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Shaddam IV 09-10-2005 01:16 PM

Just kicked the shit out of my dog.
 
Fucker tried to grab my Prime Rib while I wasn't looking.

I didn't know dogs could fly.

Juicy D. Links 09-10-2005 01:24 PM

thats nothing , 2 years ago my puppy at the time took a shit on my leather seats of my benz so i pulled over and put him on the side of the LIE. Fucker showed up back home 2 days later.

~Ray 09-10-2005 01:29 PM

God loves people who are cruel to animals.. they keep his pot barreled stove burning.

loverboy 09-10-2005 01:31 PM

my pup is not to happy with this thread

:smokin

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1.../dog_angry.jpg

Babagirls 09-10-2005 01:31 PM

what nice dog owners we have here :eek7

pornstar2pac 09-10-2005 01:32 PM

dogs are cool. real tough beating up a dog

Nightwind 09-10-2005 01:36 PM

You must feel like a real man now.

Dukes 09-10-2005 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
thats nothing , 2 years ago my puppy at the time took a shit on my leather seats of my benz so i pulled over and put him on the side of the LIE. Fucker showed up back home 2 days later.

Haha for sure, Ramona's stepfather left there childhood dog in a park about 35 miles away, son of a bitch showed up at 2am 3 weeks later :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I laughed in his face!

Damian_Maxcash 09-10-2005 01:41 PM

I doubt hes kicked shit out of anything in his life....

And his mum wont let him have a dog... Thats why hes so pissed.

Another stupid whore.... just what we need :(

MikeyFingaz 09-10-2005 01:47 PM

beating your dog. how nice. too bad you know nothing about training a dog. A dog is going to take your food unless it recognizes you as the dominant pack leader. And beating or hitting your dog doesnt teach him this. A dog doesnt understsand hitting. When your dog does something wrong, you need to grab him, throw him down on his back and hold him there. This is a universally submissive position for a dog to be in. when the dog stops fighting you and looks away, you may let him up. That will be your signal that the dog has recognized you as the dominant pack leader. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HURTIN IT WHEN YOU DO THIS. YOU cant blame the dog for doing what it did. It was only acting as its survival instincts told it to. ACTUALLY, it's your fault for not knowing how to properly train your dog........ nice move.

~Ray 09-10-2005 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
beating your dog. how nice. too bad you know nothing about training a dog. A dog is going to take your food unless it recognizes you as the dominant pack leader. And beating or hitting your dog doesnt teach him this. A dog doesnt understsand hitting. When your dog does something wrong, you need to grab him, throw him down on his back and hold him there. This is a universally submissive position for a dog to be in. when the dog stops fighting you and looks away, you may let him up. That will be your signal that the dog has recognized you as the dominant pack leader. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HURTIN IT WHEN YOU DO THIS. YOU cant blame the dog for doing what it did. It was only acting as its survival instincts told it to. ACTUALLY, it's your fault for not knowing how to properly train your dog........ nice move.


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Shaddam IV 09-10-2005 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
beating your dog. how nice. too bad you know nothing about training a dog. A dog is going to take your food unless it recognizes you as the dominant pack leader. And beating or hitting your dog doesnt teach him this. A dog doesnt understsand hitting. When your dog does something wrong, you need to grab him, throw him down on his back and hold him there. This is a universally submissive position for a dog to be in. when the dog stops fighting you and looks away, you may let him up. That will be your signal that the dog has recognized you as the dominant pack leader. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HURTIN IT WHEN YOU DO THIS. YOU cant blame the dog for doing what it did. It was only acting as its survival instincts told it to. ACTUALLY, it's your fault for not knowing how to properly train your dog........ nice move.

Fuck off. If the animal tried stealing from the table it's got to learn the prime directive of being an animal. That is one step away from attacking some kid on the street.

mortenb 09-10-2005 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
Fucker tried to grab my Prime Rib while I wasn't looking.

I didn't know dogs could fly.

idiot...

Shaddam IV 09-10-2005 01:53 PM

Besides.. she's behaving herself now.

Won't come out from under the couch.

