Classic Micheal Moore Letter To the Monkey Bush
 

Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore

Classic

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Hahahaha ... beautiful!

ps
quit now and save us the time + money of kicking you the fuck out of office

Its a Rhwanda situation. What are blacks gonna do, not vote republican lol.

so????

I just got up and hadn't see it, because I do not subscribe, amazingly to you, to his newsletter ...

gee wiz does he make a lot of stong points. almost makes me dislike bush :1orglaugh

may him and cheney rot in hell.

i dont like that attack on bush.. i think its a cheap shot

well to be fair.

it IS DAY 5 and Bush is still saying

"tons of food on the way."

Day 5 and still just promises.

you would think the United States of America could get help faster than this.

too little too late.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/02/katrina.impact/
http://www.nola.com/newsflash/nation...list=hurricane

your poor " teflon " president ...

Well, it seems he will now be the " velcro " president ...

Tell me one thing, what would it take for you not to support your president ???

Over 10,000 deads .. No, 100 000 ... no point, your are fucking clogged .... stay the course ...

Bush DIRECTLY cut levee funds.

Specifically cut funds that were related to WHERE THE BREACH occured at 17th.

accept the facts

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/ea..._id=1001051313

I bet he never read the letter...I wish I had Moore's writting skills but more important his balls. (WNL) :2 cents:

typical Moore style, nice read.

he's pretty harsh

i fucking love it!!! bush is a category 5 presidential disaster.

i call bush Mr IRAQ DEMOCRACY IRAQ 9-11 IRAQ IRAQ IRAQ IRAQ

i saw his coverage when he was talkingt about the hurricane. he talked about it for 2 minutes and then.....he started talking about fucking IRAQ!

Moore just hit the nail on the head.

Bush Deserves it.

and if that fat fuck hadnt eaten all the food, we might be able to send some aid down there...

so they definately would have held?? Proove it mofo

HAhahah... good one! hahahaha :321GFY

hey nice one!...

replying to a letter full of valid points (that most people would agree with in this case even if they don't agree with moore usually) by commenting on the weight of the guy who wrote the letter!... you really showed him...

if you cant take the piss out of fat people, who can you take the piss out of. I hate that guy, he profits off other peoples misery, then accuses others of doing just that (bush, iraq, oil)

Evan

there is dick all bush can do about this. They send in rescue and aid, they get shot at. The mayor tells everyone to leave, they dont....Bush could have sucked in and blown the hurricane out to sea i guess....

You'll figure it out, possibly.

I bet all those New Orleans who voted for Bush are feelin pretty fuckin shitty right about now.

Bush deserves this but my question is what is Micheal Moore doing about it besides writting letters. He has money, much of it made off the pain of others, and what is he doing? Its easy to write a letter but it hard to actually do something. He talks the talk now he needs to walk it.

I doubt Bush cares... :2 cents:

???

He made money off the pain of others ??? What did he do ??? Sell slaves ????

So you think Michael Moore should take over ??? Couldn't be worse than now ...

Big Part of 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Profit Goes to Charity

Amazing how mis or nun-informed people are ....

And since when is it a shame to be successfull in America .,... How much the Bush's are giving ???? They profit directly them ...

Not defending Bush, so I won?t even answer that, I was merely pointing out that Moore is not as holy as one may think. He raped (not literally) the victims of Columbine. He even charged them to watch its premier (which he held for them and charged them?). He used many of them for his personal gain and gave back nothing...... That article says nothing about Michael Moore donating, just his investors. That is not his doing.

"One wild card is how much Mr. Moore himself will make via his own profit participation in the movie, which people close to the matter describe as generous. That amountwill be deducted from the take before the Weinsteins and the charities divvy up the rest. Mr. Moore's Los Angeles agent, Ari Emanuel, declined to discuss Mr. Moore's compensation but indicated it would be less than what the charities receive."

Dont give him the credit, Harvey and Bob Weinstein deserve that here they took the risk and gave the donation. I never said anything about the successful should be punished, I dont know where you got that. I just said if you are going to be so critical of others doings you better clean yourself. People who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones.

well im no expert but his films include a terrorist attack which killed a bunch of people and a school shooting...

Ev

C'mon, lets leave Rush Limbaugh out of it.

Moore is a idiot who may of well could of cost the dems the last election.

I view this as nothing more then a cheap shot.

If he is really so worried about this he would spend more time using his status and money finding ways to contribute to aid rather then using this as a excuse to direct the blame on his favorite person Bush.

I didn't expect Moore to say anything good about Bush did any of you?

Bush can get up and eat breakfast and Moore will point out that Bush is having extravagant feasts while others are starving.

you must be kidding ... or drunk .. or just plain stupid ...

Are you implying that Moore planed and executed the attack for the purpose of gain from his film ...

If not, then he did what FOX ( and others ) did: report the events ...

No wonder Bush got re-elected ...

Yes he did, look at every single "documentry" he has made. The man twists facts to gain viewers and profit from others pain. I personally cant wait until Bush is out of office, one of the reasons being I wont hear about Mr. Moore as much.

Every comment or criticism of Bush is a " cheap shot " for repoopblicans.

Great slide into personal attacks, that was necessary and speaks well of your character. Your opinion is just that, an opinioin like his.

I have a question for you. Do you believe all the "facts" in his movie are true or are some made for entertainment/profit?

You have a keyboard .... be my guess ... start typing:

lol, yes i believe that moore planned both events, where the hell did you get that from......

All im saying is, he can criticise other people all he wants, but if he does nothing, he isnt anyyyyy better.....infact hes worse, since hes sitting in his big mansion writing witty little pointless letters.