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squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 12:02 PM

Dont hire this SEO Jerk, jojojo
 
MJ: hi there
erin: hi
MJ: :o last time we talked you were asking me for some references so I typed them in here for you... but I think you fell asleep
erin: I did yes
MJ: did u ever contact those people?
erin: no I haven't but I have their IM written down.
MJ: ok so are you going to do that
erin: haha not right now. Im still researching SEO ideas and what's best for me
MJ: ?
MJ: how can u possible tell whats best for you?
erin: well its whatever I feel safe with and trustworthy.
MJ: you mean choosing an seo to hire etc?
erin: yes or doing it myself. Lots to learn as you know
MJ: it will take you 2 yrs to get up to speed.
erin: haha doubtful
MJ: well i mthe best seo in the game and the only one oyu can hire for this price who actually shows people top spots and has lots of references
erin: you're the best SEO? how could you make a claim like that?
MJ: best seo you can hire... show me another person with top spots for massive keywords that onyl charges $1k with references?
MJ: there are in fact no other seos in this business that can even show you examples
erin: that's the main reason why I'm not going to go with you for setting up my 4 sites. Full of BS and unprofessional like.
erin: being confident and cocky is ok but your outright arrogant
MJ: ???? I'm trying to sell myself here
MJ: Im the best person you can hire
MJ: there is no better place you can sepdn your money in seo right now
erin: your are not the best in the biz. and I dont feel safe giving you $900
MJ: wow
MJ: you didnt even contact any of my references...
MJ: and I am the best person overall package to hire
MJ: you can not find - top spots, cheap price, and references anywhere.
erin: I know of 2 people who will teach me using my own sites not stuff they've supposedly done for someone else
MJ: ?
MJ: teach you using your own sites?
MJ: supposedly? lol what an insult
MJ: I told you I would use your own sites and also have you register new domains
erin: yes build and SEO my own sites. I dont care what an SEO has done in the past I want to know what they can do for me now.
MJ: past? go search yahoo i got top spots NOW
MJ: um build and seo your sites was the plan...
erin: sorry I just dont get a professional and trustworthy feeling from you. Google is where the traffic is at. Yahoo is easy to get keyword rankings.
MJ: I have impeccable references and top spots?
erin: I checked and your sites wheren't ranked high in google or MSN
MJ: lol
MJ: thats right google takes 1yr to get into \
MJ: and who cares about msn lol
erin: I need real SEO across most SE
MJ: lol you need to make money bottom line
erin: well right there for someone to say who cares about msn is NOT someone I want to work with
MJ: you said if you made $500/mth you would be happy...
MJ: you have no idea what you are talking about.
MJ: and you are insulting so good luck - go waste your time and money somewhere else then
MJ: I dont know why you changed your mood all of a sudden
erin: your right that's why I'm picky about who I hire. I dont want to hire someone who is unprofessional
MJ: why didnt you just insult me the first time around
MJ: I was professional before and gave refernces and was nice
MJ: and now all of sudden im not professional
MJ: if you think someone is more professional than me doesnt mean you are going to do better with someone else
MJ: but i guess you have tim eand money to waste.
erin: and I didnt think you were someone I wanted to hire so I didnt contact you. Now you come after me looking for answers and I said I dont feel comfortable hiring you. Remember its biz not personal. Setup a phone number, website and a professional manner and maybe you'll get some biz.
MJ: lol noob
erin: no I dont have anyting to waste. Now I'm going to post all this on GFY so people dont hire someone like you. You lose!
MJ: lol
MJ: maybe you shouldnt go around insulting people you stupid noob
MJ: post whatever the hell you want
erin: maybe you should hire someone to teach your business ethics.
MJ: thanks for wasting my time
MJ: piker
erin: HAHAHAHA you're digging a bigger hole
MJ: ?? people dont care about this shit they care about getting results.
MJ: and they care about references and examples
erin: you got some to learn yourself.
MJ: yeah maybe you can teach me since you are so successful lol
erin: you think just anyone will throw $900 at you for 6 hours of "training" NOT
MJ: um yes lol
MJ: $900 is chump change to most people and they understand that top spots, exmaples, and references = :)
erin: as a matter of fact I am. I work for a great company and make more than I ever thought. Just trying to break into biz online to retire earlier. Im not going to do it with people like you.
MJ: "I work an office job and $900 take home is what I get when i work almost 2 week"
MJ: yeah you are ballin!
MJ: your loss.
erin: no my gain ow that I know NOT to hire you
MJ: nope
MJ: enjoy the rest of your shift lol
MJ: you could have learned everything and could be doing very well but I guess not
erin: You can make more working at McDonalds than that. Your problem is you believed it.
MJ: hmm yeah sure
MJ: lol
erin: Im not the one insulting people online lookin for a "chump" $900
MJ: yes you are lol
MJ: you insulted me by saying "people I have supposdely done work on"
erin: I dont know if its true. Its easy enough to make up a IM or email of someone else. You want to do real biz? start talking on the phone or making business trips. Then you'll get people's respect.
MJ: lol you are an idiot.
MJ: I told you to contact them
MJ: how can you sit there and say this retarded shit wiuthout ever contacting them
erin: yea through IM. IM is BS for a real business contact.
MJ: you think I can post "contact the onwer of triplexcash.com" if that was BS duhh
MJ: lol noob
MJ: why dont you post that noob statemtne on gfy
MJ: people do thousands of dollars of biz through ICQ everyday in our industry LOL
erin: maybe your industry not mine.
MJ: ive talked to maybe 10% of my clients on the phone before lol
MJ: exactly.
MJ: you dont know what you are talking about and you are insulting
erin: I have a marketing degree and MBA. I know exactly what I can and can't trust. You I can not! Good bye.
MJ: hahah you fucking noob
MJ: you got good judgement lol you are going places.
MJ: "I know exactly what I can and can't trust." hahahahha
MJ: yaaaaa okkk
MJ: thanks for wasting my time.
erin: I've gone places already and Im only 29. I'm just looking to start my own ventures and retire by 40.
MJ: lololl
MJ: hhaha
MJ: good luck lol!
erin: calling me a noob and acting childish like this you think people appreciate this?
MJ: like I fucking care now
MJ: you are insulting
MJ: insulting ass ignorant noob.
MJ: you wasted my time and pissed me off with your insults
MJ: what do you expect?
erin: maybe If I hired you from the start I would have learned something but knowing you are this type of person makes me glad I didnt. And now when people read this on GFY they'll know too.
MJ: hahah
MJ: I treated you very nice until you insulted me.
erin: I wasted your time through IM? I email and make phone calls and still IM. You need to learn manners and try multi taking.
erin: good bye

