The hot couple that lives behind me...
 

...are fighting like banshees tonight.

Holy shit.

I heard a car horn honking earlier (it's way after 1 am here), then some very loud talking.... then more insane horn honking.... so I leashed up Sully (my dog) and we headed out to the back yard to check things out.

I quickly discovered that there was something going on with the house behind me. Lights were on, there is a car parked in the back lane partially blocking it.... then a few minutes later I see her.... the wife..... running down the back lane half naked.... and she covertly sneaks into their back yard and into their house.

I hear insane yelling a few seconds later.... I mean insane. I thought one of them was killing the other one. We don't want that. I'm thinking at this point about calling the gestapo....... but I wait. I don't want to cause more harm than good here.... and I don't want to be one of those asshole nosey neighbors.

Then, after a good 10 minutes of insane yelling, she and he both come out the back of their house, both get into their respective cars, both still arguing with one another..... Me, I'm just over here in my own back yard minding my dog and quietly watching, and thinking these two shouldn't be driving.

He fires up his car.... she (crying) fires up hers..... but hers is the one blocking the back lane.... and she is blocking his car in..... I think she sat behind the wheel crying and just didn't let him get out.... and eventually he got out of his car and they both (in time) went back into their house.

At the moment things are quiet, so I'll point out that he's a French guy, a postal worker,... she is a French woman... housewife... both are in their early 30's, typical middle class family with two teenage kids.

The wife is a hot hot HOT brunette..... and up until tonight (they've been my neighbours for over 10 years now) I have not noticed any kind of fighting going on.

This is trouble in paradise, definitely.

I'm not used to this sort of shit. I don't live in a trailer park by any stretch..... most of my neighbors are elderly truth be told. I'm finding it tough to know when to call the cops and when to just let things ride...... but as they've quieted things down now I think I'll just wait and see what happens.

I'm glad I'm single though. At least for tonight. :D

why would you call them a "hot couple?" wouldn't that be implying that you think the guy is hot? lol...

cliff notes please

They're not "Hal & Tassy".... but they're both good looking people.

No, I'm not swinging both ways if that's where you're headed. They're just a younger good looking couple is all. If someone were to photograph them and post pics here, many would think they were "hot" is all.

(she's definitely hot)

Go away.

Come back when you learn to read 6 small paragraphs.

Twink. :D

I think CDsmith is comfortable enough in his own sexuality to admit when a woman is good looking, and with a good looking man too, without being 'gay'

Sorry to hear about the trouble in your neighbor's paradise, I hope they get things smoothed over soon!! I'm glad she didn't drive off & kept his car blocked in, she sounds not only hot, but smart as well! :)

They're really a good looking couple.

I have no problem with saying that.

As you shouldn't! :) I am most definitely not a lesbian, (sorry ladies) but it doesn't mean I'm unable to appreciate beauty amongst my own gender. :)

Seriously.... if she came knocking on my door tonight, I would fix her a drink and make room in my bed. Whups... I mean make room on the couch. :D

If he came knocking at my door, I would fix him a drink, talk to him for a bit, then send him on his way.

What I won't put up with is if I think either one of them is smacking around the other one. That's when I call the gestapo for sure. The violence shit doesn't fly with me.

i'm just fucken wit you man...

Understandable, I like that you said "if I think either one of them is smacking around the other one" --I agree 100% that the violence shit doesn't fly with me either, and I think far too many women abuse their husbands physically and then press charges when he finally gets fed up & smacks her one back.

You just described my girlfriend. She tries to whoop the fuck outta me and I'm the one who gets in trouble for restraining her by grabbing her arms and shit...

A typical early 30's couple does not have 2 Teenage kids :Oh crap

Ooh, this does not sound good.

dude, you need to dump this hothead and find a girlfriend who wants to be restrained in a good way. :D

Excuse me?

Math wasn't your strong suite eh?

He=35
she=34

Married out of high school

2 kids = 12 and 14

What's the problem?

Certain fuckers here will literally argue about anything.

:D

but the craziness is what makes these latina girls so hot in bed :winkwink:

Well then StickyGreen if you choose to stick around with it, you can't complain when she starts whooping the shit out of you.

Ding ding!

We have a winnah!!

i'm almost done with this one though...lol...

LOL With an attitude like that, it is probably no wonder she whoops the shit out of you--You probably deserve it!

fuck with them dude its cool :thumbsup

naw, she really is crazy though lol. especially when we drink...

Fuck.... it's all quiet over there now.

Should I egg their bedroom window? :D

Sounds like a winning combination, a disrespecting male, a crazy woman, and alcohol. Yup there's bound to be violence alright!

You really need to set up an infra-red webcam dude.

Seriously.

Thanks, but math was my best subject. Even won some Canadian wide awards, not that you care. First of all early 30's = 30-33, MID 30's = 34-36. Your "typical" couple in their early 30's with 2 teenage kids is really not typical. The average age to start having kids is not 20. I wasn't trying to pick a fight, however it looks like you were.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

its not over till its over dude :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fuck me pedantic or what?

Welcome to the millennium, the kids are popping out younger & younger these days. It must be nice to live in a mausoleum where nothing really progresses...

On a more respectful note, I wish people wouldn't have kids as young as they do, its leading to piss fucking poor parenting skills, because they -are- having kids younger & younger and the teenage pregnancy demographics reflect this. Its unfortunate, but it is turning "typical/average"

Fortunately for me I have not been raised in a city with such a low average age to have kids. Frankly it makes me sick. None of my friends have kids, and have no plans to do so either, not until they are done University and are well established that is. I believe the average age to have kids in my city is around 28-33.

guess at least you've got a hot neighbor.. she might just run to you anytime for help..

Well you know, that's the thinking... :D

That is fortunate indeed then, and you are lucky to live there. It doesn't mean it's the average across the world however. Doesn't mean it makes it right, because the young pregnancy's make me sick too. I have no plans on having kids anytime soon if at all ever... and I've lost far too many male friends to vile women who decide while they're still in the "lovestruck" first 6 months of a relationship that "He's the one" and purposely get knocked up. Fucking bitches.

Here's to hoping your city gets to maintain that status... :)

What you believe and what the actual average is.... is most likely vastly different.

Excuse me for being egocentric, but I would rather live in my bubble where women finish university, become well established, and then start a family, than live in some redneck town where young uneducated women are pushing out kids in their teens and early twenties. I am done talking about this, sorry to interupt your neighbour's thread for my rant about young girls getting pregnant.

that was a nce read.. cheers :)

Enjoy your bubble.


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Wupsy.

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