance of home :thumbsup

Theo 03-22-2002 09:26 PM

http://www.porncolors.com/reply3.jpg

Pipecrew 03-22-2002 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
http://www.cybernetexpo.com/

Bought the plane tickets yesterday. All you slackassed lockjawed lazy yoyos better be prepared to enhance my presence cause Sleazydream will be in the house at cybernetexpo in montreal.

I thought about throwing a party, but since I'll probally be the largest TGP guy there I'd only be impressing myself so fuck you all.

I'm gona hit some comedy clubs and anyone who wants to come with me and isn't a somebody in my eyes can fork over $300 ( or a blowjob ) for the honor of being able to sit beside my brother. (hey, if you don't enhance my presence I don't want to sit beside you at any price, but my bro will do anything for cash)


I hope you are joking.... if not I might go just to kick your ass :)

SleazyDream 03-22-2002 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew



I hope you are joking.... if not I might go just to kick your ass :)


there's a charge for that too.

Freako 03-22-2002 10:39 PM

How much?

SleazyDream 03-22-2002 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Freako
How much?
lets let the bidding begin..........

TheSpaceBulldog 03-22-2002 10:45 PM

How about if you pay me $300 and I kick you in the nuts? While you are on the ground with your mouth gaping open I will drop my sack in there for a little M/M teabag action.

kmanrox 03-22-2002 10:46 PM

spacedog, how did i guess u were canadian, whod of thunk?

TheSpaceBulldog 03-22-2002 10:47 PM

hmmm

SleazyDream 03-22-2002 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
How about if you pay me $300 and I kick you in the nuts? While you are on the ground with your mouth gaping open I will drop my sack in there for a little M/M teabag action.
why would I pay you to do that? dumb dumb dumb
see this is why I only invite "made" guys to events I host

TheSpaceBulldog 03-22-2002 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


lets let the bidding begin..........

I seem to remember sumpin bout an ol leakin waterjug.....

TheSpaceBulldog 03-22-2002 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


why would I pay you to do that? dumb dumb dumb
see this is why I only invite "made" guys to events I host

Just outta curriosity, how many guys have you "made" it with?

Steve 03-22-2002 11:00 PM

SleazyDream
When you are in Montreal, demand that everyone speak English while in your presence. And make sure the waiters show you respect! Bon apitit!

X37375787 03-22-2002 11:04 PM

sleazy, excuse my attitude, but i think you're an arrogant fuck.

peace out :thumbsup

TheSpaceBulldog 03-22-2002 11:08 PM

He is Canadian. They do not know any better.

Muff 03-22-2002 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
He is Canadian. They do not know any better.
No Sorry,

You've got it mixed up. He lives in Northern Maniotba. There is no place in Canada called Northern Maniotba, I beleive it is his own little world.

Pipecrew 03-22-2002 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


why would I pay you to do that? dumb dumb dumb
see this is why I only invite "made" guys to events I host


awwww such ignorance.... you know the people who forget where they come from can lose it so easily and have nothing to fall back on!


My Bid: 1000 :)

SleazyDream 03-22-2002 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
SleazyDream
When you are in Montreal, demand that everyone speak English while in your presence. And make sure the waiters show you respect! Bon apitit!

Don't worry, I will. I am Canadian and I'm sick and fucking tired of al my tax money going to all those stupid gov't programs translating everythign into french.

Wiredoctor 03-23-2002 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

see this is why I only invite "made" guys to events I host


Please explain what "Made" is referring to??

SleazyDream 03-23-2002 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wiredoctor



Please explain what "Made" is referring to??

those that know understand. Those that don't ask questions.

Wiredoctor 03-23-2002 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


those that know understand. Those that don't ask questions.

It's the wise man that asks why? and a fool that thinks he knows it all.....LOLOLOL

GTS Mark 03-23-2002 02:27 AM

Well worry not Sleazy... Just talked to Martin and it looks like you are gonna have some company. We are gonna make the trek from Toronto...Looks like TGP will be well represented in Montreal...

So what time do we meet everyone at Club SuperSex??? :)

1st Round Is On Me!

DH:glugglug

SleazyDream 03-23-2002 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wiredoctor


It's the wise man that asks why? and a fool that thinks he knows it all.....LOLOLOL

sayings work well in dream perfect worlds, someday you'll grow up and know how the REAL world works.


oh - drinkinghard. I don't really drink, so when you say the first round is on you I hope you mean the first round of blowjobs.