StuartD 08-30-2005 12:05 PM

Too much to read. Don't care anyway.

Does MJ = Michael Jackson?

squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 12:05 PM

Just wanted to warn people how full of BS this guy jojojo really is.

throwdown 08-30-2005 12:06 PM

i dont feel like reading a novel right now...

Jace 08-30-2005 12:06 PM

google takes 1 year to get into? hahaha

throwdown 08-30-2005 12:07 PM

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ghlight=jojojo

seems like people have had probs with him before:
http://www.gfy.com/search.php?searchid=118976

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:07 PM

if you read this shit you can see where she began to insult me and umm I don't think I was unprofessional before the point she said I was.

"supposedly did work for is pretty insulting" considering all the references I provided you that you never contacted.

squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 12:08 PM

It's business not personal. If saying "supposedly did work for" is insulting then you're in the wrong industry. Besides you were a jerk and I just dont trust you.

joshuawk 08-30-2005 12:09 PM

that is jojosizzle

what an entertaining read.

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squeezeboobs
It's business not personal. If saying "supposedly did work for" is insulting then you're in the wrong industry. Besides you were a jerk and I just dont trust you.

lol you never contacted any of my references. duhhhhhhhh

I have existing top spots and references of many past students and big clients like triplexcash.com

TheJimmy 08-30-2005 12:10 PM

The used car salesman of SEO, I love it...

high pressure SEO w00t w00t...

:thumbsup

Remember boys and girls it's ALL about the META TAGS BABEEEEEEEE, all about the ME-TA TA-AGGGGS...


but for real, he 'may' know what he's doing and have some SEO skills but from that interaction I'd say interpersonal communication skills have a bit of polishing to be done...

:)

squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 12:11 PM

Looks like you screwed with other people on this board too.

Hurts when you're outed as a bad person to do business with, doesn't it?

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheJimmy
The used car salesman of SEO, I love it...

high pressure SEO w00t w00t...

