Stupid motherfucker doing door to door at 8 in the am ?
 

WTF is wrong with people . Some stupid fool just knocked and ran my bell for 5 fucking minutes ! I was asleep nakkkid so I didn't answer ... but I'm so fucking mads . I havne't slept more then 5 hours in a night in like 2 weeks and it seems it will continue ... damint ! For once that I went to sleep early ..........

maybe it was urgent? Maybe he had to pee real bad?

I'd have punched his lights out!

So will say everyone else on this board . Fact is that you don't punch people for stuff like that, unless you are looking to get charged. And if you go answer, it will just take more of your time .

I would have kicked the fuck out of him then explained in court why I did it. The judge would have agreed that the wanker deserved a beating and awarded me damages!

Maybe it's because he forgot his keys or something like that near your bed? :winkwink:

lol, if only life were that perfect :thumbsup

Maybe he wanted to remind you to get some extra sleep? :)

i sometimes have that problem too, but the 'real world' simply wakes up earlier than us

hate this stuff
fucking idiots =\

Should of walked down there naked and asked what he wanted

you should ha ve captured him, took him to your garage. chained
him up, and cut him in fucking half

He might have been selling sleeping tablets.

:1orglaugh

Gawd those people piss me off too

I had the same thing happen...two drunk girls were beating on my door at 5:00 am - but that was a good thing :winkwink:

I'd get out to punch him in the face.

The early bird catches some lead in the ass.

That's a little fucking early!

you should have opened the door and beat him with a wrench.

O.k . :1orglaugh

Same thing always happens here... fuckers!

2 words "release the hounds"

oh wait thats 3

I hate when people wake me up in the morning. Disable your doorbell man! :)

you should have opened the door naked and asked him or her to bend over or get the fuck out! :upsidedow

on second thought,,,just put in one of those doorbells that squirt water at the crotch when pressed.

I used to get Mormon assholes and other people stopping by but it is amazing what a 'no solicitation' sign will do for you.

id jack off while opening the door

put some Rat Traps out front

maybe he was just there to secure your network. :)

Some will get it, some wont.

agreed ... good idea for next time

and just take a piss on the porch in front of him

Maybe he wanted to tell you that a killer was loose in your neighborhood.

you should've told him to fuck off and never come back

You didn't answer the door....how did you know he was doing door to door sales??

Shaft

wait by the door and knock his little ass out

Someone should make a gadget that shuts of all phone and door bells during designated time slots. They'd make some nice money.

just put a sign on the door saying "Proud Gun Owner"

i have a big fucking sign ON my front door that says "NO SOLICITING! WHATEVER YOUR SELLING, WE DON'T WANT IT!" and the fuckers knock ANYWAY! Thus, my dogs spaz the fuck out and piss me off even more.

If I wanted whatever the fuck you're selling I'd COME TO YOU. NOW FUCK OFF! I hate D2D sales people!