How to fuck some guys wife whenever you want.
 

OK fellas here it is for the next two hours I will be taking questions on how to screw a married woman. ( or one with a long term boyfriend)

I am a professional in this field and will be giving this game away for free tonight as a thank you to GFY for some of the information I jave learned so far.

so without futher delay

lets get right into it

The best place to find hitched chiks who want to spread for a stranger is at a couples club. Look for the couple where the guy almost refuses to leave her arm ( this is the easiest target)

the rest of this tutorial will continue when you guys ask questions

hmm well think i am all good on that info but thanks for the offer

no problem

the next target is friends and family get togethers as long as you look better then your buddy then chances are you can fuck his wife

the easiest way to get to this point is to just ask her right out when he goes to the bathroom

say "hey you know I have been wanting to fuck you forever" be sure to look her right in the eye

if she says nothing when he comes back congradulation :thumbsup you should be fucking your buddies wife in no time at all

professional???

Man I love people like this.

Sweeeet, I will try this! :stoned

I can't wait until you get hitched and a "professional" comes along... then we'll see how cool you think that game is...

man, whatever but i love your siggy

no bueno aqui

the next target is the bored housewife

now just like the desprate housewives show theese women are proably the easiest and most sought after

The best way to spot them is at grocery stores and the like during regular buisness hours. again eye contact is important here

here is a project and a strategy that has worked for me over 30 times

go to your favorite grocery store around 11-1PM on almost any day of the week be sure to wear colonge or some other stimuli

aproach the housewife (even if kids are present) and say

"you are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in my life" then slowly lick your lips while you stare right into her eyes

with any luck you will be fucking this housewife before her loser husband gets done molesting the baby sitter and no one will be the wiser

I would think a lot of webmasters are fat (no offence to anyone). It would just look stupid as hell if a fat person does that. :1orglaugh

buddy, please... you can't even grow facial hair yet.. good luck stealing someones wife :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


sorry, had to :winkwink:

So what happens when their husband comes home or finds out and confronts you and beats your ass to a pulp?

It was a joke! I dont want any lose pussy married women, you homo. :321GFY

what are the odds this guy has severe acne, and callouses on his palms?

I predict you will live a very short, pain filled life.

haha now here is where it gets fun.

a lot of theese husband types really love theese girls but 9 times out of 10 are lacking in one department or another.

I tend to try and stick to the insecure guys wives because they have accused her so many times of cheating that she becomes imune to it

I fuck her brains out

I have fucked wives in publix supermarket bathrooms as well as clubs and at a recent family reunion

now if the husband comes home then you more then likely have problems

next I will discuss ways to difuse and get out of such a situation

should the husband return home before you are done completely dicking down the love of his life...


just confront him right away say "dude do you know my wife kimberly" then pause.............

then say " I cant fuckin believe this and storm right past him then turn around and say dude stay the fuck away from my wife"

you see you have now put him into defense mode instead of attacking you he now has to defend himself

look at her and say lady im sorry to disturb you but please keep your husband away from my wife

then leave and dont look back

he want know what to do and she will call you as soon as he fires up his 1997 ford explorer the next day

go ahead go enjoy your self fuck her silly you worked hard for it

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That would be hard to say when he has his hand around your throat and squeezing the life out of you :winkwink:

Or when Johnny Shotgun blows his fucking brains out the back of his pretty boy skull :1orglaugh

I just hope you get a pro serial killer one day ... You guys are doing about the same kind of job ;) lol

at that point you must let him know that you dont do snuff and if he is serious then throw all morals out the door and blame her

thats right

save yourself, say she didnt tell you she had a husband and talked you into comin over and fucking her brains out

tell em youre really gay and was only trying to use her to get to him

if he realeses at all at this point you have a problem


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option two is never fuck the love of some guys life in his own home take her to the cheapest dirtest hotel in the sleaziest red light district you know
( married women love this)

or better yet take her to an adult cinemma and charge truckers to suck her toes

either way its a win win situation

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I gotta say though I have only had an altercation with a mad hubby once and she was able to convince him nothing happened

I looked right at him and said "dude I swear I did not fuck your wife"

while her juices were not even completely dry on my penor

Friends wives and family reunions.....

Even a dog is smart enough not to shit in its own yard.

It is easier to find some new ass than make a friend or find a new family.

i know, i was joking too.. homo :321GFY

no deiogo you got it all wrong.....

as long as you fuck the livin death outta her i mean jackrabbit get creative

lightly choke her while you pound away she will proably tell you she love you

and she does at that moment but just keep beating the meat curtains till they swell up

then put it in her ass and intentionally slip in just a little to far once or twice

when you are done she should be a heap of flesh balled up in the corner of the bed trying to catch her breath

thats when you go down on her

believe me she will never ever tell

remeber kids the only thing bad about hair pulling and choking is you never tried it

Mother fucker.....now I have found out the reason why they dont put any doors at the entrances to any of the new publix supermarkets bathrooms...... :Oh crap

No Man, you got it wrong....

Ass is ass, friends and family are golden.

Ass is free, friends and family are priceless.

You don't fuckup what is priceless.

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how do you diffuse such a situation?

sure you have.

yep thats right

and a word to the wise those employees NEVER WASH AFTER THEY GO I noticed that one day while I was katrina flood deep in some dudes lil pretty wife she said he wanted cigars and she had to go to publix anyway

she claimed to have never done such a thing but imediately gobbled up semen like she was the last contestant on fear factor

I think I might have gotten that one pregnant :error

so the bottom line to all this is..............


while you are up late on GFY....

while you are in vegas at internext............

while you are lusting after the chick you shooting on thursday...

while you are fishing with friends........

while you watch the game.....

when you go out to party..........


Dude

Pussyserver is proably fucking your wife

maybe you should call her..................I did

this thread is too classic to let die

wow im tired i been up all night fucking some guys wife

dude, what kind of of dumbass females are you targeting..

If you approached me with any of that bullshit you would probably get emasculated within minutes.

How many guys have I kicked in the balls for trying to get one up on my husband.. they are damn lucky I said nothing to him while they were present..they would have been hospitalized..and I dont need my man to go to jail cause some idiot thinks he has game..hahahahaha..

I am assuming this thread is a joke..cause its pretty fucking funny.