My Tits Won't Stop Growing!
 

Goddammit I'm 25 and my tits are still fucking growing. Not that I mind so much it's just that the underwire in my bra's keeps snapping in half, makes a loud pop and stings like a bitch.

In the last 3 months I've broken 4 bra's and not the cheap kind either. Victoria Secret bras run an average of 35$ each. So I go out and get a new one thinking oh they just shrunk or the wires broke in the wash and wouldn't you know it, my nipples keep popping right out of it! D-nial. Good bye C cup helloooooo D cup! Yeay!
Anyone want to volunteer to buy me some new bra's? hehe

Same with my belly, anybody wanna buy me some new Armani Jeans?

Gotta see the goods first. I never buy bras for unknown boobies...

Good point. Don't have any on hand but I'll see what I can dig up.

I'm 26 and my cock is still growing.
I'm kinda worried I need new pants.

Cyndalie, lets go shopping together

:1orglaugh

I tried putting fertilizer on my package but that didn't seem to work... maybe I need those penis pills... anyone got a refcode?

Yea lets see the bra bustin' boobs.

its easy - dont wear bras :1orglaugh

I knew someone was going to say that :)
Ever take a koosh ball by one of the loops and hang up on the wall on a tack or nail? After a few months that shit will be hanging down a foot. That is NOT happening to me!

I volunteer to walk around with you holding them up.

Yeah, that happends when you gain weight.:1orglaugh

Sheeit, if 5lbs results in going up a cup size bring on the brownies!

OR when you get pregnant...........

I never gained a lb, I only knew I was pregnant when my bras kept getting smaller and smaller................. :1orglaugh

*drooooooooool*

b-b-big b-b-booobs...*drool*


I weewy wike b-big b-boobs...

maybe you're pregnant

lol Cheshire its funny cause its true :1orglaugh

my girlfriend has had the same problem ever since she started swallowing :Graucho
i bet its the protein thats making her tits bigger!

Nope, not preggy. Been on the pill 8 years I'd know if something was up and just had a check up anyway. Not like it's happening all of a sudden either. I was a late bloomer. Maybe things are finally catching up with me!


http://intenseinternet.com/pics/cr.jpg

*Droooooool*

I saw this post and I had to read it. LOL

Late bloomer wow! Go Cyndee!

I'll keep my comments to myself.

Let's see the cleavage shots baby.



:thumbsup

Haha, sure Derek baby. You have to send me more pics of your cock first tho.

FiReC - I think you nailed that one on the head! LOL That concept would turn cosmetic surgeons into pimps!

We may need to see some more pics of this ?

Maybe not even topless just in a Bra...

YEa...*drool*...I'll post a pic of me half naked and *drool* you do the same...*drool*:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup





edited to add this...Jeez this biz has turned me into a drooling pervert...or at least a drooler...

http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~kor...se/fuckyou.jpg

I believe I just called your buff.
Your turn :winkwink:

Jason.

You're a sick, sick bastard!!!:(

ICK!

haha excellent cock you have there sir, what is all that skin engulfing it? does that cover up your herpes?

I believe that's what they call uncut...

Live and uncut baybee!
100% man here
MUAHAH!

Jason.

kmanrox, so you an afficianado of man meat? A purveyor of penis? A grader of gink? A judge of the jones? Never met a professional schwanz scorer before.... Do they have shows like Dog Shows where you parade it around and have the judges tug on it and check it's coat, etc.

B=====D *arf* *arf*

:disgust OMG, I think they just shrunk

No way...come on....at least a pic of you in a Bra...!!

She's JOSHing us... she's afraid to show the boobies.... I think she stole them from Wal-Mart

You ain't getting out of it that easy!
Now.. I'm off to bed.. I wanna see those knockers by the morning!
;)

Jason.

Hehe... she said 'Boobs' :Graucho

I like boobies alot... lol

soooooo......... Where's the pics?!

Haha, no fucking around. I don't keep seminude pics of myself at work (learned that one the hard way). I'll be by a bit later from home where I can put that digital cam to good use :thumbsup

Now your talking !!

Good Girl

yes i am a purveyor of fine meats everywhere.... theres nothin like 8 inches of pure power to chew on on a cold sunday morning, ya know?