Why do I continue to have sex with women...
 

That I dont want a relationship with?
She gave great head but its 3.35 am and I want her out.
She keeps talking about moving with me to my new place and she does not get it when I tell her that she is moving fast.
Women tend to think that accepting a blowjob means you love them or something?
:Oh crap

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tell her you're not ready for a commitment but love the head. trust me, she'll leave.

Give her some roofies and slip it in

Yeah I did...She thinks I am joking. She is telling me that my sense of humour is one of the reasons she likes me so much and that it is ok to open up to our now relationship....
:Oh crap

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She's crazy, tell her to fuck off asap.

Tell her the truth no matter how bad it is going to hurt her feelings.

tell her upfront how you feel...she's out of her mind

Put her in the freezer with the rest of them.

I like you.

dude you're fucked

:Oh crap .

See if she wants to start a paysite :)

Sounds like a wacko to me! :helpme Good luck! :)

Haaaa haaaa

OWNEDDDDDDD

Tell her you like her a lot, but you're madly in love with her sister and ask her to hook you up.

"he says this, but I just know he really means that"

good luck, you are going to need it

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That's why you should go to theres, so you can leave anytime. And don't let them know where you live.

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yeah this should really work :pimp

will she be there tonight? :P

Every time you talk to her, insist on having a threesome with her best friend. That usually drives them out.

sounds like a win-win situation

Yeah she promissed me to be back. :Oh crap
Not a word from you though! You know nothing!
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Consider that getting BJ's from a hooker may be cheaper and a lot less of a hastle!

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If she gives good head, mary her !

Head expires after "i do"....

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tape her w/o knowing and post that shit all over town. she'll leave... town.

because once commitment sets in, sex turns bad.

tell her you have an std

nope, not true. but ya, less frequent though.. :winkwink:

fat chics need places to live too dude...go easy on her.

damn, good luck dude :Oh crap

You are asking why you keep having sex with someone you can't have a relationship with? You got so many reasons to leave her but it only takes one if you don't want.

Next time she blows you, say "Wow, that was almost as good as the head I got earlier today".

....from your mom

tell her she needs to start bringing girls with her

Next time pop some sleep meds while you are getting head so you can sleep as soon as its over.

Wait till your cock's head fall off because of such STD.