So I was out in the back yard overlooking the creek, having a piss.....
 

I am lost in the sunset and the sweet relief . One with nature, when all of a sudden this mosquito bites my cock..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing blood sucking cocksucker, it itches like a bastard :disgust Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something :Oh crap

sorry to say, but you got moquitowned

OUCH.... that sucks......

No the mosquito sucked, I just itch :helpme

lol....that's itchy bitchy!

bugger.....get the wife to suck out the poison.hehehe

:1orglaugh lol

she said NO WAY............I'm not getting sloppy seconds :(

new niche?

uh oh, i see tiny dick jokes coming...
so small a mosquito could suck it

Now I bet you wish you had some of that Afterbite stuff.

Jack off with calamine lotion for a few days, that'll teach the wife :D

:1orglaugh :) :pimp

thanks for the advice CD :upsidedow

damn that sucks!

teach me what exactly.... he knows perfectly well that I don't stand second in line to anybody, including insects :1orglaugh

A good wife would've got busy and sucked out that poison dammit!!

guess that is Mother Nature's way of saying. "don't piss on me."

A really good wife would not have allowed the skeeter anywhere near his cock. :1orglaugh

what????????????? You're on the mosquitoes side? :helpme

^^^ lol

This is great!!! Now, get in the car, and go look for the hottest woman thatyou can can find working at a pharmacy, and tell her what happened. Dont forget to take the video camera.

hahaha.....too funny! what the heck ya doing flopping it out for all those bugs to feed on anyway? :) I have a question.....what would it mean if it was a male mosquito? LOL

it's a good thing I love you soooo much cause I believe you when thousands wouldn't :1orglaugh
Ya gotta admit it sounds like a pretty fishy story...maybe you should just stick to using the bathroom during mosquito season :thumbsup

Just being one with nature.............as far as I know only the female skeeters Bite..... I didnt see if this was a Gay male :Oh crap

Not at all, just trying to interpret the moral to the story.

Then there's that, yes. :D

sometimes.... life just sucks like that

so, sorry, julius -- :( -- will the loss of blood volume affect the size of your erection, you think -- ? -- now THAT would suck -- !








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I was busy trying to keep the ducks from biting his ass :Oh crap

sucks yo

if you was working the drive-thru window at McD's, you could afford indoor plumbing by now.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Had you thought to piss into the wind, you might've drowned the mosquito.


Next time THINK :D

Bahahahahahaha!!! That needs a pic! :1orglaugh

i guess you secretley did enjoy the mosquito taking a good lick before biting you

least it was only a mosquito and not a huge horsefly or some shit like that.

No Luck, sorry buddy.
Please let us know if you're story worked. :1orglaugh

prove it. Let's see the bump.

What are you snooring

ouch man that would suck.

i got the skin on my nuts caught in my zipper once..it was only like a millimeter of skin caught, and i backed it up. However i've never made that mistake again..i doubt you will either..lol