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Juicy D. Links 09-12-2005 08:19 PM

Do you use public toilets if you have to take a dump?
 
I hover and hold my balls and shit so they dont hit anything

candyflip 09-12-2005 08:21 PM

Only in an extreme emergency.

And I always think of the scene from Trainspotting to convince myself it could be worse.

BoNgHiTtA 09-12-2005 08:21 PM

Gotta use the ass gasket, or at least a row of toilet paper on the seat. Also, pre poop inspection of the seat is a must. Don't want to sit in any ones puddles.

Spunky 09-12-2005 08:22 PM

I shit in the sink

SmokeyTheBear 09-12-2005 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I hover and hold my balls and shit so they dont hit anything

lol :1orglaugh http://com.webspacemania.com/smiley/

KMR Stitch 09-12-2005 08:23 PM

"Don't worry about whipeing the seat the crabs I got jump 50 feet"

bringer 09-12-2005 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
I shit in the sink

you dont live in stockton do you?

Juicy D. Links 09-12-2005 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear


I hate germs yo , i want to get like a travel size lysol if they make em and spray the crapper.

Juicy D. Links 09-12-2005 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
I shit in the sink

the sink prob has more germs n shit

MikeyFingaz 09-12-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
I shit in the sink


I didnt know anyone elso done that. thought i was the only one.

Odie 09-12-2005 08:28 PM

that's TOO MUCH INFORMATION JUICY!!!!!

Juicy D. Links 09-12-2005 08:31 PM

http://www.cleanseatuk.com/images/toilet2a.jpg

Juicy D. Links 09-12-2005 08:32 PM

the best crapper's and cleaniest were in toronto airport I took a good dump there

StatsJunky 09-12-2005 08:33 PM

I usually crap in the top of the tank. Tough to find the smell that way. :winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 09-12-2005 08:34 PM

the worst crappers are in JFK airport. Jesus man its gruesome

frankfortuna 09-12-2005 08:36 PM

I avoid them at all cost. I also refuse to evacuate in airplane lavatories.

bringer 09-12-2005 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
the worst crappers are in JFK airport. Jesus man its gruesome

kinda like this?
http://webpages.charter.net/jwsalzer...es/toilet2.jpg

Lance69 09-12-2005 08:53 PM

Seen worse in South Korea,
Damn I wish I was joking too, :Oh crap had the runs on top of that, with a door that didn't close all the way and it was right in line with the clubs main floor...Good times. :helpme

StickyGreen 09-12-2005 09:00 PM

i rarely do, but when i do i put down HELLA toilet paper to cover the seat...

KRL 09-12-2005 09:01 PM

fuck no.

Pete-KT 09-12-2005 09:03 PM

Fuck no unless its an emergency

Fred Quimby 09-12-2005 09:04 PM

Public Toilets are a great place to rub one out in a hurry

BigCashCrew Dude 09-12-2005 09:06 PM

i will poop anywhere

public restroom seats are more sterile than you think

phogirl69 09-12-2005 09:11 PM

No! I can barely pee let alone poop in a public restroom when there are
other people around. I could do it only if I am by myself with no chance of anyone walking in.

I am self-conscious and don't like people in the next stall listening to the sound of my pee or the sound of a poop hitting the bowl! Or what if I accidentally fart if I go!! lol Yea, I'm self conscious I can't "go" if there's people in there.

I'm a girl and in the girls bathroom there's always some girls putting on their makeup on FOR HOURS when I have to go, and it freaks me out, I don't want
them listening to me... Or they will walk in when I'm in the middle and then I can't complete the act!! :helpme

The Ghost 09-12-2005 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StatsJunky
I usually crap in the top of the tank. Tough to find the smell that way. :winkwink:

An upper decker? :1orglaugh

If you got to shit, you got to shit. There's places in other countries that don't give the benefit of a toilet seat cover or even toilet paper. Just drop it off, wash your ass and get out. I'd be curious as to the real ratios of disease from public bathrooms.

J$tyle$ 09-12-2005 09:19 PM

Public toilets are fucking disgusting.

PLUS I don't shit anywhere there are no "wipes" available. My ass is too sensitive for "public rest room grade toilet paper".

:1orglaugh

Vitasoy 09-12-2005 09:24 PM

I stand and angle myself... I do not site on those dirty seats.

fris 09-12-2005 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I hover and hold my balls and shit so they dont hit anything

i make sure i never flush and piss all over the walls, so the person making minimum wage that has to clean up the washroom has to earn every penny

Odie 09-12-2005 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
the best crapper's and cleaniest were in toronto airport I took a good dump there


glad to know you enjoyed the can here in the T.DOT! Japan and Korea have the cleanest crappers in the world! :)

Redrob 09-12-2005 09:28 PM

Living in Japan for a couple of years will teach you how to hit it using the "Bombsight Technique" LOL

Juicy D. Links 09-12-2005 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
fuck no.


what if its a Level 5 Poop Emergency?

KMR Stitch 09-12-2005 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
what if its a Level 5 Poop Emergency?

Then you drop Trow and Push it as hard as possible http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/streetshit.jpg

tony286 09-12-2005 09:45 PM

if I got to go bad enough I dont care.lol I learned a computer keyboard has more germs than a toilet seat. THe material that a toilet seat is made out of cools down quickly killing most bacteria.

NoWhErE 09-12-2005 09:50 PM

Just be a man and fucking use the toilet. Wipe it clean before and avoid all penis to ceramic contact.

phogirl69 09-12-2005 10:02 PM

I don't worry about the germs, but just can't go with other people around. I am suprirsed you guys can push it out with people in the next stall. I am too self conscious, I can't push with other people around.

Sosa 09-12-2005 10:05 PM

I def try not too.

MandyBlake 09-12-2005 10:06 PM

i'd rather use a public restroom than shit myself :)

je_rome 09-13-2005 02:53 AM

Depends if its clean but as much as possible I'd rather use the one in my office or at home.

woj 09-13-2005 02:55 AM

If you have to go, then you don't really have a choice, but I do my best to avoid public toilets...

bhutocracy 09-13-2005 02:59 AM

N-O. Only once in my entire life because of a stomach bug and even then i 'roo-ed it (think kangaroo - half standing no contact.) I don't touch the handle on the way out either.. about 50% of people don't wash their hands after wiping their ass and touching their cocks.


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