MikeyFingaz 09-10-2005 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
Fuck off. If the animal tried stealing from the table it's got to learn the prime directive of being an animal. That is one step away from attacking some kid on the street.


NO, you fuck off.

1:the animal was not "stealing" how the fuck can an animal "steal"
2: the "prime directive" for an animal is survival.
3: it is not one step away from attacking a child. Big difference to eating and protecting itself.
4: nice to see your dumbass is so ignorant that you cant see the mistake you made once you were enlightened on what to do next time.
5: Please try what I suggested in the future, I gaurantee that your dog will behave better if you discipline him in this way, as oppose to hitting it.


Way to go scooter.....:thumbsup

dynastoned 09-10-2005 02:00 PM

hitting your dog when it does something like this is nothing worse then what would happen if he was in a pack of wild dogs and the dominant one bit the shit out of him for cutting in line for food.

i like your idea though mikey that would definately work also. :thumbsup

Ross 09-10-2005 02:02 PM

Ok everyone is jumping on this dudes back. If he means he beat the shit out the dog, like real bad then he's a cock. If he means he hit the dog on the nose or ass then why is that bad? Dogs need to know when they've done something wrong.

I hit my dog when he does bad stuff all the time.

MikeyFingaz 09-10-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
Besides.. she's behaving herself now.

Won't come out from under the couch.

Dont you realize that you arent showing the dog who is dominant. What you are doing teaches the dog fear. Fear is the #1 reason that a dog bites a human....... Hope your teaching methods dont come back to "bite you in the ass" lol.

But seriously, I would like to think you love your dog. I would imagine that you would feel bad if you hurt your dog, and your dog didnt know why you hurt it. Dogs are very loving animals. they want nothing more than to please their owner. What you did makes the dog feel unloved. It doesnt know what it did to be hurt by you. It may be hiding under the couch, but she still dont know what she did wrong. All she knows is that you hurt her, and she doesnt know why.

Ross 09-10-2005 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
beating your dog. how nice. too bad you know nothing about training a dog. A dog is going to take your food unless it recognizes you as the dominant pack leader. And beating or hitting your dog doesnt teach him this. A dog doesnt understsand hitting. When your dog does something wrong, you need to grab him, throw him down on his back and hold him there. This is a universally submissive position for a dog to be in. when the dog stops fighting you and looks away, you may let him up. That will be your signal that the dog has recognized you as the dominant pack leader. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HURTIN IT WHEN YOU DO THIS. YOU cant blame the dog for doing what it did. It was only acting as its survival instincts told it to. ACTUALLY, it's your fault for not knowing how to properly train your dog........ nice move.

Ya know what? I just paid $500 for some woman to come to my house next week to teach me how to get my dog in line and I bet any money on it she says something like this. Good fucking post man. I'm gonna try that before she comes!

EroticySteve 09-10-2005 02:05 PM

There is nothing about that even being remotely funny. Kick a dog? For shame.

Damian_Maxcash 09-10-2005 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
NO, you fuck off.

1:the animal was not "stealing" how the fuck can an animal "steal"
2: the "prime directive" for an animal is survival.
3: it is not one step away from attacking a child. Big difference to eating and protecting itself.
4: nice to see your dumbass is so ignorant that you cant see the mistake you made once you were enlightened on what to do next time.
5: Please try what I suggested in the future, I gaurantee that your dog will behave better if you discipline him in this way, as oppose to hitting it.


Way to go scooter.....:thumbsup

The guys being a troll..... he hasnt kicked anything.

At least when p1mpdog does this he is trying to sell something.

This guy is so sad he does it because he thinks he looks cool - tragic. Dont get agry with him, feel sorry for him.

strats 09-10-2005 02:07 PM

shock collar?