:thumbsup

Remember boys and girls it's ALL about the META TAGS BABEEEEEEEE, all about the ME-TA TA-AGGGGS...

../.,

stop giving away secrets! > < :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WiredGuy 08-30-2005 12:13 PM

I got to say, you did a good job in backing off once he proclaimed to be the best SEO out there. That's quite an aggressive pitch he went through as well, I can't see many people biting at that strategy if this is his normal routine to solicit clients. Good for you for seeing the warning signs and red flags Erin.
WG

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squeezeboobs
Looks like you screwed with other people on this board too.

Hurts when you're outed as a bad person to do business with, doesn't it?

I never screwed anyone :1orglaugh

and people are still hiring me.

Top existing spots, cheap price, and lots of references is all people need to see.

You are very new to this industry as you stated with your comments about nobody does biz and sends $$ over IM's...

People here on GFY can read thru the bullshit etc and determine the bottom line.

Cyndalie 08-30-2005 12:15 PM

LOL

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...:en&q=cyndalie

Googlism for: cyndalie
cyndalie is widely known as one of the best search engine marketers in the business

(If google says it it MUST be true)

We all have our victories in the SE's. It's a tough sell and just as much of a gamble for the SEO as it is the client. You guarantee to do your best with the knowledge you have. If a potential client does't trust it (and overstating your sucess is the path to doubting an seo) well, you can't help that client either way. Do your peace and part.

Brujah 08-30-2005 12:17 PM

He sure did beg for your business. A Top SEO would never have to. You'd have to beg him to take you on. :)

squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 12:17 PM

and now they're found that you eat, sleep and breathe BS.

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I got to say, you did a good job in backing off once he proclaimed to be the best SEO out there. That's quite an aggressive pitch he went through as well, I can't see many people biting at that strategy if this is his normal routine to solicit clients. Good for you for seeing the warning signs and red flags Erin.
WG

You just couldnt help yourself eh WG? You just had to jump into my thread withyour holier than thou bullshit?

When people are waivering I get aggressive. People need help making decisions, but most people who end up hiring me are already sold before I speak with them. I get tire kickers now and then who contact me on icq so if I am going to spend my time talking to them you better believe I want them as a client by the time we are done.

And btw WG I am the best SEO you can hire.

I am the only one that shows top results, has references, and a cheap price, and teaches people everything I know.

Show me a better "seo package" someone can hire??

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie
LOL

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...:en&q=cyndalie

Googlism for: cyndalie
cyndalie is widely known as one of the best search engine marketers in the business

(If google says it it MUST be true)

We all have our victories in the SE's. It's a tough sell and just as much of a gamble for the SEO as it is the client. You guarantee to do your best with the knowledge you have. If a potential client does't trust it (and overstating your sucess is the path to doubting an seo) well, you can't help that client either way. Do your peace and part.

ahh interesting read. Well I came from a very aggressive sales background so I do what I know.

WiredGuy 08-30-2005 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie
LOL

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...:en&q=cyndalie

Googlism for: cyndalie
cyndalie is widely known as one of the best search engine marketers in the business

(If google says it it MUST be true)

LOL, that's awesome! I love that quote :)
WG

WiredGuy 08-30-2005 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
You just had to jump into my thread withyour holier than thou bullshit?


How so? I simply pointed out when someone professes themselves as the best, they usually aren't. I for one would very rarely buy the services (SEO or otherwise) from a person who has this type of attitude.


Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
And btw WG I am the best SEO you can hire.

I am the only one that shows top results, has references, and a cheap price, and teaches people everything I know.

Show me a better "seo package" someone can hire??


I seriously doubt you are the best. I would recommend swami or xxxjay over you any day. And they both have references and the results to back it. They're not cheap, but there's a reason for that. They get outstanding results and are both worth the price.

WG

squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 12:26 PM

And swami or xxxjay probably wouldn't bad mouth me while trying to sell me their services.

jojojo=noob

Kevsh 08-30-2005 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squeezeboobs
MJ: and who cares about msn lol

Lost all credibility with a ridiculous statement like that. Absolutely, MSN is less important than Google right now for top spots ... but anyone with a brain knows Microsoft is getting serious about their MSN Search and those that "care" will be the ones getting bank.

