Worst sex of my life, very bad experience.
 

I was having sexual relations with this girl named Jessica,
it was all going smoothly and it felt really good (no condom, like usual)

anyways, on one of my thrusts i pulled out too far. and i was drunk, so i grabbed my dick to 'guide' it back in. then i looked at my hand and it was covered in blood. i pulled my dick out and it look like straight gore -- it went limp almost instantly.

i then grabbed my beer and went for a swim in her pool.

end of story

you sensitive guy you lol

Dude, it was outside and the sun was coming down. Beautiful skies. It was romantic until her menstration killed it.

hah what a lame story

I don't like to fuck while my girl is on the rag. Dunno why, I'm not grossed by open wounds or blood..but somehow, menstruation blood on my cock sucks.

jeez - all it takes for you to have the worst sex of your life is the girl getting her period? *LOL*

and aren't you proud of pointing out you're having unprotected sex? is this supposed to impress us? having unprotected sex in a world where aids is no longer the worst thing you can get fucking - hep c is.

that's "the shocker" for guys.

well, unprotected sex feels a lot better. so i had to throw in my pleasure level to properly describe the situation

You know it's not good to have sex while the girl has her period...
Menstruation is a waste of the body...

Better Luck Next Time. Be sure next time you know when will be her period.

I didn't know, lol
and she was neglagent enough not to tell me

I found out the dirty way.

I don't mind it at all.

next have sex with a guy, they don't bleed

Well, that's gross. you could post your pic if you have boy. :p

That's true. My exgirlfriend use to trick me into fucking her in the ass when I was really fucking drunk. I like it, but I'm lazy so I hate cleaning off my dick afterwards. (even if there's no visible damage, you need to rinse, wash and clean cuz it's dirty)

thats gross.. :(

That's totally gross. She should have told you in the first place...

Why do you think I jumped in her pool with my dick covered in menstral blood? lol

Didnt you realize she was ragging from how bad it smelled when you were fucking her?

I was drunk and I don't have eyes on my testicles

No condom and and you got this chicks blood all over your dick?

Yep. AIDS is fun! :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

Dude, Aids is for gay people and heroin addicts

didnt you feel the extra lube? i dont mind sex when my girl is on her period, if it was some random bitch i would have been pissed.

right... chances of a straight male catching it from a girl is slim to none, still risky though.

Magic Johnson and Tommy Morrison are gay herion addicts?

so the thought of a little blood on your wee wee freaks you out so much that you jump into a pool of water and let that same blood go all over your body (hair, eyes, ears, mouth)

nice job Einstein

ever hear of a thing called a shower?

word has it in the gay circles that magic is bi. dont ask how i know :error :helpme

I think that assumes the girl isn't going to BLEED all over the guys dick. I would hazard a guess that that would increase the odds substantially.

lol yea quite possibly :)

A POOL contains chlorine which kills HIV and many other things.

Oh to be 15 again....

Move to British Columbia. Age of conscent is 14. Goof.

Ahh, so you're 14. I figured you were either 14 or 15 or mentally retarded, glad to see it wasnt the latter.

It took you long too come up with that insult, and it sucks.

All I can say is Go Fuck Yourself, LOL

You feel insulted because you're 14? Don't let it get to you man, we've all been there.

That dude who got fucked by a horse bled... and died.

Some dude got fucked by a horse??!!!

Yea or the other way around, can't recall lol... but considering he died and all. It was all over the news last week.

I can't see how it would be the other way around, unless the horse clenched really hard and ran away with his dick. LOL

ain;t nuthing better than the sensation a woman feels and reciprocates while fucking on the rag...all her senses are hightened in that time

i love it...you all are pussies