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lotusmike 06-24-2005 08:46 PM

Oh please, please can we come live in the USA?
 
We're desperately jealous of your shitty economy, your dumb drama queen president, your violent crime, your most hated nation status, your bogged down wars all over the world, your land snatching government, your freedom to get jailed for buring a flag, your swarms of Mexicans pouring over the border, your fat tummies and bottoms, your rising gas prices, your offshoring industries, your crooked corporations and their thieving bosses and your -vast- 200 year old culture. :thumbsup

chadglni 06-24-2005 08:50 PM

You're damn sure jealous of their message boards though aren't you.

Pipecrew 06-24-2005 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni
You're damn sure jealous of their message boards though aren't you.

hahahaha

The Truth Hurts 06-24-2005 08:51 PM

rent a troll must have had a special this week.

jollyperv 06-24-2005 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts
rent a troll must have had a special this week.

Looks like he's not smart enough to work the VB code, either

ronbotx 06-24-2005 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lotusmike
We're desperately jealous of your shitty economy, your dumb drama queen president, your violent crime, your most hated nation status, your bogged down wars all over the world, your land snatching government, your freedom to get jailed for buring a flag, your swarms of Mexicans pouring over the border, your fat tummies and bottoms, your rising gas prices, your offshoring industries, your crooked corporations and their thieving bosses and your -vast- 200 year old culture. :thumbsup

Says the pussy too too cowardly to identify his 3rd rate country of origin. Usually it takes a few more posts than 39 to develop into a full fledged
moron, but you're ahead of the curve

Fletch XXX 06-24-2005 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lotusmike
We're desperately jealous of your shitty economy, your dumb drama queen president, your violent crime, your most hated nation status, your bogged down wars all over the world, your land snatching government, your freedom to get jailed for buring a flag, your swarms of Mexicans pouring over the border, your fat tummies and bottoms, your rising gas prices, your offshoring industries, your crooked corporations and their thieving bosses and your -vast- 200 year old culture. :thumbsup

always demonstrating the fine capabilities of a good troll

http://www.rentatroll.com

Fletch XXX 06-24-2005 08:59 PM

america hating trolls are pretty 2002 though

lotusmike 06-24-2005 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronbotx
Says the pussy too too cowardly to identify his 3rd rate country of origin. Usually it takes a few more posts than 39 to develop into a full fledged
moron, but you're ahead of the curve

My preference is japan. For good reason. Chock full of beauty and innovation.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=269631
http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=269633
http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=269632
http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=269634
http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=269635

Pipecrew 06-24-2005 09:14 PM

I prefer the real thing

detoxed 06-24-2005 09:45 PM

What is "Mexicans"

GatorB 06-24-2005 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by lotusmike
your rising gas prices

Last time I checked $2.50 a gallon is still half of what most the Europe pays.

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your crooked corporations and their thieving bosses and your
Please the USA is the only country with crooked CEOs? Are you that stupid?

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vast- 200 year old culture. :thumbsup
Europeans began settling here over 500 years ago not 200 and there were people already here that were here for over 10,000 years. And what does the length of one history have to do with anything?

Alex 06-24-2005 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by detoxed
What is "Mexicans"

People in california that have the shitty jobs such as working at mcdonalds or picking up trash that get paid twice as much as a doctor in the country lotusmike is probably from.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-24-2005 09:57 PM

I would love to live in the USA and i think your statement is incorrect, so whatr is wrong with wanting to own the entire world, who wouldent like to own the entire world

Batts

lotusmike 06-24-2005 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by detoxed
What is "Mexicans"

Little brown people who like to dress up in grey and prove to be rather -spectacularly- unintelligent.

You see them herding around piss stains on random highways thinking it's an apparition of the virgin mary. :upsidedow

BradM 06-24-2005 11:53 PM

The US is the Rome, or the "light" of the world. It is the greatest nation on the planet. You can accept it, or move back to your shithole country.

Downtime 06-24-2005 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by detoxed
What is "Mexicans"

roll a quarter down the street, they'll come out of the woodwork

lotusmike 06-24-2005 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
The US is the Rome, or the "light" of the world. It is the greatest nation on the planet. You can accept it, or move back to your shithole country.

Well I guess. Travel abroad much? :2 cents:

Either way 2257: You = 0wned.

