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~Ray 11-08-2005 07:13 AM

Would you bang Celine Dion? (warning: big picture)
 
http://www.advertisingsex.com/celine.jpg

who 11-08-2005 07:16 AM

She's filthy stinking RICH..

seven 11-08-2005 07:17 AM

with my eyes open :thumbsup

Spunky 11-08-2005 07:17 AM

Hell no..her voice is like fingers across the chalkboard

MandyBlake 11-08-2005 07:25 AM

she has great eyes. but i wouldn't bang her

Screaming 11-08-2005 07:26 AM

Durn tootin.

Chris E 11-08-2005 07:26 AM

Tranny. ;)

CuriousToyBoy 11-08-2005 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris E
Tranny. ;)

I've seen better looking trannies.

:2 cents:

sexyclicks 11-08-2005 07:28 AM

I would have a threesome with Rene

SilentKnight 11-08-2005 07:35 AM

Given she's from Quebec...I'd put a Canadian flag over her head and fuck'er for my country.


SilentKnight

Mike Okitch 11-08-2005 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
Given she's from Quebec...I'd put a Canadian flag over her head and fuck'er for my country.


SilentKnight

To each his own. I wouldn't do her even if it was for the good of the nation.

internexxnl 11-08-2005 07:42 AM

well why not :pimp

Holly 11-08-2005 07:45 AM

I just read something the other day that said she has another frozen demon spawn stored at some fertility clinic and she's about to have it implanted when her current contract expires because she wants to be a mother again. I can hardly wait.

Turf 11-08-2005 08:01 AM

yea why not... i dont discriminate when i fuck, fat, poor, ugly girls needs just as much dick in their diet as rich, slim beautiful girls...

Funbrunette 11-08-2005 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turf
yea why not... i dont discriminate when i fuck, fat, poor, ugly girls needs just as much dick in their diet as rich, slim beautiful girls...

ROFL!!!!! :1orglaugh

CHMOD 11-08-2005 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex


Celine Dion is as ugly as fuck. Makeup and good photographers do miracles on her image...

Sosa 11-08-2005 08:15 AM

umm no...

v4 media 11-08-2005 08:20 AM

Repeatedly, on the head... with a hammer.

Guitarriff 11-08-2005 08:29 AM

LOL the guys that say No way i wouldnt hit who the fuck are you kidding get fucking real ya know damn well your fat ass would hit it . Id hit it 3 times

Decadawn 11-08-2005 08:31 AM

never...

CherryLipsRosa 11-08-2005 08:57 AM

she has way better pictures than those!

Argonaut 11-08-2005 08:59 AM

are those pics of her like twenty years ago?

Nicky 11-08-2005 09:02 AM

ofcourse id hit her, a video camera has to be in the room too. Also I must be the one that own's the right to it :)

MetroPornTour 11-08-2005 09:15 AM

I would not only dyke out with her and drink a litre of her piss and then piss all over her and lick it back off her face. I would then stick my fist up my own ass, pull it out and share it with her like a popsicle with delicious lick after lick. Finally finishing with her taking a big dump on my chest and having a playful girl girl pillow fight.

And after she went home....

I would calmly have a shower....
Walk over to the hidden camcorder and rewind the cassette...
Then I would pick up the phone and call every large porn producer I know for the release of the

"Celine Dion Sex Tape."

After it hits the streets and I'm loaded....
I would disappear forever into a nice tropical island and only log onto GFY to start threads that say

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH How's life?"

~Ray 11-08-2005 09:20 AM

http://www.advertisingsex.com/celine2.jpg

TheLegacy 11-08-2005 10:25 AM

maybe, heard she likes older men and shes rich by being out all night singing giving me time to do what I want?

better than banging Bea Arthur


http://www.vegasartscorner.com/images/BEA-ARTHUR.JPG

SilentKnight 11-08-2005 10:48 AM

Bea Arthur (lol)...ain't heard of that crusty bitch for years. Thought she'd bought the farm.


SilentKnight

Anthony 11-08-2005 10:52 AM

Just bought my mom and sister tickets here in Vegas for her show. Damn things are usually sold out.

Unreal.

Maxy 11-08-2005 10:54 AM

I uhhh think I'd hit it. :Oh crap

MrChips 11-08-2005 10:54 AM

Stick her in a pair of stockings - yes - then I would.

axelcat 11-08-2005 11:11 AM

she has a great voice

~Ray 11-08-2005 01:01 PM

http://www.advertisingsex.com/celine3.jpg

IwantU Bryan 11-08-2005 01:19 PM

I think she´s Hooootttt, and would definitely hit it

Miguel T 11-08-2005 01:23 PM

Id hit her.... no doubt!

pornpf69 11-08-2005 01:31 PM

she is not my type of lady!

d00t 11-08-2005 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornpf69
she is not my type of lady!

not rich enough for you?
her legs not long enough?

spideriux 11-08-2005 02:29 PM

uhhhh no

~Ray 11-08-2005 04:45 PM

http://www.advertisingsex.com/celine4.jpg

gecko 11-08-2005 04:58 PM

I'll pass...

reynold 11-08-2005 06:16 PM

With his husband watching?


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