MikeyFingaz 09-10-2005 02:07 PM

To dynastones and ross.... Please understand that a dog DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF HITTING OR SMACKING. I'm not trying to pick a fight. When the dog reacts to hitting by cowering down to you, all you aredoing is showing the dog that will hurt it sometimes. But the dog doesnt know why you hurt it. I agree that lightly smacking a dog doesnt constitute abuse. Just like there is a difference in spanking your child, and beating your child. What i am saying is that you gotta know how to punish the dog in a way that it understands.... Do this, and you will have an amazingly obedient dog in no time.... trust me. please, for the dogs sake.

jojojo 09-10-2005 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross
Ok everyone is jumping on this dudes back. If he means he beat the shit out the dog, like real bad then he's a cock. If he means he hit the dog on the nose or ass then why is that bad? Dogs need to know when they've done something wrong.

I hit my dog when he does bad stuff all the time.

:O never hit your dog ever. Mikey knows what he is talking about :thumbsup

just say no to trolls.

dynastoned 09-10-2005 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
Dont you realize that you arent showing the dog who is dominant. What you are doing teaches the dog fear. Fear is the #1 reason that a dog bites a human....... Hope your teaching methods dont come back to "bite you in the ass" lol.

But seriously, I would like to think you love your dog. I would imagine that you would feel bad if you hurt your dog, and your dog didnt know why you hurt it. Dogs are very loving animals. they want nothing more than to please their owner. What you did makes the dog feel unloved. It doesnt know what it did to be hurt by you. It may be hiding under the couch, but she still dont know what she did wrong. All she knows is that you hurt her, and she doesnt know why.

mikey i find that hard to believe that she doesn't know what she did wrong. like the example i made before in a pack of wild dogs the alpha male gets to eat first and the others wait. the way they prove they are the alpha male is when situations like this happen and the alpha male shows he is superior by fighting the other dog until it gives up.

i agree throwing him on his back and staring him into his eyes until he submits also works. but doesn't that instill fear also? because basicly what your showing him is that your more powerful and not to be fucked with. same result just different action, right?

Ross 09-10-2005 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
To dynastones and ross.... Please understand that a dog DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF HITTING OR SMACKING. I'm not trying to pick a fight. When the dog reacts to hitting by cowering down to you, all you aredoing is showing the dog that will hurt it sometimes. But the dog doesnt know why you hurt it. I agree that lightly smacking a dog doesnt constitute abuse. Just like there is a difference in spanking your child, and beating your child. What i am saying is that you gotta know how to punish the dog in a way that it understands.... Do this, and you will have an amazingly obedient dog in no time.... trust me. please, for the dogs sake.

When I go out and leave my dog alone, he is destructive. Goes into bedrooms and eats shit, tears it up. When I come home, he cowers as soon as I walk in the door. I take him to what he's destroyed, yell "Who done this" and then hit him (not smash him, just hit him on the rear leg) I believe he knows why he is being hurt. But then again, he keeps doing it so maybe not.

This is why I have this woman coming, to stop all this shit. He's cost me an easy $1500 this summer in shit he's destroyed. Mainly bed clothing, my shoes and trainers and stuff like that. But I'm gonna talk to her about what you said. This woman is fully qualified in this shit, she works miracles so I'm told. I got references and some of the things some people told me would make my dog look like an angel.

MikeyFingaz 09-10-2005 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
mikey i find that hard to believe that she doesn't know what she did wrong. like the example i made before in a pack of wild dogs the alpha male gets to eat first and the others wait. the way they prove they are the alpha male is when situations like this happen and the alpha male shows he is superior by fighting the other dog until it gives up.

i agree throwing him on his back and staring him into his eyes until he submits also works. but doesn't that instill fear also? because basicly what your showing him is that your more powerful and not to be fucked with. same result just different action, right?

The problem is that he hasnt properly shown the dog in a way the dog UNDERSTANDS that he is dominant over the dog. If he had done it right in the beginning, he wouldnt have this problem now. Yes, the dog will do things likew this to test who's dominant from time to time. understand that a dog is a pack animal like you pointed out. Yet even in a pack where the alpha dog chain has been clearly established, a dog will test its place in the pack from time to time. It's how the hierarchy works. The dog will be afaid if you hit it, but it still wont really recognize you as dominant. ONLY, the method of rolling it onto its back and holding it there TRULY teaches the dog who is boss. and you dont really hurt the dog when you do it this way. :thumbsup

Ross 09-10-2005 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
because basicly what your showing him is that your more powerful and not to be fucked with. same result just different action, right?