:2 cents:

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:30 PM

Quote:

I seriously doubt you are the best. I would recommend swami or xxxjay over you any day. And they both have references and the results to back it. They're not cheap, but there's a reason for that. They get outstanding results and are both worth the price.
I have top results, references, and much cheaper price... I see that is being better.

You are so full of shit too. Most people I talk to want to know they are dealing with the best etc. People like confidence.

I won't be offering seo services for much longer because I won't need to so I really don't care.

see sig

Ninja Scripts 08-30-2005 12:32 PM

This guy has been hussling GFY for quite a long time. I can't believe people still fall for this crap.

squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 12:33 PM

your "confidence" is your downfall. You're too insulting and unprofessional to do any real work in any biz. All you can hope for is to scam someone who doesn't know.

Hell, look at your past here and that should speak enough.

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
Lost all credibility with a ridiculous statement like that. Absolutely, MSN is less important than Google right now for top spots ... but anyone with a brain knows Microsoft is getting serious about their MSN Search and those that "care" will be the ones getting bank.

:2 cents:

you will make more money focusing on yahoo and you will inevitably get results in msn from those efforts as well.

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
This guy has been hussling GFY for quite a long time. I can't believe people still fall for this crap.

are you retarded?

I have top spots and references?

How is that crap?

I just recently taught some people. If people want even more references.

Sigh my threads always bring out the ignorant comments.

squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 12:35 PM

Ohhhh now he's backtracking.

StuartD 08-30-2005 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
I have top spots and references?

Are you asking? :1orglaugh

Ninja Scripts 08-30-2005 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
are you retarded?

I have top spots and references?

How is that crap?

I just recently taught some people. If people want even more references.

Sigh my threads always bring out the ignorant comments.

I shit out more top spots in my last 1 day SEO campaign than you have linked to in all your spam threads combined. You are a failure at what you do so you pawned off your services to unsuspecting people. When that fell through you started selling advice instead of actually working on sites for people. What stage will you be at next month?

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
Are you asking? :1orglaugh

see sig :thumbsup

Hardlinks 08-30-2005 12:40 PM

While msn may have little adult search traffic right now, i would think you would want to be listed there.

I see the traffic grow EVERYDAY from msn top spots, they will be cranking out the searches at the same rate the other 2 big dogs are, and it will happen very soon.

WiredGuy 08-30-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
You are so full of shit too. Most people I talk to want to know they are dealing with the best etc. People like confidence.

I'm full of shit? I don't go around claiming I'm the best and you should work with me because I have references and I'm the cheapest there buddy. In fact, I'm quite the opposite of that. I don't think I'm the best, I rarely need references and I certainly bill out more than $1000.
WG

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
I shit out more top spots in my last 1 day SEO campaign than you have linked to in all your spam threads combined. You are a failure at what you do so you pawned off your services to unsuspecting people. When that fell through you started selling advice instead of actually working on sites for people. What stage will you be at next month?

:1orglaugh

Why would you call my threads spam? Thats what 99% of gfy is. Thats the point of it. Voluntary spam.

Secondly, I started offering teaching services because in the past people would pay me to do all the work on their sites and the 5% of my clients who did now do well got pissed so I realized people would get better value for their money if I taught them how to do it themselves and therefore they could work on 10 sites vs just 1 site so that way they ensure success.

I have taught many people from this board seo and they are all happy. Some of them have posted positive testimonials in my other threads but clearly people are too busy whoring their sigs to read that :2 cents:

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I'm full of shit? I don't go around claiming I'm the best and you should work with me because I have references and I'm the cheapest there buddy. In fact, I'm quite the opposite of that. I don't think I'm the best, I rarely need references and I certainly bill out more than $1000.
WG

Yeah man you are full of shit for saying you won't hire someone because they claim to offer the best services on the market - price performance etc...

im not talking about your mythical seo services.

squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
I shit out more top spots in my last 1 day SEO campaign than you have linked to in all your spam threads combined. You are a failure at what you do so you pawned off your services to unsuspecting people. When that fell through you started selling advice instead of actually working on sites for people. What stage will you be at next month?

unemployed?

fuzebox 08-30-2005 12:45 PM

From a consultants perspective, if a potential client told me they weren't going to higher me because they didn't believe my references or didn't trust me, I'd get pissed off pretty quickly as well.

