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Happy Birthday LAJ!!!!!!!
LAJ turns 37 Tuesday morning. I'm sure it's Tuesday morning someplace in the world by now, so here goes.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAJ! http://www.biminibucks.com/sandiego/lajcarry.jpg Now that your a day older, here's what you have in store for you: "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative. Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient. All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color. At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough. Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments." Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. It takes twice as long to look half as good. It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick. No one expects you to run into a burning building. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. Someone compliments you on your layered look.... and you're wearing a bikini. The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique. The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants. The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife. The pharmacist has become you new best friend. The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. Things you buy now won't wear out. When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. When happy hour is a nap. When tying one on means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet. When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police. When you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. When you have a choice of two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home earlier. When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure that the street is still there. When you stop buying green bananas. When you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before. When you were in school there was no history class! When your birth certificate says expired on it. When you're told to act your own age, and you die. You and your teeth don't sleep together. You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, 96 around the golf course. You are proud of your lawn mower. You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..." Now that your older perhaps your a bit wiser..... So riddle me this. What's the difference between Rochard and LAJ? About this much: http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/059/098.jpg Happy Birthday LAJ! |
Happy Birthday babe! All the best! Mouah!!!! :GFYBand
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Happy Birthday LAJ
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funny post Rochard
this one is my favorite "Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work." hehehe happy birthday LAJ XOXO |
Oh, LAJ.... love you like a brother man.... But stay away from my woman.
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/034/118.jpg She bites. No, really, she bites hard! |
hey man happy birthday
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Happy Bday Bro!
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Awh!! Happy Birthday Jay! Don't drink too much tonight you may just end up slapin something funny on the table (inside joke)
Kiss Kiss :angel |
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happy bday :)
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Happy Birthday Baby!
I need to give you a birthday spanking in LA...;) http://www.zoenation.com/phpbb/photo...3z0285-med.jpg |
I'm just gonna sit here all night and post funny pix of LAJ....
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Happy Happy B-day to one of my boys in the industry...
Jay i wish you the best brotha ENJOY :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup |
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Happy, happy birthday LAJ!!!! *Mwuaah*
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Happy birthday!
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happy birthday man :)
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Hope you have a wonderful birthday! and many more! :)
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http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/067/144.jpg
Thanks for the fun threesome...though I think Richard was paying more attention to LAJ than me...oh well. LAJ is just too hot! |
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Happy Birthday man. :)
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Happy birthday Jay. I hope to meet you at one of these shows one of these days.
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Happy Birthday, Jay!! I could've sworn you were only 21! ;)
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Happy bday man, heres to many more!
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Happy Birthday Jay! ; )
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happy birthday
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Happy Birthday man
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I'll be 14 minutes early here from ATL! Happy Birthday, Jay!! Lots of big boobie hugs and kiss :)
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ditto Jay
happy happy bday! |
Ahhh... you guys are all way too fuckin nice.
And I think this is my first bday where "old" jokes are actually having some relevance. Anyway... it's getting on near 11pm my time so I think I'll hit the sack shortly. And I guess I'm not so bummed out about the big day tomorrow now... but then again, the alternative to not turning older sucks worse... |
Have I changed much in 16 years?
Nearly 21 yrs old: http://www.cybernetexpo.com/ads/jay1989.jpg Nearly 37 yrs old: http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/067/280.jpg |
remember 37 years young, at least you still have hair
from ur bald YNOT RADIO producer |
J!!!!!! WHAT did you do with your hair?! *cries*
Just for that, I'm posting this. http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...reg/z02443.jpg It's my favorite LAJ picture. Hope you have a wonderful birthday, sweetie. Many happy returns of the day. :) |
happy bday :)
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