You think putting a dog on its back shows you are more powerful than it? My dog is a Golden Labrador, he's a big fucking boy and I can pin him down. But when I have him on walks, and someone he really likes yells on him he drags me across the street. I'm not small guy either. 6 feet tall and around 190lbs. Not saying this theory won't work, just saying that to me its not all about being able to pin him or show him you are stronger. Its about respecting your owner.

MrPinks 09-10-2005 02:19 PM

:action-sm
:ak47: People who commit animal cruelty

MikeyFingaz 09-10-2005 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross
You think putting a dog on its back shows you are more powerful than it? My dog is a Golden Labrador, he's a big fucking boy and I can pin him down. But when I have him on walks, and someone he really likes yells on him he drags me across the street. I'm not small guy either. 6 feet tall and around 190lbs. Not saying this theory won't work, just saying that to me its not all about being able to pin him or show him you are stronger. Its about respecting your owner.

He may know that you are dominant, but he might not understand that you dont want him pulling you down the street. There are lots and lots of really good sites about this kinda stuff.

assmunk 09-10-2005 02:24 PM

you beat up your dogs because you have no ability to TRAIN them????
I'm sorry, but you guys are acting like superficial morons....

Shaddam: "Prime Rib"
Juicy: "Benz"

Train the fucking dog, don't be such a superficial pussy...either teach them not to, or don't own a fucking dog. get a book on the subject, or get your dog into school.

tranza 09-10-2005 02:26 PM

Beating up a dog.... what an idiot you are.

Thumbking 09-10-2005 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loverboy
my pup is not to happy with this thread

:smokin

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1.../dog_angry.jpg


that picture is pricless :thumbsup

tony286 09-10-2005 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by assmunk
you beat up your dogs because you have no ability to TRAIN them????
I'm sorry, but you guys are acting like superficial morons....

Shaddam: "Prime Rib"
Juicy: "Benz"

Train the fucking dog, don't be such a superficial pussy...either teach them not to, or don't own a fucking dog. get a book on the subject, or get your dog into school.

thank you dog knows no better and what a fucked up thing to do leave your dog on the LIE.

Shaddam IV 09-10-2005 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
Beating up a dog.... what an idiot you are.

I WILL NOT BE RULED BY DOG OVERLORDS !

Shaddam IV 09-10-2005 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
Dont you realize that you arent showing the dog who is dominant. What you are doing teaches the dog fear. Fear is the #1 reason that a dog bites a human....... Hope your teaching methods dont come back to "bite you in the ass" lol.

But seriously, I would like to think you love your dog. I would imagine that you would feel bad if you hurt your dog, and your dog didnt know why you hurt it. Dogs are very loving animals. they want nothing more than to please their owner. What you did makes the dog feel unloved. It doesnt know what it did to be hurt by you. It may be hiding under the couch, but she still dont know what she did wrong. All she knows is that you hurt her, and she doesnt know why.

It's not abuse, she asked for it.

Damian_Maxcash 09-10-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
I WILL NOT BE RULED BY DOG OVERLORDS !

When you speak I keep thinking of the guy in this pic with the facial hair.

http://www.myhotblog.com/geeks.jpg

You just know that when he goes home at night (alone) he kicks his dog as well.

Shaddam IV 09-10-2005 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
When you speak I keep thinking of the guy in this pic with the facial hair.

http://www.myhotblog.com/geeks.jpg

You just know that when he goes home at night (alone) he kicks his dog as well.

stop projecting you gay fantasies onto me, homo.

toddler 09-10-2005 03:19 PM

what a bunch of clowns. Animal abuse is about as low as you can get.

assmunk 09-10-2005 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
stop projecting you gay fantasies onto me, homo.

i wish the gfy donkey awards were still active....id give it to Shaddam....your posts make it very clear to me you're an assclown.

damian: its probably him on the pic....


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