Does Your Cat Kick Ass?
 

I've known two cats that have my vote for 'Kick Ass'!

One was a tabby male that was so ruthless a mouser that mice used to hang out OUTSIDE his apartment until he left to go outside.

We used to always know when he was home with my pal who owned him and the store owner who lived downstairs used to love that cat cause he would fuck up some mice bad. The mice were there because there was a lot nearby with garbage. If you played with that cat you had to put on boxing gloves cause he would fuck you up. One day my pal was fussing with him and this cat grabbed his glove and latched onto the carpet and almost pulled his ass down to the floor. Amazing.

Another cat is a neighbor's cat here in California. I saw this cat jump six feet straight up in the air and snag a fucking bird from a fig tree and the bird was wrapped in the leaf like a damned taco. That shit was amazing! This cat is the terror of the neighborhood and he is BIG. He has kicked possums asses and big ass rats and even one day I went into my yard and saw a pile of feathers that looked like a new carpet had been layed down and in the middle was a fucking hawk that this cat had gotten hold of that morning and fucked it up. There were feathers EVERYWHERE. I didn't know a bird had that many feathers. I've seen some hawks and some are small and some big. This one was medium sized and young. No flaws except a broken neck and a missing head top.

Did you or do you own a cat that is a bad ass?

No, I really think my cat is a punce. He's afraid of everything that moves, and can't be in room alone.

single male + cat = gay

How old is it? I don't own one now but I've had a few cats growing up. All were tough asses. Especially in the country. Fucking cats in the country will take on anything. I didn't know the meaning of "Looked like something the cat dragged in" until we moved to the country. I went into the kitchen and saw this fragged up furry thing on the floor and the cat had dug up a groundhog and fucked it up and dragged it in the house. It was a small one but it took a lot to haul that thing in through the doggie door.

Yes I do. His name is Ralph and he is bad ass. He is a great hunter but his thing is people. He has attacked my nephew, my niece and a co-worker. They were bleeding every where. He comes up to you nice and sweet and wants to sniff ya out. Then if you stick your hand down and start to pet or play with him for some reason he gets aggravated and stands up on his back legs and starts biting the shit out of you at the same time he is screaming too. It's kinda creepy. He makes you bleed with his bites. I love him so much. But I did make him that way. I always taught him to fight and to fight on top.

He is not huge but he is mean. And he is my boy!

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sadly yes

This sound like my cat "Flash". He's 7. He's a major bad ass. (He's an Egyptian Mau). He's the only cat I know that's been pepper sprayed by a cop, but that's a LONG story.
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Geez! That's freakin' dangerous to have a cat like that. Lucky nobody sued you for it. Didn't the victims get upset?

It's a beautiful looking cat though.

That's a gorgeous lookin' cat! How old?

I am a single male who has a cat, likes girls and can kick your ass.

you silly goose that is so not true :rainfro :love2suck

She is 5 now and has an MBA.

Massive Bad Attitude :thumbsup

Sure you can, Mary. :winkwink:

single male + cat = gay

DITTO!

Yea that made sense LOL.

I have an outdoors cat (just during daylight hours). He is very large, confident, friendly cat. Since I am downtown, you don't see too many cats wandering around so everyone has noticed or played with him or he has followed them into their apartments for a visit...Sometimes he will lie on the busy sidewalk and make people/dogs/bikes...go around him. I live across the street from the ocean, so he likes eating seagulls.

Get a real fucking pet...like a dog.

My buddy had a lab that, if he got out, would chase down the cats and literally eat them. Nothing left of the pussy but the fur. Damn dog killed almost all the cats in the neighborhood.

My beloved cat is called Gollum. He has Down's syndrome, (yes cats can get it too), and an enlarged heart. :( Every day that I have him with me is a day that I'm happy. He's so sweet and stupid, poor guy. His tail ges out for about 3 inches before it curls in on itself in a big knot. That's the way he was laying in utero, and that's how he developed.

