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dij 07-02-2005 01:44 AM

Who masturbates once a month?
 
Unfortunalty there are people like that.

He sayes, I fuck a chick once a month, and I ask what about between that time, and he replies NO, I don't masturbate. So I wonnna know if anyine here masturbates between sex, cause I do :)

AlexShark 07-02-2005 01:46 AM

Once a month? :1orglaugh

pr0 07-02-2005 01:47 AM

i even jerk off after sex

dij 07-02-2005 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
i even jerk off after sex


exactly
before and after!

It's just sad to see people who can think otherwise

Vitasoy 07-02-2005 02:31 AM

I don't even think that's possible!

Theo 07-02-2005 02:37 AM

its a sin,i dont do it

Fah King 07-02-2005 02:46 AM

masturbate and then bukaki the biatch.

body 07-02-2005 02:48 AM

at least 3 times a day. and than I have sex

Pim(P) 07-02-2005 02:49 AM

masturbation makes you blind! It's bad

swoop 07-02-2005 02:50 AM

think the average would have to be much higher than once a month

dij 07-02-2005 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swoop
think the average would have to be much higher than once a month

exactly my point
it kills me to see people 23 years old thinking like 14 years old.

"You will go to hell if you masturbate"

2257-Ben 07-02-2005 02:55 AM

95 % of you all do... and the other 5% are just liars...

dij 07-02-2005 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2257-Ben
95 % of you all do... and the other 5% are just liars...

lol. that's what i said to him, he still said no, then i just laughed my ass off.

megatgpdotnet 07-02-2005 03:39 AM

Sex is evil

2257-Ben 07-02-2005 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by megatgpdotnet
Sex is evil

Yeah... when you do it, you create lil' devils...

Antonio 07-02-2005 04:05 AM

I knew a guy that was masturbating only like once a week, but he's a Muslim and it had something to do with his religion (can't exactly remember what)

PenisFace 07-02-2005 04:45 AM

Once a day keeps the shakes and withdrawls away :winkwink:

nico-t 07-02-2005 05:29 AM

im specialized in playing the meat banjo

Godsmack 07-02-2005 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pim(P)
masturbation makes you blind! It's bad


Can you please use a much BIGGER font? i can hardly read.

xclusive 07-02-2005 06:26 AM

guess i'm going to hell as I jerk it a few times a day

mikeyddddd 07-02-2005 06:37 AM

Once a month I shoot tadpoles at the moon lefty, just to give the right hand man a break.

http://home.tiscali.be/cartoo/Nema4/sperm%20bank.jpg

mardigras 07-02-2005 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pim(P)
masturbation makes you blind! It's bad

Mariachi band playing where?

:upsidedow

loverboy 07-02-2005 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2257-Ben
95 % of you all do... and the other 5% are just liars...

Almost everyone masturbates, but all too few of us are willing to admit to enjoying this simple pleasure -- mostly because of the taboo against masturbation in our society, which has its roots in historical misconceptions that have survived to the present day.

Dalai lama 07-02-2005 09:11 AM

No not every month....












Just everyday

:winkwink:

loverboy 07-02-2005 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by megatgpdotnet
Sex is evil

what makes you say that? you mean to say you're an
product of a devil act?

:smokin

loverboy 07-02-2005 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
No not every month....












Just everyday

:winkwink:


Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. :thumbsup

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

:smokin

Agnosticism 07-02-2005 11:05 AM

If you jerk off once a month I recommend you do it more regularly. I think doctors assume that every male is a chronic masturbater so they don't tell you to do it more often. I used to do it about once a month and developed prostatis. If I go to long without spanking it my prostatis starts acting up. So to make a long story short. Spank more frequently, it's healthy for you.

Basic_man 07-02-2005 11:06 AM

My friends use to say he is a "sex bomb", fuckin' twice a day when he have a girlfriend. But when he left her, he said he never masturbate once in two months... I don't know why, but I smell a lie :P

Loryn 07-02-2005 11:09 AM

I am a 32 year old woman! I masturbate every morning! It's a great way to wake up and get the blood pumping. It definitely opens the eyes no matter how early I have to get up! :thumbsup

Bigfuck 07-02-2005 11:13 AM

Once a month?
more like morning lunch and then I have sex at night:)
and some times I take a quicky in the toilet but dont tell the boss

nexcom28 07-02-2005 12:33 PM

I have a friend who honestly never masturbates, he's like 30+ now. It's something to do with having no end product, if you know what I mean..
Anyway as far as I know he's never had any problems.

SGS 07-02-2005 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28
I have a friend who honestly never masturbates, he's like 30+ now. It's something to do with having no end product, if you know what I mean..
Anyway as far as I know he's never had any problems.

How do you know he never masturbates?

makefuckingmoney 07-02-2005 12:42 PM

this may be the shortest thread in gfy history

nexcom28 07-02-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

How do you know he never masturbates?
We had a lond discussion about it, he was worried he was some kind of freak for never wanking..

AkiraSS 07-02-2005 01:10 PM

Whack 2 times during the day, then have 2-3 times sex with the gf at night
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if I dont jerk off, being with the dirty bitch, I cant last more than 5 mins :)

JJ Gold 07-02-2005 01:17 PM

If people only masturbated once a month most of the people on this board would be broke.

Sly 07-02-2005 01:19 PM

Remember in high school and junior high everyone made fun of those who jerk off, haha. My oh my are kids silly.

Spunky 07-02-2005 01:20 PM

Once every other day

VeriSexy 07-03-2005 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dij
exactly
before and after!

It's just sad to see people who can think otherwise




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

VicD 07-03-2005 07:15 AM

every fucking day! :1orglaugh


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