jojojo 08-30-2005 12:46 PM

I teach people via 1-on-1 consulting everything I know about search engines and how they can get top ten SE rankings like these I have achieved:

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=ha...1&cop=&ei=UTF-8 simplyhandjobs.deluxepass.com/index-main.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=ad...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt adultgroove.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=po...1&cop=&ei=UTF-8 purepornvideos.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=se...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fr...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
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http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fu...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt fuckywood.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=xx...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt newxxxpictures.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=ho...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt readysexgo.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=bu...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt 995busty.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=bi...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt joggs.com
http://www.google.com/search?source...D:en&q=big+tits joggs.com

I do my teaching over a 6 hour period via phone, voip, or icq/msn/aim - after that I provide you with an attack plan on what to do next, what to build etc based on your existing sites you own and building new ones to target new keyphrases, and ONGOING support via phone, voip, IM's etc to proof things before you upload, answer questions etc etc. I also provide my students with a ton of PR trades to get their sites jumpstarted.

I teach whitehat, blackhat, and mainstream SEO... you learn the info and its up to you how much of it you decide to utilize. I will tell you what the OPTIMAL thing is you can do. If you want to work this 8hrs per day (or hire someone to) I can provide you with enough work to fill that time.

FAQ
----

Q. How much time does it take work on SEO for me to get anywhere?
A. 1hr per day and you can build yourself quite a large revenue stream.

Q. How long does it take before I notice results in the SE's?
A. Approx 60-90 days for a competitive term.

Q. What kind of technical knowledge do I need to do this?
A. Just basic understanding of html and the ability to make webpages.

Q. What about other expenses for SEO sites?
A. Your only expenses are domain registration and extremely cheap hosting. A cheap $35/mth hosting package is enough to sustain websites that can generate approx. $5k/mth in revenue.

Q. Do I need content etc to put on my SEO sites?
A. No. You can use 100% advertisements on your sites - there are no restrictions in that aspect. You have complete control to put what you want and change it anytime.

Q. Who are you?
A. My name is Mike and I live in Vancouver BC Canada. I have been involved in the adult industry since 2000. I have been offerring seo services for the last 2 years. I do all the seo work for triplexcash.com. I am responsible for many top ten rankings for clients (which you can see above) and I have taught a handful of people from this board SEO over the last few months since I began offering teaching services.

Q. Why is teaching better? Can't I just pay you to get my site ranked for me?
A. By learning how to do it yourself you are able to create 10+ sites for ranking. This way you are guaranteed success because you arent limited to having 1 site get ranked or not. The nature of the se's is that even if you do everything right only a fraction 50-75% of your sites will rank well. By working on multiple sites you ensure success.

Q. Isn't this kind of information available free on the internet?
A. Some of it is yes. If you want to spend a year reading through all the information out there and try and determine what is true and what works etc... then go through all the trial and error wihtout knowing any shortcuts etc - be my guest - most people's time is worth more than this headache. There is also a lot of information I teach that you can not find anywhere on the net for free. The same can be said about the adult industry in general... every aspect of the adult industry has tutorials and info out there readily available and yet 80% of webmasters don't make more than $2k/mth. Those other 20% know something you dont - they are working a different plan of attack then you are.

Q. I've tried my hand at seo. I've read everything I can find, I've made sites etc but I am having limited or no success but I'm not a noob that needs fundamentals explained to me... do you have a shorter more advanced teaching program.
A. Yes I offer a more advanced shorter lesson plan for people like this. Contact me for more info on this.

Q. What if the core fundamentals of how SE's rank sites changes drastically some day?
A. I will figure out how to get ranked and then pass that info along to all my students.

Q. If you are so good at seo - why offer these services at all - why not just make your own sites?
A. I used to do this - then I sold all my sites to a program owner I have been consulting and teaching as my primary income for the last several years. This takes up much of my time and I'm content with the lifestyle this gives me. I have started working on my own sites again after now having totally refined the seo process so once my own sites are up and ranked I will no longer be offering consutling/teaching services. So take advantage of this while its still available ;)

If you do not already have top ten rankings right now - you need my services.

I charge $1000 one time fee for my teaching services - however I have a 10% off special runnning until the end of august - so only $900.

I can accept payment via epassporte, wire, cert check.

If you have any questions, would like references from past students/clients, or are ready to get started please contact me at:

ICQ 333485092


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