BradM 06-25-2005 12:00 AM

I've been up and down north america. Not bad for my age.

CheeseFrog 06-25-2005 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotusmike
We're desperately jealous of your shitty economy, your dumb drama queen president, your violent crime, your most hated nation status, your bogged down wars all over the world, your land snatching government, your freedom to get jailed for buring a flag, your swarms of Mexicans pouring over the border, your fat tummies and bottoms, your rising gas prices, your offshoring industries, your crooked corporations and their thieving bosses and your -vast- 200 year old culture. :thumbsup

But if you're a black woman, at least you can vote.

Shoehorn! 06-25-2005 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
always demonstrating the fine capabilities of a good troll

http://www.rentatroll.com

HAHAHA, genius. :1orglaugh

Temp1 06-25-2005 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
I would love to live in the USA and i think your statement is incorrect, so whatr is wrong with wanting to own the entire world, who wouldent like to own the entire world

Batts


How are the US and Australia so different?

Aly 06-25-2005 01:12 AM

That IS pretty cool... but here in Southern California we don't really need to innovate beauty... or beaches. :winkwink:

DWB 06-25-2005 01:16 AM

Nothing wrong with America... we just have a bunch of idiots in the drivers seat. But we did put them there so what does that say about our ability to choose leaders?

TurboTrucker 06-25-2005 01:17 AM

Well it sure sounds like it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotusmike
We're desperately jealous of your shitty economy, your dumb drama queen president, your violent crime, your most hated nation status, your bogged down wars all over the world, your land snatching government, your freedom to get jailed for buring a flag, your swarms of Mexicans pouring over the border, your fat tummies and bottoms, your rising gas prices, your offshoring industries, your crooked corporations and their thieving bosses and your -vast- 200 year old culture. :thumbsup


GatorB 06-25-2005 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Temp1
How are the US and Australia so different?

The water in the toilet goes the other way.

sickkittens 06-25-2005 05:33 AM

http://www.suspend.net/pics/stfu.jpg

StuartD 06-25-2005 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime
roll a quarter down the street, they'll come out of the woodwork

ouch :1orglaugh

pr0 06-25-2005 05:49 AM

200 years huh? funny...my ancestor came over around 1789

and my indian side was already here

but yea all the new b.s. laws are giving everyone a headache, i think i'll become a reverend (not a priest)

More Booze 06-25-2005 05:50 AM

hahaha,, the US got OWNED a long time ago...

More Booze 06-25-2005 05:51 AM

oh and can you pleeeeaaaaassssseeeee share 2257 with the rest of the world?



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bhutocracy 06-25-2005 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Temp1
How are the US and Australia so different?

They're not really THAT different. You might move over for a higher paying job or something but thats about it. Australia is far less religious though.
Oh yeah you guys drive on the wrong side of the road :)

nico-t 06-25-2005 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Nothing wrong with America... we just have a bunch of idiots in the drivers seat. But we did put them there so what does that say about our ability to choose leaders?

exactly, its just a shame that a guy like bush is getting votes, there is something wrong around there. Apart from that its just like any other western country.

TurboAngel 06-25-2005 06:26 AM

We don't want you here anyway.

:winkwink:

xclusive 06-25-2005 06:33 AM

fair enough now please block all us Ip ranges so we don't spend our dirty money on your sites. Thank you.

Basic_man 06-25-2005 06:34 AM

I'm not jalous at all ! I'm proud to be Canadian :d

nico-t 06-25-2005 06:39 AM

GOD BLESS THE NETHERLANDS :thumbsup :winkwink:

CDSmith 06-25-2005 06:47 AM

lotusmikey..... so proud of his own country he couldn't even put it in his location field.

lol

Credibility=Zero :D

darksoul 06-25-2005 06:54 AM

I think north america its the only place where most people have to work
2 jobs and drive hours to get there.

Digipimp 06-25-2005 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotusmike
We're desperately jealous of your shitty economy, your dumb drama queen president, your violent crime, your most hated nation status, your bogged down wars all over the world, your land snatching government, your freedom to get jailed for buring a flag, your swarms of Mexicans pouring over the border, your fat tummies and bottoms, your rising gas prices, your offshoring industries, your crooked corporations and their thieving bosses and your -vast- 200 year old culture. :thumbsup

i thought it was just the bacon cheeseburgers that you were jealous of over there


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