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Easton 08-03-2005 12:01 AM

WTF: can't buy toy guns anymore
 
what has this country come to, when you can't waltz into a Toy R Us and score a replica toy gun?

the guy i asked even said "nope, all we have are these weird alien things"

what the heck happened? we used to be able to get cap guns, starter pistols and all that good stuff back in the day... where is one supposed to get props for the girls to shove up their ass now?

liquidmoe 08-03-2005 12:05 AM

Use the real McCoy, you may want to unload it first though. :thumbsup

je_rome 08-03-2005 12:06 AM

too bad.. they don't know how to have fun!

Easton 08-03-2005 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidmoe
Use the real McCoy, you may want to unload it first though. :thumbsup

not sure how legal that is

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:07 AM

Uhm, dopers started using them to rob people and point at cops, so laws changed and things got a little better. Then of course the dopers and shit stains just started painting the orange barrel plugs black and the cycle continued. Thus you can no longer find those toys at your local Toys R Us in some states.

Sly 08-03-2005 12:07 AM

The only ones they have now are those stupid orange cap ones because kids were pointing them at people and it was causing troubles. I say we give the kids real guns instead.

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
not sure how legal that is

Err, what does legality have to do with it? You want to shove a gun in someones ass, what difference does it make if it is real or not?

Easton 08-03-2005 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed
Uhm, dopers started using them to rob people and point at cops, so laws changed and things got a little better. Then of course the dopers and shit stains just started painting the orange barrel plugs black and the cycle continued. Thus you can no longer find those toys at your local Toys R Us in some states.

yes apparently AZ is one of those sates... maybe i can get one off the web?

Sly 08-03-2005 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed
Uhm, dopers started using them to rob people and point at cops, so laws changed and things got a little better. Then of course the dopers and shit stains just started painting the orange barrel plugs black and the cycle continued. Thus you can no longer find those toys at your local Toys R Us in some states.

Just more proof that laws cannot and will not stop stupid people from being stupid.

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
yes apparently AZ is one of those sates... maybe i can get one off the web?

What kind are you looking for? Some are still available in Ohio, I will ship you some if we have them. :)

mardigras 08-03-2005 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly
I say we give the kids real guns instead.

Like they don't already have them :(

xenigo 08-03-2005 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
not sure how legal that is

Not illegal, but I wouldn't fuck around with a real gun up anyone's ass. Huge liability. I don't care who says it's not loaded.

Easton 08-03-2005 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed
Err, what does legality have to do with it? You want to shove a gun in someones ass, what difference does it make if it is real or not?

well you can stuff a plastic snake in a girls ass and it's not beastiality, for example... but if she plays with a real snake it is

besides i don't have a weapons permit

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly
Just more proof that laws cannot and will not stop stupid people from being stupid.

No doubt, but in AZ laws will keep a producer from putting a fake gun in someone's butt...lol

Easton 08-03-2005 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed
What kind are you looking for? Some are still available in Ohio, I will ship you some if we have them. :)

that would rock bro! anything you can get would be cool, as long as it doesn't look like something from Star Trek LOL

let me know and i'll paypal you :)

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton
well you can stuff a plastic snake in a girls ass and it's not beastiality, for example... but if she plays with a real snake it is

besides i don't have a weapons permit

Gotcha. What are you looking for exactly? Did you try KMart and WalMart? Geez, in their ads here they have air pistols that look just like the real thing in most cases.

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
that would rock bro! anything you can get would be cool, as long as it doesn't look like something from Star Trek LOL

let me know and i'll paypal you :)

Well.... Handgun, Uzi, MP5, grenade? You have to narrow it down a bit, this is Ohio remember...lol

georgeyw 08-03-2005 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidmoe
Use the real McCoy, you may want to unload it first though. :thumbsup

depends on the kid really

Easton 08-03-2005 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed
No doubt, but in AZ laws will keep a producer from putting a fake gun in someone's butt...lol

damn John McCain! LMFAO

Easton 08-03-2005 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed
Well.... Handgun, Uzi, MP5, grenade? You have to narrow it down a bit, this is Ohio remember...lol

god bless America :)

Warren 08-03-2005 12:17 AM

Dont do it Easton, let me know if you need $$$$$

Easton 08-03-2005 12:17 AM

newbreed, an Uzi or handgun would be ideal

Easton 08-03-2005 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by warren
Dont do it Easton, let me know if you need $$$$$

ROTF bro, thanks all the same! LOL

Sly 08-03-2005 12:19 AM

Rocket launchers up the ass sounds HOT!

