Racist / dirty jokes
 

lets hear em

what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

the black ones try and take your watch

Q: What do you call the first black Vice President?

A: A n1gger



Q: What do you call the first black man in space?









A: A n1gger

Priest and a rabbi are watching a Little League game. The priest says "I sure would like to fuck one of those little boys!"
"Out of what?", replied the rabbi.

Q: What happens when a Cuban gets a flat tire?

A: He drowns

Why did God give Mexicans noses?

So they have something to pick in the off season.

My favorites:

Q: What do you tell your wife when she comes to you with two black eyes?
A: Nuttin', I already told that bitch TWICE!

Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the battered wives shelter?
A: The fucking dishes, if she knows whats GOOD for her.

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!

What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'

What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!

What do you call a black man who flies an airplane for a living?









A pilot, you racist fucker!!!!

i think a lot of people know a lot of good ones but are afraid to post them in fear of being labelled a racist.. its all in good fun, i'm persian and i love hearing FOB jokes :1orglaugh

so don't hold back and share :thumbsup

what did the black kid get on his SAT's?











barbeque sauce

****WARNING!!! THESE ARE THE TWO MOST HORRIBLE JOKES I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE WAY I THINK OR FEEL, I AM MERELY A PORTAL.****



Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim

Q: What's the hardest part in eating a bald pussy?
A: Getting the diaper off

No lie, my friend once told the first one at someone's engagment party in front of the women! The room was dead silent.

:disgust

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A: A pizza can feed a family of 5.

I'm not racist, one of my best friends is black.

hahaha I love the save!

What do you call a nigga on a bike.
A THEIF!!!

hahahahahahahaha this one rocks

What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?


How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray!


What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?


What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence.



A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"


How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!



Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"


How do you fit three gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside-down!

What do you call a ship full of fags?
The navy! -


What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!


What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?

What does a black kid get for Xmas?





Your bike.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?




They're n1ggers.







Why can't Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read?




They're n1ggers.

What do you say to a Mexican in uniform?



Big Mac and a large coke, please.

What do you do when your tv gets up in the middle of the night and starts flying away?

"DROP IT NIGGA"

What did the Chinese couple name their mentally retarded baby?

Sum Ting Wong

What's six miles long and goes four miles per hour?

A Mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables.



What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?

I have no idea, but it can sure pick lettuce.

What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Puerto Rican?

A superintendent who thinks he owns the building.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Ain't really racism but funny.

classic :1orglaugh

Why dont blacks ski?

Thier lips explode at 20 thousand feet.

Why do blacks have wide brimmed hats?

It stops the birds shitting on thier lips.

lol! you guys are so mean! but i must admit they all made me laugh. lol

How do you keep negros out of your front yard?

You hang one in your back yard

What do you call a negro in a suit and tie?





Defendant.

what do you call a bus full of negro's going off a cliff?



A waste of a bus.

why do negros cry during sex?


The mace is burning their eyes.

What is a negro?

Proof that skunks screw monkeys

how do you stop a negro from drowning?


Take your foot off of his head

Why do negros always have sex on their minds?




Because of the Pubic hair on their heads.

Its a thin line.

sooo wrong.

u know u cracked up when reading those, comon....

Q. A n1gger and three monkeys are sitting in a tree....Whats the n1ggger?
A. Branch Manager

Q. What is the definition of confusion?
A. Father's Day in Harlem

Q. Why don't hahahahahahas and indians intermarry?
A. Because their kids would be too lazy to steal

Q. Whats the difference between a n1gger and a large pizza?
A. The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q. What do you call a thousand n1gger at the bottom of the sea?
A. good start.

Q. How do you starve a n1gger ?
A. Hide his welfare check under his workboots

Q. what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A. pizza don't scream when you put it in the oven

Q. How do you fit 6 million jews in a car?
A. 2 in front, 3 in back, and the rest in the ashtray

What do you call a hahahahahaha on water ski's?

A top water jig!!!