What's the first thing you do right after sex?
 

Some take a sigarette,
some go home to the wife and kids,
some unlock the office door,
some pay the girl and hotel room,
some wakeup wishing the dream would last forever,
some put the doll into the closet,
some come to gfy and brag about it (hey juicy, wasup?........ j/k)


I don't,
I tend to just lay there for a while and enjoy the "after sex satisfaction feeling"

So what's your thing right after you have taken your weener out for a walk in the park?

wash out the fleshlight of course

Sex? What? Where?

I go for kleenex.

Roll over and start snoring

Drink something, wait 5-10 minutes, and then go again

Wake up...

cuddle...

rinse my cock with listerine.

Pay the girl


























haha jk..have never paid for sex.

I ask her what time it is and ask her if she "remembers that thing I told you about earlier", "Yes" she replies, "Well I'm gonna be late so I gotta get going".

Think how i'am politely going to get the girl home and not sleep over.

check stats

Pick up the phone and call the wife.

:D

Eat and sleep, maybe a little :stoned:

I do the Macarena.

cry cuz i was just getting started :(

eating and sleeping is great! ;)

Same here. :)

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Ask her what her name is again and turn the lights back on ...... :thumbsup

smoke a blunt

Smoke a cig and clean up.

I rollover twice and wonder why I'm still on that bitch

I go an scrub my dick like no other, not sure why I started doing it, but every time after sex I go and clean up immediately.




and then I pay the girl!

I just go to sleep mostly.

Roll over to the dry spot

Check my e-mail.

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Put my toys away.

i tell your mom to get her nappy ass out of my car.

eating pringles :) this way i am sure she doesnt start kissing again < so i can sleep :)
http://www.pringles.com :)

Go to sleep...

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make room in the freezer.

piss ,water

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Give her a rag to mop up

log off of #cybersex

I get the hell out before she start asking questions about the future

Figure out how I'm going to get back down to the ground out of the 2nd story window. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh















LOL,

j/k

sometimes I:

jump up and go take a leak

go and brush my teeth

run and get something to get all that nasty cum of her body before she starts rolling aruond and gets it all over the bed....because I dont' want to have to sleep in it..

I've had alot of chicks like that. They don't care. You come on them and they'll just let that shit stay on em or get all over the sheets....weird....

I guess they are used to their shit leaking and getting all over the bedsheets anyways...whats a little more wet stuff added to the mix?