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:22 AM

I bought 4 of these from KMart last year and my friends and I would have little bouts around the office. They also have models that look like Glocks and Sigs as I remember. The guns were around 35-40 bucks, the CO2 and ammo was another 30 bucks or so. You will not likely find anything like this at Toys-R-Us because of the liability. Try KMart or WalMart and if you don't find anything let me know and I will get you whatever from here.

http://www.daisy.com/shopping/custom...cat=259&page=1

Tip: Get the air-soft pellets, they hurt much less than the BB's...lol

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
newbreed, an Uzi or handgun would be ideal

OK, here we have Meijer, and I know they have MP5's and Uzis there.

Easton 08-03-2005 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed
I bought 4 of these from KMart last year and my friends and I would have little bouts around the office. They also have models that look like Glocks and Sigs as I remember. The guns were around 35-40 bucks, the CO2 and ammo was another 30 bucks or so. You will not likely find anything like this at Toys-R-Us because of the liability. Try KMart or WalMart and if you don't find anything let me know and I will get you whatever from here.

http://www.daisy.com/shopping/custom...cat=259&page=1

Tip: Get the air-soft pellets, they hurt much less than the BB's...lol

much appreciated, gonna try wal-mart and/or k-mart first but i'll have to venture down to south scottsdale for "those" kind of stores! LOL

Sly 08-03-2005 12:24 AM

NB I think he wants plastic guns, not the "toy" kind you're thinking of.

Easton 08-03-2005 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly
NB I think he wants plastic guns, not the "toy" kind you're thinking of.

yes exactly, i don't need a BB gun or air gun, simply a little toy beretta or something like we used to have as kids

don't kids play with those anymore?

pr0 08-03-2005 12:26 AM

Airsoft......

Easton 08-03-2005 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0
Airsoft......

dot com?

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
much appreciated, gonna try wal-mart and/or k-mart first but i'll have to venture down to south scottsdale for "those" kind of stores! LOL

Same here Bro, I would have to cross the tracks, but it's cool, I have roots there...lol

Easton 08-03-2005 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed
Same here Bro, I would have to cross the tracks, but it's cool, I have roots there...lol

christ have you seen the people that work at wal-mart? the only thing scarier is the people that shop there... LOL

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly
NB I think he wants plastic guns, not the "toy" kind you're thinking of.

Yeah but the ones that look real are very expensive and used for props and shit, it's cheaper to buy the air-soft ones at the store. Last I looked for dummy guns it was over $100.00. We used them for training when I was still active duty and they were not cheap.

Like this, but black...

http://www.galls.com/jpegs/131029.jpg

Easton 08-03-2005 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed
Yeah but the ones that look real are very expensive and used for props and shit, it's cheaper to buy the air-soft ones at the store. Last I looked for dummy guns it was over $100.00. We used them for training when I was still active duty and they were not cheap.

Like this, but black...

http://www.galls.com/jpegs/131029.jpg

ahhhhhhhhhh... i think i found a little slice of heaven!

http://www.toyarsenal.com/Merchant2/...ory_Co de=530

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
christ have you seen the people that work at wal-mart? the only thing scarier is the people that shop there... LOL

I don't look man, I am in and out when I have to be...lol They just built a 24 hour one like 4 blocks from my platte, and the only good thing is it's closer than Kroger for Cosmopolitan mix... :1orglaugh

PixeLs 08-03-2005 12:31 AM

Save your strenght on Barbie dolls people..lol

newbreed 08-03-2005 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
ahhhhhhhhhh... i think i found a little slice of heaven!

http://www.toyarsenal.com/Merchant2/...ory_Co de=530

I would jump on those, those prices are cheap man, some good deals there for what you need, and you would save on shipping from here.

Easton 08-03-2005 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed
I would jump on those, those prices are cheap man, some good deals there for what you need, and you would save on shipping from here.

agreed... i'll check with Holly and Alex to see what will go in their ass nice and smooth

also noticed this on the website: "We DO NOT ship Toy Weapons outside USA"

LOL... gotta keep the good stuff at home!

baddog 08-03-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton
not sure how legal that is


I think it is legal to unload a gun


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