Pipecrew 03-23-2002 02:25 PM

supersexe is a fucking rip off, went 2 years ago, 11 dollar drinks.... and naturally I spilled mine and was forced to buy another one

xApster 03-23-2002 02:32 PM

If you want a good BJ go to Grand Prix in Montreal... now sleazy is going maybe i should drive down to Montreal =)

Pipecrew 03-23-2002 02:34 PM

Do you guys honestly have to pay in order to get laid?

Paul -C- 03-23-2002 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Do you guys honestly have to pay in order to get laid?
Even money can't get me laid. :winkwink:

Martin 03-23-2002 03:30 PM

I'll be there.. Who else?

FATPad 03-23-2002 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Freako
How much?
2 big macs and a supersize fry.

SleazyDream 03-23-2002 06:24 PM

http://www.paulcorrigan.com/familyinternet.jpg


I love this pic - only left wondering which people in the pic are for a porn free internet? Not the two teen boys or the dad? Mom OBVIOUSLY puts out. the daughter looks like a slut...........

Krome 03-23-2002 07:25 PM

hey sleazy sit next to me, I like skinny arse big heads next to me.....Tell you what I am going to Montreal..give me a call and maybe I will beat you and your whore brother just so you can be honoured to have scars that came from a scots man...TWAT...

and will all you little pricks stop licking his arse..get some fucking respect for yourself

Quote:

Your the largest guy anywhere you go.
BTW Pipecrew, TheSpaceBulldog, Equinox, respect..now Sleazy when can you pay me for the priviledge of having me kill you?

Tell you what why dont you call me UK 07968659236 and we can arrange a meeting...dam I have not had a good fight in a week and am going to fly out for a few days and have a pre arranged one...Excellent!!

Pipecrew 03-23-2002 07:32 PM

hahaha sweet. Krome, I'll bring the shovel and a pickup truck!

Krome 03-23-2002 07:42 PM

Fucking excellent idea...smash the shovel into his head a few times then run the cunt over...fucing nice one...dam I think my anti big head tgp movement could make us some cash...Imagine if we broadcasted the beating of the big headed fuckers live on the net...then webmasters would be joing sites as opposed to the affiliate programs..it will be massive...

(I did actually get the shovel and pick up truck comment just wanted to build on it)

Wiredoctor 03-23-2002 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


sayings work well in dream perfect worlds, someday you'll grow up and know how the REAL world works.


First of all YOU are the one who used a saying first !! I just replied with a much better one. Second you need to grow up, you are about the only webmaster any of us have ever seen with an ego bigger then your head, and thats pretty damm big.... and you talk to people like you are some kind of porn site guru, and you have NO CLUE believe me who some of us are...LOLOL,
but seriously don't you have any self respect?? You are the only person I've seen in my 6 years in this biz that people not only laugh at, but that actually want to get violent on ?...doesnt it bother you that you project this type of karma??? How does it feel to have to look over your shoulder for the rest of your life??

You talk about the Real world....hahahaha if you only knew... hahahahaha:Graucho

Watch out for thos flying shovels, I think that might hurt a bit when they slam into your head...:winkwink:

Krome 03-23-2002 09:52 PM

I think "made" means that they can do Sleazy style great table sand the way how he make texts bigger and smaller....you do know that sleazy is a design god...he does not use CSS due to his ability with HTML (which is the only language he knows apart from the rare 'head up his own arse language - a type of german I believe')..I also love the way he optimises his pics...

Sleazy just one question why do you bother buying porn pictures then optimising them yourself? Due to the way you fuck them up you could use pictures of the world dart comp and the surfer would not know the difference....

kmanrox 03-23-2002 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
He is Canadian. They do not know any better.
he is exempt from being canadian....

i make him an honorary american....

back off f0000

Pipecrew 03-23-2002 09:54 PM

My backup idea was to bury him with the shovel in montreal somewhere and then broadcast it live on the internet to see if any of his friends would pay ransom to get him out...... Unfortunately it wouldnt be long before he realized he didnt have any..

Steve 03-23-2002 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


he is exempt from being canadian....

i make him an honorary american....

back off f0000

You keep popping off about how you like cock and we're gonna trade you to Greece :winkwink:


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