He's cuddly and loves me like nothing else. I am his personal human, though he likes to get attention from anyone and everyone. He sleeps with me, follows me around like a lost puppy, and when he meows at me, I swear to all that's holy he says, "Mom?"

Lemme get a couple of pics of him for posting purposes.

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Mean no, pimp yeah

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Cats are the best. This is my little devil Smokey. Last month he got 3 years old.

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Oh, a few years ago a guy moved in across the yard and had one of those pet bull mastiffs. The dog was cool and he would walk it around the neighborhood no prob. Then one day I heard alot of meowing and growling and an Armenian lady who lives next door started screaming and I bolted out the door and knew his dog had gotten hold of someone's cat. All the cats in the neighborhood visit everyone's house so I was worried. That dog literally tore the cat in half and was chewin on the ass end while the front end of the cat was still alive and was trying to crawl under a car!

That guy grabbed his dog and started kickin' it's ass but we said the dog was just being a dog and he should have had it leashed like he was supposed to.

Too many people in Hollywood walk their dogs without a leash and when the dog gets hit by a car or shot they act all stupid.

The other day some gang kid had a pit bull on a leash he couldn't control. He rolled up on me with that mutt and I told him in no uncertain terms to secure the animal. He said 'What?' to me and I went for my shit. He had no idea I was about to shoot the dog and beat his ass with the dog's carcass. He backed down and went down the street and when I was at class the cops who go there too asked me what was wrong and I told em' and they told me they had just arrested this dumb fuck before I arrived.

I grew up raising dogs and have fought off three at a time and I mean dobermans. If you're not trained don't try it and I was only 16 at the time. Nowadays I can break a dog in half.

I had a St. Bernard/Wolfhound that was HUGE and strong as a bull. We would wrestle alot and he was no-fucking-joke. We raised pits in Brooklyn a few years ago and that litter was champion material so I know what I'm doing with a pit or a mastif.

There are definitely some cats I would not mess with! Some get like 20lbs! Some rabbits get that big too and you do not wanna fight one. Rabbits can turn around in their skin and put more bites on you than a crackhead childhood friend.

I saw a rabbit fuck a dog up so bad they had to put the dog to sleep. The rabbit had latched onto the dog's snout and damn near bit it in half. The wound got infected so bad that the vet had no choices. That rabbit dragged that dog under a chicken coop and wouldn't let fucking go! They do like gators, they latch on and spin til they tear something off. Took two men to haul that rabbit out afterward.

here is my mean motherfucker

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WOW..

That cat is beautiful.

thanx bro.....

That cat is a masterpiece!

Look at that coat! You can tell right off the bat that you take excellent care of it. As a painter I can literally see how to paint that cat with oils or watercolor immediately.

How old is it?

NICE! That's a happy lookin' cat! You can also tell you take great care of it. Clean looking coat, bright eyes, clean nose.

do you feed it store food or your own mix or let it fend for itself with critters?

I'm fixin' to move back to the country and I'll be getting 2 or 3 cats as they get rid of pests.

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cool! this cat rocks :thumbsup

OMG. I literally just started to cry. :(

I live in an apartment at the 1st floor, so he can't go outside, but he can lay in the sun at the back. So he's an inside cat. I feed him special vet food, it's premium food.

http://www.vetstreamcanis.co.uk/corp...edigree/c0.htm

But mine is a special breed so if I would be able to let him out he would probably get stolen. :(

I am allergic to cat but those are just so cute. :)

how to get post counts... copy juicy and post pics.. here comes 5 of my cats.

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Gad I'm getting a Siamese for my next cat! That's so cool! My aunt had a siamese cat that was over 18 years old. It went blind but knew it's way around anyhow.

Any special care for that breed?

The pic of the kitten on the 'puter is just tooo cute :)

That cat is awesome! First thing that got me was the clean coat and look at those super developed and clean straight wiskers.

You can tell that cat is well cared for. Looks young though.