Serena Williams is cummmmmming .....
 

... or at least she sounds like it when she hits the fucking tennis ball.

... the way she literally SCREAMS every single time she hits the damn ball ...

sounds like she's either getting fucked or stabbed to death.

Can't decide if I'm turned on or scared.

:helpme :winkwink:

Yeah, quite a few players do that. I have no idea why tho. Looks ands sounds stupid to me.

I don't know man, she is definitely the worst I've ever heard.

Fuck.

I want to turn it off but I can't.

:helpme

Sharapova has a great orgasmic scream when she hits the ball

:thumbsup :thumbsup

One more note on Serena, after she just made a point, she screams "You're Mine" ...

just embarrassing.

If you have to face her across the net, be afraid...be very afraid.

Although I imagine she could provide quite a workout in the sack too (she seems to date mostly athletes):

http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataima...naWilliams.jpg

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The commentators are starting to talk about her noises ... I think she is more out of control than normal today.

One of them just said "Oh now that's just rubbing it in ..."

after she made an insane animal noise upon scoring a point.

lolololol

Anyone else watching this?

Monica Seles started this trend. After her success, many coaches of young players told their players that to improve their concentration, timing and breathing when hitting shots, they should make a sound as their racquet made contact wih the ball.

It has become very exaggerated (and annoying). Every so often, their is talk of cracking down on it (since it provides a distraction to the oponnent), however nothing much has ever come of it except for a few points taken away here an there when it appears unsportsmanlike.

It appears to be mostly gamesmanship at the pro level.

I play competitive amateur tennis and it's always funny to see somebody that is unremarkable in their power grunt really loud as they strike the ball.

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Fuck Yeah, she just lost.

Thank God.

-p

Interesting, thanks for the info.

:2 cents:

she's hot :)

ADG WebDude is right - when it comes to grunting and noise Monica Seles started it all and ppl were bitching and complaining about her 10 years ago-its fucked up what that fan did to her

post her ass

to quote austin powers "THATS A MAN, BABY!"

those williams sisters are ugly as fuck.

I would be scared. the only thing that stops that photo from being a great one, is her face.

Thanks for the pic :thumbsup

She would rip your cock off at the roots with those thighs :helpme

fuck her! she ruined my combo, won ALL games except hers and she had 1.10

I'm guessing it's the same reason we were told to yell in Akito...it's a mental thing.

Oh, I never noticed that. I guess I just missed those moments..

Just tell us you never watched woman's tennis. :error

In many way's (except for raw power), women's professional tennis is more fun to watch than men's tennis, since there is a lot more finesse involved.

The women power players are changing that to some extent, but especially when you are playing on non-hard surfaces such as grass or clay, the matches are quite interesting and the competition is very intense.

It's too bad, but doubles tennis rarely gets the same media coverage as singles tennis, however in actuality more people play doubles tennis - it's a very different game that requires different skills, but at the amateur level can be every bit as exciting, if not more so, than singles tennis.

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Hate to burst your bubble, but grunting has been around since the 60's. When you reach a certain skill level, the effort expelled is amazingly high. Check out some old footage of Laver, McEnroe, Borg, etc... Hell.. Check out footage of Agassi when he was 16.

The excessive grunts were made popular by Monica...I will give you that.

For any athlete in almost any sport, there is a lot of grunting. It's just magnified on a tennis court because the audience is quiet. Have any of you ever heard a football field when there is no crowd to add noise? It sounds like a gigantic man orgy.

When I started playing at age 5, I was grunting. Not because of the popularity, but I had to put all my strength into swinging a midsize racket. Fast forward to my final year of Division 1 college tennis, and I was still grunting... It was just while I was serving 125 mph serves and dodging bullets served by 6 foot 6 Germans.

I love watching her play... Her grunts are great.

So what is your game like now Sherm?

What is your USTA rating?

I may have to challenge you at a future webmaster event, although you are in luck, since I have never had a serve approaching 125.

I let my wimpy second serve (a wild kick serve) do most of the talking, and since I mostly play doubles tennis, I can get away with it.

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she looks like a tranny

she's not really appealing to me. sorry folks
i think she should stick to tennis

:smokin

What is Akito?

You like trannies ??

I think it's self defense for people who can't spell aikido.

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Or never trained in it.

Funny, I don't remember too much yelling in Aikido, I guess I studied with quite Aikidoka for 2 years.

I watched a thing this weekend saying how it was very un-tennis-like and very unladylike to have this going on. They measured her sound and it equals a chainsaw!! A chainsaw!

I was trained to exhale with a 'kiyaaa" or whatever the hell you wanted, as long as you exhaled, when I was doing Aikijitsu. Aikido is an offshoot of Aikijitsu, so I dont think it is unusual for them to exhale. But, as with anything, it depends on who your teacher/instructor is, and what he believes in.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I just sent her an email:

"Serena, you are such a great tennis player, but it has become truly embarrassing to watch you play with all of the noises you make. Can't you please cool that down a little bit? It sounds like you are either having an orgasm or getting stabbed and it's just not pretty. Please, please stop. Thanks and keep up the (otherwise) good work. :)"


http://www.serenawilliams.com/feedback/default.sps

Exhale with a Kiyaaa. Ok.

You mean Aikido is an offshoot of Daito Ryu Aikijitsu, right?

Bleh

no offense or w/e but she looks like an ape, very unattractive

She has furious power

She is also damn hot :thumbsup