I'm ready to make some SERIOUS money in this industry
 

HELLO EVERYONE

My name is WillyFRESH. Nice to meet you. :party-smi

I'm done hearing people talk about making money in porn, and only being able to listen. I'm ready to do whatever it takes.

HAVE ADVICE? let's hear it. :bigears

:question Questions about me? I'll answer.

Just gonna ignore me? FUCK YOU. :321GFY

at least make fun of me or something :upsidedow

There is no money in porn.

Try Amway.

;-)

Serious?

See sig.

Contact Lawrence Connors

Well good luck with that then!

I recommend you start with Felching; it's a popular softcore niche that should be easy to jump right into the biz with. :thumbsup

Ever thought of being a fluffer in gay porn?

1st, get a job with a well known company

2cnd, buy a domain or 3 and get some hosting with this

3rd, design a site and find some traffic

4th, design and submit galleries

5th. buy me lunch tomorrow.

repeat steps 4 and 5 as often as possible

There's always Tupperware


SilentKnight

Kastle Archives Productions Inc.

Do you work for Adult.com?

(I don't get your sig)

would you like to buy some excellent facial cream?
Superb quality and devotion to excellence have earned the ARTISTRY brand a reputation as one of the most admired companies in the skin care and cosmetics industry.

you are 10 years too late.

If you like the lonely approach, that's great. :1orglaugh

Unfortunately, sicone left out the crucial step that involves actually meeting and working with the babes.

Buying lunch is a key step, though.


SilentKnight

Hmmm, and here I was thinking it was straight forward? forget the luver/h8er part, I work for adult.com as a designer. and, well, the rest is just sig. just to look nice.

i was offered the position once, but then didn't make it thru the interview process. sad story really. i won't bore you with details.

Maybe we will take him to some of the upcoming conventions. Depends on what he buys me for lunch

email? icq? phone?

ever consider being President?
that job should be vacant real soon!

buy spannow lunch, he knows all the sekretz

CHECK.

got one domain, 2 to go...

hmmmmm....

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right-o

i think you're leading me astray

Go away you don't want to be here

i would love to work with babes. tell me secrets!

So you are a designer for adult.com but dont know how to make money from the online adult biz?

and why would you say that, Mr. Sosa?

he designed the new toilet paper print adult.com has in their office :2 cents:

correct. i'm still a baby in the biz.

i guess you could compare me to the underpants gnomes

They look like South Park characters :upsidedow

are you ready to make cash ???

dont state that you are ready, stop bitching and get to work

Nah, I'll just take some soap.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Very good! :thumbsup

best of luck :thumbsup

step 1: underpants

step 2: ????

step 3: PROFIT!

Still jerking around ?

I can't reveal ALL the secrets...but I can let you in on two:

1. To meet the really gorgeous circuit model types...you have to smell like money.

2. To work with BBW's, you have to smell like chocolate.

Hello WillyFresh, good thing you decided to get in here for the biz. welcome to GFY

We are working on some Gay sites and need a good bottom and/or fluffer!

the money tree lost all its leaves in 98 sorry

you're at least 5 years too late

If you lack motivation and the ability to create, go get a job on an assembly line somewhere.. This place is for people who make their own destiny...